[Malleus Dei]

I suspect Tolkien would have been amused and appreciative. He once wrote that the duty of a fantasy writer was to help people to escape from the prison camp of reality. But you never know.

"I am in fact a hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late (when possible). I do not travel much." - J.R.R. Tolkien