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Old 06-23-2008, 03:53 PM   #102 (permalink)
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California Dreamin' vol. 6.14

Tribute TN - Please Excuse The Foul Language Just This Once

Sh*t.

Starting Catcher Carlos Becerra - 3 time all star, 2011 Platinum Glove winner: .579 OPS.

F*ck.

Pedro Vargas - 21.9 VORP, 31 years old, still arby eligibile. Career Ending Injury.

Piss.

All over the ball. That's what Sake-Bomb did last sim, going 10-29 with 5 doubles, 3 homers, 8 RBI, and a 1.234 OPS.

****.

Becerra had a 1.265 OPS last sim, going 10-20 with a homer and a double.

Cocksucker.

Fu-Quan Ng must think I'm one, and I think he knew I was looking for a 3B to replace him so he hit .389/.621/.611 last sim :O

MotherF*cker.

Big Time lumped a few sims back. He's 2/3/3 talents now. Seriously, this development engine is just plain wacky.

Tits.

That's what George Adams was, getting 2 wins with 16 innings pitched last sim, a 1.65 ERA and a 0.92 WHIP. Opponents hit a mere .182 off the guy. Sweet.

RIP George. You were a pioneer.

The Next Crusade

7/13 - @ Washington
7/14 - @ Washington
7/15 - @ Washington

7/16 - @ Louisville
7/17 - @ Louisville
7/18 - @ Louisville

7/19 - @ Valencia
7/20 - @ Valencia
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