Thanks, StorminZ. I figured such a momentous occasion required a little more personal touch. After all, Pat only gets to play the last game of his career once.
However, I noticed that Grover Cleveland Alexander was brought out of retirement to pitch for the Philadelphia Athletics this year. When I looked at the list of retired players in order to prepare the Hall of Fame ballot, there he was. Then, as the game was simming, I saw him picking up a win for the A's. I thought, "What th...?"
So far, Pat has remained retired, however.