|
coach-fish
Another lame little update. Don't worry, I'll skim off the top of the casserole starting tomorrow.
Being that we are a small-market team constantly looking to minimize payroll, it's a parade of new coaches this year. That does not necessarily mean our old coaches have moved on to bigger and better things, just that inaminate objects are less costly. The most expensive of the three is our new scout, christened Clark McTaggart. He's actually one of those singing fish that you can mount on the wall. After a rendition of "Heartbreak Hotel", the first words out of Clark Clam's mouth are "Esteban Loaiza throws the ball with confidence. He probably won't be a 20-game winner, but is very much a quality starter."
I slap the fish and resign to never, ever waste another word talking about our supposed coaching staff.
|