[Markus Heinsohn]

Originally Posted by RonCo

Beta testers can post anything Markus allows them to post. My guess is that the conversation went like this:

SKY DOG: [whistling] "Uh, hey, Markus?"

MARKUS: [swigging Red Bull #22] "Go away. I"m coding and the All Star break is coming sehr schnell."

SKY DOG: "Yeah, right. I was thinking though that I wouldn't mind posting some stuff about the game." [glances curiously at screen]

MARKUS: [switches to new Victoria's Secret screen saver] "What would you post?"

SKY DOG: "Just some stuff on how you set it up and how the stats look."

MARKUS: "Oh, you mean like Duffy's old RTR stuff?" [suddenly scans the room] "What ever happened to that guy?"

SKY DOG: "I think you split awhile back. But, yeah, just like the RTR stuff where beta testers wrote up their results despite any NDA."

MARKUS: [sets the shifty-eye up toward SD and turns the light beam into SD's face] "Not a word about the super-secret residual coaches, richtig?"

SKY DOG: "Uh, yeah, right."

MARKUS: "One question. How are splits supposed to work?"

SKY DOG: [Displaying] "I think you put one leg out this way and one out thata way."

MARKUS: "Holy Cobb but that's gotta hurt."

SKY DOG: "You're telling me."

MARKUS: "You can post, but only under one condition."

SKY DOG: [rubbing stretched ...er... hammies] "What's that?"

MARKUS: "Post only on FOFC."

SKY DOG: "Right-o. That will really confuse them."

BATTISI: [enters stage left] "Sounds good. It's a secure place. No one will think to look for it there."

MARKUS: [startled] "Ach! [begins rotating his swivel chair in circles, grimacing] I've crashed my wrist into the keyboard!"

BATTISI: "Sorry about that."

SKY DOG: "DTD for 4 days, 85% effectiveness."

MARKUS: "Must remember to reduce the impact of injuries in beta builds."

Haha, that was very funny!!