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Andrew? ... Andrew? ... Can you hear me? ... Andrew?

Um... Yes... I can hear you. Why are you slapping me in the face?

Andrew, do you know where you are right now?

Well ... I appear to be laying in the dirt ... I don't feel so good...

Yes, that's right. Do you know how you got here?

Let me see ... Baseball game. Pitching ... Covering first base ... I think I got run over or something ... My head hurts ...

... Oh, I remember now. I was covering first base, and the base-runner guy plowed into me. I took a nice tumble ... How long have I been out?

Not long. Just a few seconds. You gave us quite a scare. ... I'd give your roll a 9.8 but your dismount was pretty awful.

Very funny. Is this game on TV?

No, you're fine. But the local station might have gotten some video. Don't worry about it. We'll talk to them about not showing your dismount. ... You ready to sit up now?

Yeah, I think so. ... So what happened to the moose?

What was that?

You know, the moose that was running the bases a few minutes ago. I want to pet him.

OK, you just take it easy there, big fella. Let us worry about the moose, OK? (Turning to the trainer). You're right Al, let's schedule that exam and X-ray just to be safe...

So, if you have more than one, is it mooses or meece or just moose. I think I just like to say moose... Moose, moose, moose...