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Syd Thrift
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Rio de Janeiro

Overview

Yes, the Rio de Janeiro Carnival was a carnival for everyone involved! Especially opposing hitting! We wanted to give the fans a real taste of Brazilian action! in our first year and the team did not let us down! Not one bit! Excitement first, then winning!

Retirements
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1B Salome Rmus - Did not play and had too few vowels to compete at a major league level anyway.
RF Thomas Soares - Also didn't play.

Code:
67-95, .414 PCT 9th, 30.0 GB
Home		36-45, .444 PCT
Road		31-50, .383 PCT
X-inning games	 2-9,  .182 PCT
One-run games	12-31, .279 PCT
Versus LHP	16-20, .444 PCT
Versus RHP	51-75, .405 PCT
April		 9-10, .474 PCT
May		13-15, .464 PCT
June		11-18, .379 PCT
July		 9-22, .290 PCT
August		15-13, .536 PCT
September	10-17, .370 PCT

Batting Average		.273 - 5th in AA
On-Base Percentage	.322 - 6th in AA
Slugging Percentage	.372 - 5th in AA
Runs Scored		 761 - 5th in AA
Hits			1569 - 4th in AA
Extra-Base Hits		 402 - 3rd in AA
Home Runs		  38 - 8th in AA
Bases-On-Balls		 408 - 7th in AA
Strikeouts		 534 - 8th in AA
Stolen Bases		 226 - 2nd in AA

Earned Run Average 	4.32 - 9th in AA
Runs allowed		 828 - 9th in AA
Hits allowed		1525 - 3rd in AA
Opponents AVG		.272 - 4th in AA
Home Runs allowed	  48 - 8th in AA
Bases-On-Balls		 610 - 10th in AA
Strikeouts		 335 - 10th in AA
Pitching

It wasn't the best pitching staff in the league, or even an average staff, but it was the youngest! We are so excited about everything that we can only speak with exclamation points! And then sometimes we have to put extra exclamation! points in the middle! of sentences! We do not know how Heliodoro Meredith could lose 22 games and Adolfo Regalo just miss winning 20 with otherwise similar records but it sure is exciting! to think about!

Code:
Player				Age	W	L	Pct	G	GS	SV	IP	H	ER	HR	BB	SO	ERA
Heliodoro Meredith		26	13	22	0.371	39	39	0	314	298	114	1	111	81	3.27	
Adolfo Regalo			28	19	13	0.594	35	35	0	280.1	282	108	9	79	75	3.47	
Teodoro Labrego			25	10	20	0.333	39	31	1	264.1	256	110	3	123	62	3.75	
Mário Bahamonde			25	13	15	0.464	31	30	0	224.2	255	114	10	73	62	4.57	
Johão Rojo			23	7	18	0.280	25	25	0	162.1	214	116	7	103	21	6.43	
Odoardo Parente			19	2	0	1.000	29	0	3	65	58	33	5	42	19	4.57	
Sisto Greenough			20	3	4	0.429	35	0	2	64.1	81	37	7	38	6	5.18	
Alberto Solís			18	0	1	0.000	12	2	1	29.2	37	28	2	21	4	8.49	
Niculáo Unho			19	0	0	0.000	12	0	1	24.2	37	26	3	15	5	9.49	
Abraão Le Coq			21	0	2	0.000	5	0	1	5.1	7	3	1	5	0	5.06	
Team Totals			22.4	67	95	0.414	262	162	9	1434.2	1525	689	48	610	335	4.32
Batting

The lineup was exciting! too! Look at Danilo Salgado's exciting! 86 steals! 226 steals as a team! If you could win just by being exciting, the Carnival would have been the 2nd winningest team in the league! Exciting! Like the "samba" music that we love! Some of the boys were less exciting(!) but we kept shuffling people out in an exciting! manner until we found the proper breakdown of exciting! Exciting!

Code:
Pos	Player			Age	G	GS	AB	R	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	SB	CS	BB	SO	AVG	OBP	SLG		
C	Mannuell Bicand		27	101	72	303	33	64	12	2	0	32	1	1	24	7	0.211	0.275	0.264		
C	#Norberto Cabeceiras	34	89	84	287	35	85	12	1	6	46	0	0	29	23	0.296	0.366	0.408		
C	Pacio Persoa		24	6	6	19	2	3	1	0	0	3	0	0	2	1	0.158	0.238	0.211		

1B	Prospero Galeano	25	93	93	358	51	118	18	10	3	49	0	3	18	11	0.330	0.368	0.461		
1B	#Timóteo Repincho	25	124	61	306	39	75	14	10	0	38	5	5	23	42	0.245	0.301	0.356		

2B	David Molina		28	158	152	581	78	177	34	7	2	66	10	6	45	15	0.305	0.354	0.398		

3B	Justo Paulos		24	126	102	380	56	106	27	17	4	64	27	11	29	60	0.279	0.327	0.471		
3B	Felício Blasco		39	99	58	252	25	64	2	1	1	32	0	0	13	12	0.254	0.285	0.282		
3B	#Javier Ozores		28	17	15	49	3	11	2	0	0	1	0	0	4	8	0.224	0.283	0.265		
3B	Altifício Bonita	24	5	5	19	1	9	1	0	0	3	2	0	1	0	0.474	0.500	0.526		
3B	*Telma Vabo		29	9	0	8	1	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0.250	0.250	0.250		

SS	Aluizio Medelas		30	105	59	260	30	75	13	0	3	42	1	1	17	13	0.288	0.328	0.373		
SS	Arcibaldo Reynolds	32	67	59	227	29	59	11	4	2	33	3	2	17	9	0.260	0.310	0.370		
SS	#Ricardo Fernández	21	140	44	226	42	44	6	1	3	28	21	7	31	22	0.195	0.291	0.270		

LF	*Danilo Salgado		24	152	148	638	125	217	40	15	4	59	86	23	56	71	0.340	0.394	0.469		
LF	*Teobaldo Moeringk	27	97	47	208	22	51	11	3	0	25	2	1	23	29	0.245	0.316	0.327		

CF	Luciano Mendanha	31	103	87	310	32	85	16	6	0	44	8	11	19	38	0.274	0.314	0.365		
CF	Dimian Anjinho		32	60	36	127	9	36	6	2	0	17	1	4	3	12	0.283	0.295	0.362		
CF	Clotilde Avelho		22	82	22	120	23	31	5	0	1	6	17	5	3	18	0.258	0.278	0.325		
CF	*Carlito Lehrfel	31	35	31	115	12	25	6	6	0	11	2	3	7	7	0.217	0.262	0.374		

RF	*Laurenço Canejo	21	122	115	460	67	137	19	7	8	51	40	13	34	48	0.298	0.346	0.422		

 	Team Totals		25.9	2052	1458	5750	761	1569	270	94	38	684	226	96	408	534	0.273	0.322	0.372
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