I must say that I find these quotes wildly hilarious, as I do Jerry Coleman. More than once I've found myself playing this game a little too late in the wee, funny hours of the morning and began cracking up after reading one.
With all due respect to all parties involved, if you call yourself a baseball fan and don't know who Jerry Coleman is, you need to re-evaluate yourself.
Beside being a staple of four Yankees World Series championship teams, you now know that he's the colorful, hilariously funny former play-by-play man of the Padres. I might even say he's the Harry Caray of the West Coast, if you want to put it that way.
If you don't find these quotes funny, you certainly have a right to your opinion, but I do have a sense of humor, and I enjoy them. It's the little quirky, light-hearted things like this that just make OOTP a special game. And I would hope that a few sour apples won't make these types of quotes disappear in future versions.