[Raidergoo]

Named player rep
Tells press union may strike next season
Late to ballpark after getting lost on freeway
Heart skips beat, tells no one
Gets tattoo
Remarries high school sweetheart
Jams with band in nightclub
Sees Rolling Stones in concert
Wears hockey mask in shower
Gives interview laced with bigoted remarks
Makes highlight reel of This Week in Baseball
Makes WebGems with catch
Says he was misquoted by press
Says he was misquoted in autobiography
Says artificial turf is a sign of the Devil
Says that the DH is a sign of the Apocalypse
Denies steroid rumors
Turns over drug using brother to police
Confronts manager about comments in the paper
Best man in friend's wedding
Bags the two deer limit while hunting
Guest stars on fishing show
Starts eating too much fried food
Requires stitches after car accident
Thanks adoptive mother on nationally broadcast interview
Becomes conspiracy theory crank