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September 1, 1919

Everything Begins To Shake Down As the League of Nations Enters Its Final Month

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America/Asia Standings

Team			W	L	PCT	GB	Pyt.Rec	Diff	Home	Away	XInn	1Run	M#	Streak	Last10
Mexico City Aztecs	78	48	.619	-	81-45	-3	34-22	44-26	9-2	21-19	29	W5	8-2
RC Mounted Baseballists	76	48	.613	1.0	67-57	9	43-27	33-21	9-6	28-14		W1	8-2
New York Giants		67	60	.528	11.5	61-66	6	32-24	35-36	4-7	19-14		L1	7-3
Tokyo Rising Sun	65	62	.512	13.5	68-59	-3	28-31	37-31	6-7	11-15		L1	4-6
USA Baseball Engineers	58	66	.468	19.0	57-67	1	28-38	30-28	8-7	19-23		L5	4-6
Cincinnati Reds		54	72	.429	24.0	59-67	-5	30-27	24-45	5-9	12-24		L2	2-8
Chicago Defenders	52	72	.419	25.0	54-70	-2	31-39	21-33	4-5	15-15		W1	2-8
Shanghai Dragons	51	73	.411	26.0	53-71	-2	26-41	25-32	5-7	19-20		W2	5-5

European League Standings

Team			W	L	PCT	GB	Pyt.Rec	Diff	Home	Away	XInn	1Run	M#	Streak	Last10
London Monarchs		72	55	.567	-	70-57	2	44-26	28-29	4-6	20-18	26	W2	7-3
Paris Revolutions	66	57	.537	4.0	66-57	0	34-21	32-36	11-1	20-22		L1	5-5
Berlin Teutonic Knights	64	59	.520	6.0	68-55	-4	24-32	40-27	7-8	17-21		W4	7-3
Madrid Matadors		63	65	.492	9.5	54-74	9	37-38	26-27	7-6	22-18		W3	6-4
Rome Cardinals		63	65	.492	9.5	58-70	5	26-41	37-24	5-3	23-12		W1	2-8
Vienna Meisterflauten	62	66	.484	10.5	67-61	-5	33-38	29-28	7-13	24-24		L4	5-5
Moscow Proletariat	57	66	.463	13.0	62-61	-5	25-29	32-37	5-6	16-21		L3	3-7
Amsterdam Admirals	55	69	.444	15.5	56-68	-1	23-31	32-38	3-6	12-18		L1	4-6
The only thing truly left in the Asia/America League is whether the Mexico City Aztecs or the Royal Canadian Mounted Baseballists will achieve homefield advantage. An August fade by the Tokyo Rising Sun that saw the former contenders win just 10 of 26 games pretty much sealed the deal there. We have to say that this was a bad month for top-rated clubs... but more about that in a second. The Aztecs have 3 of their starters in the top 10 in the A/A in ERA while the Canadians house 3 of the top 10 in RBIs in the league. Given that, it's surprising that the Rising Sun lasted as long as they did.

Meanwhile, in the European League, somebody has finally separated themselves from the pack. It was looking like the Tour de France for a while there with everybody bunched up together. The London Monarchs suffered a spate of injuries early on but as the hot summer months progressed, their talent - particularly their dynamic pitching duo of Cameron Boden (17-10, 2.69 ERA) and Freddie Turville (15-10, 2.49) - moved them apart from everybody else.

Of course, it's not over yet. The Monarchs could still, after all, pull a Vienna. Remember how they were on top of the world (or at least half of it) just a month ago? As you can see, they're now several games below .500 and are fighting to stay out of the second division. A 6-22 record and a 15-game losing streak will do that to you. Yes, 15 games. We've seen collapses, and we've seen long losing streaks, but we can't remember ever seeing that deep of a fall from a contending ballclub. Perhaps we're making too much of this - at the height of their power, the Meisterflauten were still only 12 games above .500 - but let's face it: it was pretty big.

The Best of Times, The Worst of Times
Let's take a look at the best and worst hitters and pitchers in the game today.
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Best		Team	AB	R	H	BA
H. Sato		JPN	463 	 76	176	.380
T. Schroeder	NY	327	 84	120	.367
S. Lenyashin	USSR	501	 95	183	.365
R. Beatty	NY	447	 70	161	.360
D. Bunch	NY	524	103	187	.357
O. Perrell	UK	406	 67	143	.352
J. Dumoulin	FRA	506	 71	176	.348
K. Eckhardt	GER	524	105	182	.347
L. Vargas	MEX	496	 89	171	.345
D. Bernard	FRA	380	 47	131	.345

Worst		Team	AB	R	H	BA
D. Mallam	UK	368	 58	 81	.220
P. Schreurs	HOL	447	 55	104	.233
V. Schusetka	AUS	434	 62	101	.233
R. de Best	HOL	355	 33	 85	.239
X. Xin		CHN	342	 48	 86	.251

Best		Team	W-L	IP	ERA
S. Daly		NY	20-4	257.0	2.66
V. Schmeling	GER	15-3	182.1	2.86
M. Figueroa	MEX	12-3	138.1	2.21
Y. Ishida	JPN	19-5	238.1	2.98
Y. Calzolai	ITA	21-7	243.1	2.81
J. Galvan	SPN	19-7	233.0	2.12
M. Uenohara	JPN	10-4	132.2	2.98
C. Cyr		CAN	10-4	129.1	3.90
J. Gonzalez	MEX	19-8	248.1	3.08
M. Lavoie	CAN	19-8	237.1	2.94

Worst		Team	W-L	IP	ERA
T. Wheeler	USA	 4-9	133.0	4.26
E. Robin	FRA	 6-12	129.1	4.45
H. Xia		CHN	 9-15	214.2	3.65
J. Spencer	CIN	 6-10	133.0	3.25
J. Lozano	NY	10-16	223.1	4.59
What's In A Name
Let's take a look at some of the crazy nicknames from around the league.

Daryl "Cats" Evans, Chicago Defenders. Evans is a true diamond in the rough. His 15-13 record doesn't look all that great until you realize that the rest of his team is 37-59. Evans is 2nd in the A/A with 76 strikeouts and is fond of telling reporters that "all their base are belong to us" following a win.

Maxandre "Grizzly Man" Lavoie, Royal Canadian Mounted Baseballists. Lavoie has been stuck on 19 wins for 2 straight starts now, but Canadian baseball fans can be sure that he'll reach the 20 victory plateau eventually. The "Grizzly Man" is a native of Vancouver, British Columbia (not to be confused with Vancouver, Washington, which is the home of "The Slacker" Terry Schroeder! Although to be honest both places are in the middle of nowhere and we confuse them all the time!) where he insists that the only time he's ever seen a grizzly bear was in a zoo. Not that we believe him.

Scott "The Socialist" Ellis, Moscow Proletariat. His official nickname is The Socialist but New York fans have several unrepeatable monikers for him. This Red sympathizer defected to the Soviet Union and the Proletariat over the summer. We're happy to report that he's had limited success since his turncoat move - after starting the year 7-2 for the Giants, he's won just 1 of 4 decisions with his new keepers.
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