Tommy - the "slammer" story is a riot. As if I wouldn't have ringing in my ears BEFORE the hammer came down...
Now Tequila - weil I still enjoy it on occasion, although I won't touch anything with a worm in the bottom of the bottle. Experience being the best teacher there...
Mike - I sing from the same songbook as you regarding Southern Comfort. Some bad memories from early college days still haunt me, and I haven't touched the stuff in decades.
Damn, do all my best personal stories end with a visit from Ralph and Earl?
