I was sitting here drooling in my shoe when a thought struck as they sometimes do (hey that rhymes!). If Title Bout had a TV advert what would it look like?
I picture it on the local low-budget cable station. The set is this cheezy knotty-pine panelling with a beat-up sofa and garage-sale coffee table a la SCTV. Mike and Chris in these bad, ill-fitting checkered suits showing lots of cuff. Wally, the 80-yr old semi-retired camerman with a small drinking problem is having an unusally off day attempting to focus and keep Chris and Mike in the picture. You hear the music from Title Bout and right on cue Chris or Mike say:
Hi there, sports fans!
(Fill in the blank)
Cap (Not being serious. This is a joke. A funny commercial starring Chris and Mike.)