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May 1101
What a wonderful happeninge! It has been announced that our very own Kinge Henry I has agreed to don the... well, boxers don't wear much of anything except shorts, but he is donning them and shall box! Already we have an account of his Trial of Manhood, which as you can see he passed with flying colors:
def. Statue of a Bear 13-22-2 (9) by KO-1
def. an actual bear 18-17-1 (8) by KO-3
def. Orange the Golem 15-21-1 (7) by TKO-3
def. Shackled Miscreant 6-29-1 (1) by KO-2
def. Stupid Commoner 8-24-3 (5) by TKO-5
def. Rob Tregear 3-9-0 by KO-3 in a special exhibition match
Interclub
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Headbumper Dejyothin (Y) 9-3-0 (9) def. an actual bear 18-18-1 (8) by TKO-5
That bear is starting to look tired out.
London
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Dean Milledge 6-3-1 (4) def. George Freke 1-5-0 by decision
Welcome to the club, mister Freke.
Spencer Sefton 11-3-2 (5) def. Dermot Quenby 3-8-0 (1) by TKO-6
Quenby, the more popular man, chose this match, figuring the worst that could happen was that he got beat by a better man.
Brad Sewell 9-1-0 (6) def. Oscar Siddorn 6-5-3 (3) by decision
It was about as non-close as a decision can get. Sewell took 8 rounds to Siddorn's 2.
Scotland
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Cameron Matheson 4-5-0 (1) def. Kai Gordon 5-1-0 (1) by decision
Scotland's just getting started. We should expect strangeness like this.
Calum Ring 1-5-0 (1) def. Ryan MacBrayne 1-8-1 by KO-1
The Scottish Special: Duel of the Crud. This fight didn't even last 40 seconds.
York
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Coelmund Withy 7-4-0 (4) def. Fatman Chubb 5-6-0 (3) by KO-2
Withy knocked Chubb down 3 times in 5 minutes.
Ethelstamp Woodger 5-5-0 (2) def. Hrothwulf Hambleton 5-4-0 (4) by KO-4
Hambleton would be a fighter if only he had a little more heart; 5 career times knocked down, only 3 of those times has he risen.
Tondhere Mailes 7-2-0 (5) def. Hapye Gayford 1-11-0 (1) by KO-8
Mailes is taking too many fights, although if they stay within the distance I guess it can't hurt.
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