This game is pretty customizable, and if there's something you dislike (for example: the Rule 5 draft), just turn it off. There's no reason why you can't work with the hints.txt file, remove whatever you dislike, add in new quotes, and then post the resulting product in the mods section for a new approach.
(Aside: I can see the AFLAC Duck making an appearance! "Yogi at the barbershop" with the AFLAC duck is a classic as far as I'm concerned!)
Personally, I agree Coleman is a tad overrepresented, but after playing 10 seasons with
OOTP-X, I just ignore the hints/quotes, as I've seen 'em all.