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Old 02-17-2008, 12:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
Syd Thrift
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October 1100

We have a new Old London Crownee! In his last fight of the year (boxing rules governinge people to have but six fights a year in their respective Club so as to avoid serious injurye), Spencer Sefton showed that while he is an accomplished boxer, his following of the chivalric ideals could use some work. He allowed himself to be knocked down in the firste of roundes and then in the seconde he hit his man in the codpiece far too often than is deemed fair. Referee Basington Basilstipe informed us that this was essentially the difference in the fight, as it was even otherwise.

Following Brad Sewell's fight, it was discovered that his bodye is producing noxious smells and he has been barred from fighting a'more for three months, including the trip to the land of Scots.

Coelmund Withy, trying to make a "change" for himself from following that silly Saxon tradition of leaving one's facial hair unshorn, suffered a severe cut in the barber's chair. The barber said that the cut was caused by evil spirits.

London
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Brad Sewell 6-0-0 (5) def. Rob Tregear 3-8-0 by decision
Just because he's the young hot stuff doesn't mean Sewell can skip moving up the ranks just like everybody else.

Dean Milledge 5-2-1 (2) def. Dwayne Copeman 3-4-1 (2) by KO-1
Copeman has now knocked his opponent down 9 times to 6 but has failed to get back up twice. Verily, it is called heart, master Copeman.

Finlay Walby 9-0-0 (4) def. Spencer Sefton 10-3-1 (4) by decision
Sefton suffered flash KD in the first, then was warned for low blows in the 2nd. That was the difference in the fight.

York
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Coelmund Withy 5-2-0 (3) def. Shackled Miscreant 3-15-0 (1) by KO-2
Withy avenges his Manhood loss to the miscreant by flooring him thrice in the second.

Garfield Randull 5-1-0 (3) def. Ethelstamp Woodger 4-5-0 (1) by KO-4
Randull's bound to move way, way, up after knocking down York's #3 "contender" (it is hard to call a sub-.500 fighter a contender).

Hrothgar Workman 6-4-1 (3) def. Highwayman Waylen 4-5-0 (4) by KO-8
Waylen's first fight since March. He returned to the York Palace queerly richer than he was before.
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