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Halifax - This report just came in on the wire service. Ace chief of detectives for the NYPD Nick Kompoop announced today that, "...This Scott person was obviously a foreigner and we all know what foreigners are like. Besides who had a better opportunity to kill him than he did? Also, there was a bullet in his head and a gun in his hand. We all know that bullets come from guns, so there is the obvious probability that they are connected somehow. Our top scientific guys are working overtime on how the bullet got into his head. I expect a break any time now. Also, did I mention he was a foreigner?..."