Hey, what's with siccing your resident hawk on that poor girl touring Fenway Park, just because her name is Alexa Rodriguez? That's a new low, even for you guys.
Besides, as quoted in the story, you would have done better to save the hawk for when Joba Chamberlain was in town. Now your secret weapon has been compromised. What's next, bats? The flying kind?
Bostonist: Sports Redux: Hawkgate, The Last Day It's Even Remotely Newsworthy