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Old 06-25-2008, 01:55 AM   #17 (permalink)
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July 1, 1919

The league file's been updated here.

Canadians, Vienna Lead Team of the Month Clubs

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America/Asia Standings

Team			W	L	PCT	GB	Pyt.Rec	Diff	Home	Away	XInn	1Run	M#	Streak	Last10
RC Mounted Baseballists	46	25	.648	-	40-31	6	22-15	24-10	4-3	16-8	81	L1	8-2
Mexico City Aztecs	44	28	.611	2.5	42-30	2	20-13	24-15	3-1	14-9		W4	8-2
Tokyo Rising Sun	40	34	.541	7.5	41-33	-1	19-22	21-12	5-5	7-7		L4	3-7
New York Giants		37	34	.521	9.0	35-36	2	21-17	16-17	2-4	7-5		L2	2-8
USA Baseball Engineers	35	37	.486	11.5	36-36	-1	13-20	22-17	5-4	8-15		W2	5-5
Cincinnati Reds		31	40	.437	15.0	33-38	-2	16-17	15-23	2-1	7-10		W2	6-4
Chicago Defenders	29	43	.403	17.5	33-39	-4	17-21	12-22	2-1	9-12		L2	4-6
Shanghai Dragons	25	46	.352	21.0	27-44	-2	8-26	17-20	1-5	10-12		W1	3-7

European League Standings

Team			W	L	PCT	GB	Pyt.Rec	Diff	Home	Away	XInn	1Run	M#	Streak	Last10
Vienna Meisterflauten	41	31	.569	-	41-31	0	18-14	23-17	3-8	15-13	82	W1	6-4
Amsterdam Admirals	38	32	.543	2.0	33-37	5	18-15	20-17	2-2	11-5		W3	5-5
Paris Revolutions	37	33	.529	3.0	36-34	1	20-16	17-17	5-1	11-13		W1	5-5
Moscow Proletariat	35	36	.493	5.5	37-34	-2	16-17	19-19	4-2	10-10		L1	7-3
Rome Cardinals		36	37	.493	5.5	35-38	1	12-22	24-15	3-2	12-8		W1	5-5
London Monarchs		35	37	.486	6.0	39-33	-4	23-18	12-19	2-3	6-12		L1	6-4
Berlin Teutonic Knights	32	38	.457	8.0	35-35	-3	16-21	16-17	3-6	10-16		L4	3-7
Madrid Matadors		32	42	.432	10.0	29-45	3	17-23	15-19	6-4	14-12		L2	3-7
It's a new month, and a new team has emerged as the cream of the American/Asian crop. This time it's the Royal Canadian Mounted Baseballists, led by Pitcher of the Month Maxandre "Grizzly Man" Lavoie. The Mounted Baseballists were 19-7 for the month. Meanwhile, last month's heroes the Tokyo Rising Sun dipped to 3rd after a disastrous 11-17 showing in the last 30 days. They lost their ace pitcher Masahiro Uenohara for the season and maybe forever to a torn rotator cuff. This doesn't project to be the last player the warlike Japanese will lose prematurely but... it is the first.

Races for .400, 30 Wins Heat Up

With the season nearly halfway over, what better things are there to do but see who has a shot at breaking the coveted .400 mark among League of Nationeers? Seeing who might achieve 30 victories, that's what!

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Batting		AB	R	H	BA
Sato, JPN	298	51	116	.389
Lenyashin, USSR	291	54	113	.388
Dumoulin, FRA	283	39	102	.360
C. Davis, USA	281	42	101	.359
Perrel, UK	279	53	100	.358
Bunch, NY	305	60	108	.354
Bernard, FRA	276	36	 95	.369
Vargas, MEX	276	42	 95	.344
Pazzi, ITA	279	43	 95	.341

Wins		 W-L	IP	ERA
Calzolai, ITA	14-4	144.2	2.49
C. Diaz, MEX	12-3	141.0	3.13
Lemoine, FRA	12-4	149.0	2.05
Lavoie, CAN	12-5	151.0	2.44
Thivierge, CAN	11-1	105.0	1.97
Daly, NY	11-2	139.0	3.04
Gruppe, FRA	11-6	139.0	2.91
Ishida, JPN	10-3	126.1	3.13
Cyr, CAN	10-4	129.1	3.90
Knaus, AUS	10-6	147.2	2.50
Jones, USA	10-8	140.2	3.14
Babbage Machine Rates Top Players At Each Position

Whoever said that a "computer" could not live in its mom's basement? The wonders of technology never cease to amaze us, and this device, which purports to divine the top players at each of the major positions, doesn't, um, cease either. We are frankly skeptical of the whole "computer" thing; to be honest, we think it's going to come out to be similar to that "Turkish chess player" hoax that we were taken in by so many years ago. But let the computer give its ratings...

Catcher: Laurent Garnier, US Baseball Engineers (.287, 1, 33, 0). On loan from the Revolutions, whose own catcher is nothing to sneeze at, Garnier is a big part of why this team is almost at .500 despite being predicted to finish dead last in the league.

First Base: Tim Kinch, Royal Canadian Mounted Baseballists (.330, 2, 19, 0). Although he's missed 8 weeks of the season so far with a torn muscle in his leg, Kinch is the man in the "computer"s favorite for this position. We would like to point out that when we "accidentally" spilled hot coffee onto the "computer", it screamed out like a little girl.

Second Base: Jonathan Simon, Royal Canadian Mounted Baseballists (.294, 1, 42, 8). It is said that Canadians enjoy a good constitutional after a hearty meal. Jonathan Simon has taken that to a new extreme. Virtually every other at bat, he enjoys a good constitutional to first base.

Third Base: MacMillan Dwywy, London Monarchs (oh don't bother). Dwywy has had 26 at bats on the season and has played all of 9 games at the hot corner for the Monarchs. What's more, he's Irish. The "computer" is broken. It is a broken little girl.

Shortstop: Orrin Perrel, London Monarchs (.358, 0, 37, 1). Well, at least the "computer" isn't spitting these names out totally at random. We agree with this choice. Perrell is a great hitter, something you don't always see at the "short stop". We think Perrel gets his prowess by towering over the other shortstops in the league. At 6 feet in height he really should be called a longstop.

Left Field: Tian-Yun Quiao, Shanghai Dragons (umm.). 34 at bats and another hurt leg? We think that maybe the "computer" accidentally mistook the words "torn thigh muscle" to mean "high batting average."

Center Field: Terry Schroeder, New York Giants (.372, 1, 45, 7). An American this good makes us highly suspicious. What, exactly, was Schroeder doing before the USA got involved in the Great War, anyway? And if it was baseball, why wasn't he in the Brigade? Schroeder is mum about this. He's mum about a lot of things, actually. Except how pretty pigeons are to look at. On second thought, maybe we've figured out why he wasn't drafted.

Right Field: Hirofumi Sato, Tokyo Rising Sun (.389, 3, 38. 1). His name means "Key Hit Gload" in his native language. That is not true at all and we don't know why we just typed it out. It looks kind of stupid on paper, doesn't it?

Pitcher: Kumimatsu Yoshida, Tokyo Rising Sun (2-6, 3.86). Really? Rome has a guy with 14 wins and this is the "computer"s choice? Yoshida doesn't even have a leg injury that we know of. Let's see how well the "computer" does locked up in the closet without food or drink. You don't like that very much, do you, "computer"?

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