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Athens Philosophers

Overview

The Athenian's first year on the baseball diamond was felled by two things: pitching and the Greco-Turkish War. All this "philosopher" stuff is nice, but we Greeks want back the land that is ours, and by that we mean the land that was ours 3,000 years ago. What kind of name is Turkey, anyway? That's a bird whose meat you consume when you want to lose weight, not the proper name of a country. Anyway, the whole war thing is probably going to restrain our ability to compete for a few years. Too bad, too, because early on things were looking pretty good. In a few years, when we get all our troops back, all the world shall be shouting out the names of the Athens Philosopher-Kings. But for now we'll leave it at Philosophers because the other way sounds kind of pretentious.

Retirements
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CF Artemis Skandalis - Despite a great first name, he appeared just 5 times in 1920.
3B Christos Lambrinos - An even more awesome name but even fewer appearances (none).

Code:
67-95, .414 PCT, 9th, 32.0 GB 
Home 		39-42, .481 PCT 
Road 		28-53, .346 PCT 
X-inning games 	 9-4,  .692 PCT 
One-run games 	18-22, .450 PCT 
Versus LHP 	15-20, .429 PCT 
Versus RHP 	52-75, .409 PCT 
April 		 8-11, .421 PCT 
May 		17-13, .567 PCT 
June 		15-16, .484 PCT 
July 		10-20, .333 PCT 
August	 	 7-21, .250 PCT 
September 	10-14, .417 PCT 

Batting Average 	.272 - 6th in EURO 
On-Base Percentage 	.330 - 4th in EURO 
Slugging Percentage 	.367 - 6th in EURO 
Runs Scored 		 791 - 4th in EURO 
Hits 			1549 - 6th in EURO 
Extra-Base Hits 	 360 - 6th in EURO 
Home Runs 		  58 - 3rd in EURO 
Bases-On-Balls 		 495 - 3rd in EURO 
Strikeouts 		 383 - 1st in EURO 
Stolen Bases 		 172 - 5th in EURO 

Earned Run Average  	4.81 - 10th in EURO 
Runs allowed 		 988 - 10th in EURO 
Hits allowed 		1693 - 10th in EURO 
Opponents AVG 		.290 - 10th in EURO 
Home Runs allowed 	  60 - 9th in EURO 
Bases-On-Balls 		 641 - 10th in EURO 
Strikeouts 		 395 - 10th in EURO
Pitching

Our pitching staff was so bad last year that it was basically the same as being really, really good. Or at least good to watch. That is all we care about. Who wants to see a 2-1

pitching duel anyway? What the fans want is Olympic style running, ball hitting (that might not have ever been in the Olympics, but it should have been), and high jumping (to

catch those long balls given up by our pitching staff). Every time someone scores a run on either side, we release a babboon into the outfield and have it chase after our batboys for a few minutes. It is something like an Olympic race, only with a better ending most of the time because everybody who outruns a babboon is a winner in their own way.

Projected Rotation
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Neo Picoulas
Anybody willing to sign a waiver***

Code:
Player			Age	W	L	Pct	G	GS	SV	IP	H	ER	HR	BB	SO	ERA
Neo Picoulas		30	19	19	0.500	41	41	0	314.2	354	143	9	95	81	4.09
Zoilo Kouches		18	5	18	0.217	26	26	0	164.1	214	124	8	99	45	6.79
Arsenio Melonakos	32	9	8	0.529	18	18	0	145.1	139	57	2	45	39	3.53
Demetrius Antonatos	32	11	5	0.688	17	17	0	134.1	127	43	1	38	38	2.88
Orrin Christakos	25	4	8	0.333	24	15	0	127.1	147	53	2	60	38	3.75
Xenos Hristopoulos	18	4	13	0.235	19	19	0	101.2	141	66	8	77	20	5.84
Evander Moscopolis	25	1	6	0.143	9	9	0	59	83	42	5	31	21	6.41
Achilles Houlis		23	1	1	0.500	26	2	0	55	84	37	7	24	27	6.05
Giles Antonakos		18	1	6	0.143	9	9	0	53	85	48	4	23	5	8.15
Xenos Glezos		39	1	3	0.25	25	0	5	47.1	44	16	2	7	17	3.04
Quant Goulandris	21	2	3	0.400	6	6	0	41	57	26	1	28	14	5.71
Peder Porpurogenitos	22	3	3	0.500	25	0	2	39.2	42	18	2	20	7	4.08
Deo Calpis		18	1	0	1.000	17	0	1	39.1	50	29	4	19	19	6.64
Vasilis Georghiou	17	4	2	0.667	21	0	0	35.1	38	19	2	17	6	4.84
Nicodemus Thanou	23	0	0	0.000	15	0	0	31.1	30	15	1	28	4	4.31
Dennis Logotheti	19	0	0	0.000	18	0	1	28.1	42	27	2	26	6	8.58
Nike Bessarion		28	1	0	1.000	7	0	0	18.2	16	5	0	4	8	2.41
Team Totals		24	67	95	0.414	323	162	9	1435.2	1693	768	60	641	395	4.81
Batting

The hitting, on the other hand, was... decent. The lineup didn't have the attention to pure athleticism that we Greeks like to see our men have, but the try-outs weren't quite as "open" as we'd like them to be. The outfield was swift, agile (well, more agile that the Paris Revolutions' outfield, at least, and that was the best team in the game), and possession of fine hand-eye coordination skills. Gerrie Talboom even won the batting contest in Athens' first try. We would be more jubilant about that but the world sees the tremendous achievements of the Greeks already and this would be piling on. The infield wasn't quite so hot.

Projected Lineup
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C - Anieli Koulouris*, Dorian Bursinos*
1B - Andrew Pappas
2B - Eygenia Papamichael*, Lander Koukodimos*
3B - Karsten Christos
SS - Lysandra Melas
LF - Krischnan Anetakis
CF - Gerrie Talboom
RF - Damian Plastiras

Code:
Pos	Player			Age	G	GS	AB	R	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	SB	CS	BB	SO	AVG	OBP	SLG
C	Anieli Koulouris	27	110	109	391	34	91	14	3	2	54	0	0	23	22	0.233	0.276	0.299
C	Agape Lalagos		37	40	36	128	13	37	10	2	2	20	0	0	12	12	0.289	0.343	0.445
C	Dorian Bursinos		26	26	13	56	5	10	3	0	0	4	0	0	1	8	0.179	0.213	0.232
C	*Melancton Merukides	27	45	2	46	6	11	3	0	0	3	0	0	4	3	0.239	0.294	0.304
C	Zander Mavrokordatos	27	3	2	8	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.250	0.250	0.250

1B	*Andrew Pappas		23	154	142	556	75	169	26	6	4	86	7	2	55	27	0.304	0.364	0.394
1B	Zoello Liatos		32	20	0	20	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0.050	0.095	0.050

2B	#Eugenia Papamichael	27	108	95	369	43	91	7	0	0	36	7	3	28	8	0.247	0.303	0.266
2B	Juliun Panayiotou	31	67	67	265	49	74	10	6	2	37	16	9	32	9	0.279	0.353	0.385
2B	*Lander Koukodimos	21	63	14	72	9	14	3	0	0	9	1	0	3	16	0.194	0.224	0.236
2B	#Philip Demetrious	21	4	0	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0.000	0.000	0.000

3B	Karsten Christos	29	149	115	456	42	122	14	2	5	55	1	0	33	21	0.268	0.315	0.340
3B	Demetrius Martis	19	5	5	19	1	3	0	0	0	0	2	1	0	4	0.158	0.158	0.158

SS	Lysandra Melas		31	154	140	557	62	145	16	2	9	84	4	2	37	59	0.260	0.307	0.345
SS	Philander Stavrakis	28	67	67	266	51	64	7	6	2	18	24	4	33	10	0.241	0.342	0.335
SS	Timeus Rachiotis	31	17	3	23	5	6	3	0	0	1	0	0	3	3	0.261	0.370	0.391

LF	*Krischnan Anetakis	24	157	157	604	139	179	38	13	13	102	47	26	93	19	0.296	0.392	0.467
LF	Otis Chrysanthopoulos	32	112	38	216	18	61	10	3	0	23	0	1	16	7	0.282	0.328	0.356

CF	*Gerrie Talboom		35	147	146	585	101	205	30	11	13	82	16	11	53	28	0.350	0.402	0.506
CF	*Soterios Mitrou	31	94	18	93	29	24	5	2	0	8	13	6	3	9	0.258	0.281	0.355
CF	*Artemis Skandalis	37	5	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0.000	0.000	0.000

RF	*Damian Plastiras	30	143	126	459	61	138	26	10	4	71	32	11	60	47	0.301	0.378	0.427
	Team Totals		26.5	2013	1458	5693	791	1549	235	67	58	739	172	76	495	383	0.272	0.330	0.367
Legend
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no stars - Starter for sure
* - On the bubble
** - Longshot to be on Opening Day roster
*** - Yeah, good luck with that.
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