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batted balls · 05-27-2006, 10:08 PM

Max Mercy, Jr. here again, folks . . .

It's time for Max's Mailbag. Let me tell 'ya, folks, Ole Max's mailbag is bursting at the seams. Here is a sampling:

Max,

San Diego State is the worst team you've ever seen?! How about Minnesota? Man, the Golden Gophers would get swept by the Aztecs!

Sleepless in San Diego

Dear Sleepless,

You may be right, my friend. As baaaddd as I thought your Aztecs were, the Gophers are woooorrrrsssseeee! They need to find a bigger gopher hole. Besides, San Diego weather vs. Minnesota weather? No contest!
Dear Max,

Wow, the Maxi-Pad sounds awesome! Any chance I could hitch a ride sometime?

Lookin' for a Lift

Dear Lookin',

Send me a photo and we'll talk.

Dear Max,

Eight tracks?! What century are you from, Max Ole Boy? Haven't you heard of MP3s and Ipods?

Modern Music Man

Dear Modern,

Why let technology dictate your life? I have mucho dineros invested in my music collection. As for MP3, Ole Max has never had a run-in with the Military Police, let alone three.

Dear Max,

Didn't you pick Michigan for last in the East? Man, were you wrong!

No. 1 Wolverine Fan

Dear Wolverine,

Two months does not a season make!

Dear Max,

Boxers or briefs?

Can't Help Wondering

Dear Can't Help,

In the category of boxers, I'll go with Marciano and Louis. As for briefs, Ole Max could indeed have been a top-notch, high profile lawyer. But to answer your question, when traveling north, I go with long-winter flannels; when traveling south, Ole Max goes commando.

Until next time, folks, this is Max Mercy, Jr. signing off . . .

05-27-2006, 10:08 PM	#57 (permalink)
batted balls All Star Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: White Sox Country Posts: 1,319 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	Max's Mailbag--Max Mercy, Jr. Max Mercy, Jr. here again, folks . . . It's time for Max's Mailbag. Let me tell 'ya, folks, Ole Max's mailbag is bursting at the seams. Here is a sampling: Max, San Diego State is the worst team you've ever seen?! How about Minnesota? Man, the Golden Gophers would get swept by the Aztecs! Sleepless in San Diego Dear Sleepless, You may be right, my friend. As baaaddd as I thought your Aztecs were, the Gophers are woooorrrrsssseeee! They need to find a bigger gopher hole. Besides, San Diego weather vs. Minnesota weather? No contest! Dear Max, Wow, the Maxi-Pad sounds awesome! Any chance I could hitch a ride sometime? Lookin' for a Lift Dear Lookin', Send me a photo and we'll talk. Dear Max, Eight tracks?! What century are you from, Max Ole Boy? Haven't you heard of MP3s and Ipods? Modern Music Man Dear Modern, Why let technology dictate your life? I have mucho dineros invested in my music collection. As for MP3, Ole Max has never had a run-in with the Military Police, let alone three. Dear Max, Didn't you pick Michigan for last in the East? Man, were you wrong! No. 1 Wolverine Fan Dear Wolverine, Two months does not a season make! Dear Max, Boxers or briefs? Can't Help Wondering Dear Can't Help, In the category of boxers, I'll go with Marciano and Louis. As for briefs, Ole Max could indeed have been a top-notch, high profile lawyer. But to answer your question, when traveling north, I go with long-winter flannels; when traveling south, Ole Max goes commando. Until next time, folks, this is Max Mercy, Jr. signing off . . . __________________ White Sox fan since 1972 Last edited by batted balls; 06-18-2006 at 09:43 PM.