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Syd Thrift
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Overview

Our late-season surge was just not quite enough to unseat Paris or London. Believe you und me und everybody else, this talk of splitting into divisions is very appetizing to we Deutschlanders. We aren't terribly happy at the prospect of being called "Eastern" Europeans - we are schmack dab in the center of the continent - but if that was the way of things this year we would have won the division in early September rather than being knocked off in the last day.

We're not sure exactly what happened in April, but whatever curse the evil French put upon us, it completely dissipated in May and June; in fact, it appears that our anti-French magicks led the day for those two months. We would also like to see a better showing in home runs, as we feel that these best symbolize the powerful working spirit of Deutschland. Our pitchers leading the European League in strikeouts was a good touch, though.

Retirements
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None

Code:
93-69, .574 PCT 3rd, 6.0 GB 
Home 		51-30, .630 PCT 
Road 		42-39, .519 PCT 
X-inning games 	15-1,  .938 PCT 
One-run games 	31-20, .608 PCT 
Versus LHP 	15-9,  .625 PCT 
Versus RHP 	78-60, .565 PCT 
April 		 8-14, .364 PCT 
May 		21-9,  .700 PCT 
June 		20-9, .690 PCT 
July 		14-14, .500 PCT 
August 		13-13, .500 PCT 
September 	17-10, .630 PCT 

Batting Average 	.277 - 5th in EURO 
On-Base Percentage 	.327 - 7th in EURO 
Slugging Percentage 	.371 - 5th in EURO 
Runs Scored 		 744 - 6th in EURO 
Hits 			1590 - 5th in EURO 
Extra-Base Hits 	 384 - 4th in EURO 
Home Runs 		  27 - 10th in EURO 
Bases-On-Balls 		 424 - 7th in EURO 
Strikeouts 		 550 - 7th in EURO 
Stolen Bases 		 268 - 1st in EURO 

Earned Run Average  	3.49 - 4th in EURO 
Runs allowed 		 698 - 3rd in EURO 
Hits allowed 		1490 - 2nd in EURO 
Opponents AVG 		.261 - 1st in EURO 
Home Runs allowed 	  43 - 5th in EURO 
Bases-On-Balls 		 476 - 8th in EURO 
Strikeouts 		 603 - 1st in EURO
Pitching

Berlin was not extra lucky with their rotation last year, they were extra providential. After all, luck is the residue of design, so it is obvious that the T-Knights planned it this way. Mostly, at least. The falling-apart of Hahn Franckel, who was 15-9 in 1919, was not expected at all. His sudden lack of ability coupled with France's cruel requisitioning of 2 other members of the 1919 Opening Day rotation caused the team to look to a couple of 21 year olds for salvation. One of them, Verner Schumann, filled into the role nicely. Is his control a little bit suspect? Ja, but that just makes the hitters a little more afraid of his grosse fastball.

The other youngster, Hubertus Mauser, behaved a little bit more like one might expect a young kid thrown into the fire to perform. Not to say he did poorly; he just has room to grow on. Dustin Meise is the ace of the staff, and rounding out things are Sebastian Morlock, who is maybe a little above average but who can be counted upon to eat innings, and ace relief pitcher Ulin "The Desert Fox" Rommel, who has pitched the second-most games in League of Nations history.

Projected Rotation
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Dustin Meise
Verner Schumann
Sebastian Morlock
Hubertus Mauser*
Dagoert Glaber**
Hahn Franckel***
Ulin Rommel (CL)

Code:
Player				Age	W	L	Pct	G	GS	SV	IP	H	ER	HR	BB	SO	ERA
Sebastian Morlock		32	19	17	0.528	39	39	0	305.2	328	119	7	72	91	3.50
Verner Schumann			21	22	10	0.688	39	39	0	305	271	107	7	151	165	3.16
Dustin Meise			27	21	8	0.724	34	34	0	294	280	76	4	56	124	2.33
Hubertus Mauser			21	14	15	0.483	33	31	0	251	271	110	13	81	97	3.94
Ulin Rommel			32	8	6	0.571	51	0	4	88.1	83	23	1	20	47	2.34
Vilhelm Schmelling		24	3	1	0.75	21	5	3	58.2	59	26	0	23	18	3.99
Dagobert Glaber			26	5	1	0.833	17	3	0	58	69	31	1	14	27	4.81
Sigmund Wallauer		24	0	4	0	10	5	0	42.1	59	31	5	23	20	6.59
Hahn Fraenckel			27	0	6	0	6	6	0	35.2	50	32	5	22	10	8.07
Hubert Schwab			18	0	0	0	2	0	0	7	7	2	0	5	1	2.57
Adrien Franchi			18	0	1	0	3	0	0	6	11	6	0	7	2	9.00
Rolf Lammesfelder		35	1	0	1	3	0	0	4.1	2	1	0	2	1	2.08
Team Totals			25.4	93	69	0.574	258	162	7	1456	1490	564	43	476	603	3.49
Batting

The T-Knights offense was a mix of young and old with not a whole lot in between. We Deutschlanders are not particularly known for worrying, so we naturally are not worried about this, but if we were so inclined (for example, if we were Dutch), we might point to the fact that our two best hitters are almost old enough to remember the Franco-Prussian War. It is true that Germans, due to superior genetics, last longer than other people do. Therefore, it doesn't bother us too much. Another concern, as we have stated earlier, is that we'd like more power, but we are sure our youth will be able to discover the hidden secret of the home run.

Projected Lineup
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C - Johan Jebens, Bora Yilmanz**, Ruprecht Heil**
1B - Bernward Kempf, Bernd Spon**
2B - Harald Kuehn
3B - Eustace Winschermann
SS - Nils Kunz
LF - Kristian Eckhardt
CF - Nisin Kirsch
RF - Bernward Zieff*, Johannes Geilinger**, Barend Christ***

Code:
Pos	Player			Age	G	GS	AB	R	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	SB	CS	BB	SO	AVG	OBP	SLG
C	Johan Jebens		33	136	135	501	59	137	19	3	0	71	3	5	43	47	0.273	0.332	0.323	
C	Bora Yilmanz		30	48	25	118	6	28	4	0	0	15	0	1	7	7	0.237	0.278	0.271	
C	Ruprecht Heil		24	76	2	74	4	17	3	1	0	11	1	0	9	11	0.230	0.306	0.297	

1B	#Bernward Kempf		40	160	152	557	66	173	43	9	5	91	1	0	63	56	0.311	0.380	0.447	
1B	*Bernd Spon		26	108	5	100	16	27	6	0	0	20	0	2	12	12	0.270	0.350	0.330
1B	Wilbur Kisslinger	23	15	5	25	1	11	2	0	0	2	0	0	2	2	0.440	0.481	0.520

2B	Harald Kuehn		24	157	156	666	99	208	27	17	1	54	41	23	53	21	0.312	0.368	0.408	
2B	Sigmund Dohring		28	77	17	66	20	14	4	1	0	7	12	5	6	8	0.212	0.284	0.303	
2B	Thomas Scholz		18	11	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0.000	0.000	0.000

3B	Eustace Winschermann	25	159	154	617	88	174	23	13	4	70	54	19	23	104	0.282	0.306	0.381	
3B	Erhard Wurfel		23	50	0	26	1	3	0	0	0	3	0	0	2	5	0.115	0.179	0.115	

SS	Nils Kunz		30	159	159	588	66	153	24	11	0	51	19	6	37	23	0.260	0.302	0.338	

LF	*Kristian Eckhardt	38	154	154	595	112	207	29	20	6	90	50	25	76	46	0.348	0.419	0.494	
LF	Henry Mohr		23	23	1	27	5	6	0	0	1	6	0	0	4	3	0.222	0.323	0.333	

CF	*Nisin Kirsch		25	145	145	580	83	184	33	12	2	79	65	22	49	39	0.317	0.374	0.426	
CF	*Edwyn Kinkel		21	22	1	8	6	2	1	0	0	2	7	1	0	0	0.250	0.222	0.375	

RF	Bernward Zieff		32	157	152	556	56	148	18	7	6	59	5	1	27	83	0.266	0.298	0.356	
RF	#Johannes Geilinger	28	57	24	84	10	15	3	2	0	13	3	1	5	14	0.179	0.237	0.262	
RF	Barend Christ		19	50	9	38	9	7	0	0	0	3	6	2	0	3	0.184	0.179	0.184	
	Team Totals		26.3	2022	1458	5739	744	1590	258	99	27	687	268	113	424	550	0.277	0.327	0.371
Legend
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no stars - Starter for sure
* - On the bubble
** - Longshot to be on Opening Day roster
*** - Ach, mein Himmel!
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