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Philadelphia Phillies

Philadelphia Athletics

Here is a fun fact: the Phillies actually had a winning record last year! No, really. They scored more runs than they gave up and our statisticians, whom we pay a very large amount of money because we are the Philadelphia Phillies, inform us that that means they were a better team than average and therefore should have had more wins than losses. Should have is basically is. It's a scientific fact.

Our Phils were briefly, believe it or not, on top of the entire National League in May. It did not last, what with the Giants and all, but it was a nice, if short-lived, feeling. It made the older members of the front office remember the first eight years of the league, when the Phillies took 5 NL pennants. We've hung around the .500 mark the last couple years while working on implementing our grand plan of attack but rest assured Phase III is almost ready to go.

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Record overall 75-79, .487 PCT  5th, 35.0 GB 
Home          36-41, .468 PCT 
Road          39-38, .506 PCT 
X-inning games 4-7, .364 PCT 
One-run games 19-28, .404 PCT 
Versus LHP    15-18, .455 PCT 
Versus RHP    60-61, .496 PCT 
April          2-6, .250 PCT 
May           21-10, .677 PCT 
June          14-12, .538 PCT 
July          14-15, .483 PCT 
August        11-17, .393 PCT 
September     10-15, .400 PCT 
October        3-4, .429 PCT 

Team Batting Stats & Rankings 
Batting Average     .298 - 3rd in NL 
On-Base Percentage  .356 - 3rd in NL 
Slugging Percentage .468 - 2nd in NL 
On-Base + Slugging  .824 - 2nd in NL 
Runs Scored          964 - 3rd in NL 
Hits                1689 - 3rd in NL 
Extra-Base Hits      580 - 1st in NL 
Home Runs            149 - 2nd in NL 
Bases-On-Balls       528 - 3rd in NL 
Strikeouts           488 - 6th in NL 
Stolen Bases          51 - 4th in NL 
  
Team Pitching Stats & Rankings 
Earned Run Average  4.68 - 6th in NL 
Starters' ERA       4.86 - 6th in NL 
Bullpen ERA         3.92 - 3rd in NL 
Runs allowed         897 - 6th in NL 
Hits allowed        1597 - 4th in NL 
Opponents AVG       .285 - 4th in NL 
BABIP               .292 - 4th in NL 
Home Runs allowed    140 - 8th in NL 
Bases-On-Balls       509 - 4th in NL 
Strikeouts           470 - 3rd in NL
Pitching

The first thing in Phase III that we shall need to figure out is how to properly work to the effects of the Baker Bowl. Last year's strategy of trying out veterans skilled in the art of nibbling on the corners was not the most successful. Neither was the overall philosophy of finding guys who pitch high in the strike zone in the hopes that opposing hitters would get too overconfident and hit pop outs instead of bases-clearing homeruns. As it turns out, even with the 35 foot screen, lots of pop ups to right field turn out to be homeruns anyway. But that is what we are all about as scientists: we try out lots of different permutations and don't stop until we find the one that works.

Our perennial staff ace Kyung-chor Kim, was lost for the season with a really bad elbow injury. He has succumbed to our scientists of physiology, who have chosen to take a tendon out from his non-pitching arm and replace the corresponding broken one in his pitching arm. Our original thoughts were to use a tendon from a chimpanzee but Mr. Kim objected and in the end we could not talk any of the local zoos into it. We hope that these dark tales of science bring him back, as he is the second-most winningest pitcher in Phillies history.

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Player                Age    W    L    Pct    G   GS   SV      IP     H    ER   HR    BB    SO    ERA  VORP
Barney Pierce          32   17   16  0.515   37   37    0     296   322   122   27    81   107   3.71  86.5
Kyung-chor Kim         33   17   14  0.548   34   34    0     254   275   111   31    73    79   3.93  68.2
Steven Pease           27    8   14  0.364   30   26    0   189.1   223   134   15   131    67   6.37  10.1
John Herman            31   10    7  0.588   21   21    0     149   180    76   21    40    30   4.59  29.8
Kevin Mask             44    2    5  0.286   29    9    1    82.1   128    66   17    31    12   7.21  -1.7
Harry Clements         23    3    5  0.375   44    0    4    79.1    86    32    4    22    53   3.63  23.8
Gene Hayden            32    6    2  0.750   44    0    0    77.1    74    29    3    18    57   3.38  24.9
Francisco Gómez        39    6    5  0.545   46    0   14    62.1    74    23    5    24    15   3.32  20.4
Harry Anderson         24    1    3  0.250   10    8    0    50.1    63    29    6    17    27   5.19   8.1
Bob Hazard             20    3    1  0.750    5    5    0    41.1    40    16    2    22     7   3.48  12.8
Keenan Hubbard         37    1    4  0.200    6    6    0    35.2    56    35    5    24     7   8.83  -6.0
Kent May               22    0    3  0.000    5    5    0      27    40    28    3    19     5   9.33  -6.0
Andy Brunet            25    1    0  1.000    3    3    0      22    31     9    1     7     1   3.68   6.4
Danny Collier          23    0    0  0.000    1    0    0     4.2     5     2    0     0     3   3.86   1.2
Team Totals          29.4   75   79  0.487  315  154   19  1370.2  1597   712  140   509   470   4.68 278.5
Catcher/First Base

The Phillies didn't like the pitch-calling of Mark Grill and Habte Kehinde seemed to forget how to hit, so in July they nabbed veterean Al Thiele from the Washington Senators. Thiele brings a plus arm and can still hit. Canadian Remi Parent was a late bloomer, not getting a regular starting job until he was almost 28 years of age. It seems like the extra time off has given him a special appreciation for the value of the homerun. His 41 dingers last year is a total that may never be matched, ever. Someone should tell him that it is, in fact, possible to reach the United States from Canada via walk.

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Pos Player                   Age    G   GS    AB     R     H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB   CS    BB    SO    AVG    OBP    SLG    OPS  VORP
C   #Al Thiele                32   67   67   260    52    83   29    3    9    57    0    0    36    20  0.319  0.401  0.558  0.959  20.8
C   Mark Grill                31   66   58   215    30    56   14    0    7    33    0    0    30    20  0.260  0.351  0.423  0.774  -6.8
C   #Darren Larson            24   19   14    63    12    18    3    0    3     9    0    0     2     8  0.286  0.318  0.476  0.794   0.2
C   Habte Kehinde             34   19   15    57     7    12    1    1    3    10    0    0     4     3  0.211  0.258  0.421  0.679  -3.4
C   *Bill McDonald            25   30    0    27     4     7    0    0    2     5    0    0     2     0  0.259  0.310  0.481  0.792  -0.3

1B  *Rémi Parent              30  153  152   668   133   236   41   13   41   137    4    2    47    74  0.353  0.393  0.638  1.031  55.6
Infield

A .328 batting average in September lifted Will Mitchell's rookie campaign from "disappointing" to "potentially promising". That's good news for the Phillies, as Mitchell was their 4th starter in 4 seasons at second following the retirement of Charlie Standridge. Benedict Henderson came over in a trade with the Tigers and although he hit well enough, his .893 fielding average is not something that Philadelphia can deal with.

Shortstop was by far the most stable position, but even it had problems when Otis Moyer missed more than a month with a sore wrist and a broken foot. The Phils would love to utilize Dale van Tassel, who missed most of last year with his own aches and pains, but all he does even when is healthy is hit singles. He has a career .307 average but just 106 or 754 of his career hits have gone for extra bases. He is a fantastic fielder, though, which ought to count for something.

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Pos Player                   Age    G   GS    AB     R     H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB   CS    BB    SO    AVG    OBP    SLG    OPS  VORP
2B  Will Mitchell             24  124  122   485    67   140   34   15    4    77    6    8    24    60  0.289  0.321  0.445  0.766  10.5

3B  Benedict Henderson        33   73   73   329    58   104   18    3    1    38    0    1    19    20  0.316  0.350  0.398  0.748   1.4
3B  #John Scofield            39   84   69   290    48    77    9    4    7    43    0    2    39    19  0.266  0.349  0.397  0.746  -4.6
3B  Cisco González            28   39   32   132    12    34    5    1    1    21    0    1     5     7  0.258  0.285  0.333  0.618  -8.1
3B  Bill Whitehouse           22   30   21    89    14    26    2    1    1    12    1    0     9     9  0.292  0.354  0.371  0.724   0.5

SS  #Otis Moyer               25  122  122   467    90   143   23    5   17    84    3    5    72    23  0.306  0.397  0.486  0.883  31.5
SS  #Dale van Tassel          30   15   15    54     5    18    2    2    0    13    1    1     9     5  0.333  0.431  0.444  0.875   2.9
SS  #Raúl Soto                23   18   10    40     4     5    3    0    0     7    2    1     4     0  0.125  0.217  0.200  0.417  -6.5
Outfield

Several guys had power on the level they'd never had it before in 1932. Charles Payne almost doubled his previous career high in homeruns (previously he hit 22). Payne had always been a good hitter, though; it's not like this was completely unexpected. Okay, it was, but in the context of the season, you see...

The corners were surprisingly light for a team with this much power. Ronald Normand was pressed into a bit more action than he's used to but he acquitted himself fairly well. He's not exactly young, though. Doug Levin's season can only be termed a disappointment, even if he did hit .349; his on-base percentage fell for the second straight year and despite hitting in front of some huge sluggers he only managed to get home 91 times.

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Pos Player                   Age    G   GS    AB     R     H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB   CS    BB    SO    AVG    OBP    SLG    OPS   VORP
LF  Ronald Normand            33  103   95   412    64   132   21    2    5    64    0    3    17    20  0.320  0.347  0.417  0.765  -8.2
LF  *Jim Howard               30  100   74   327    45    89   17    6    5    28    1    3    28    36  0.272  0.331  0.407  0.738  -5.4
LF  Steve Davis               22   39   21   110    12    34   11    5    2    24    2    2     6    11  0.309  0.342  0.555  0.896   5.1
LF  Jim Cathcart              29   10    3    17     3     4    1    0    1     1    0    0     3     2  0.235  0.350  0.471  0.821   0.5
LF  Dewitt Collins            25   12    1    15     1     2    0    0    0     1    0    0     1     3  0.133  0.188  0.133  0.321  -3.1

CF  *Charles Payne            35  150  149   566   152   190   46    7   38   130   19    7   122    39  0.336  0.452  0.643  1.095  78.0
CF  Su-shun Won               26    6    5    17     0     1    0    0    0     2    0    0     2     0  0.059  0.150  0.059  0.209  -4.1

RF  *Doug Levin               24  111  110   513    91   179   36   16    1    72   10   11    31    41  0.349  0.383  0.487  0.871  25.5
RF  *Conrado Lucci            39   30    4    42     3     8    2    0    0     3    1    1     3     5  0.190  0.244  0.238  0.483  -5.9
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-   *John Walker              25   21    0    19     2     5    1    1    0     4    0    0     0     0  0.263  0.250  0.421  0.671  -0.6
    Team Totals             28.9 1756 1386  5673   964  1689  342   89  149   918   51   50   528   488  0.298  0.356  0.468  0.824 183.5
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