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Old 05-10-2010, 04:18 PM   #313 (permalink)
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California Dreamin' vol. 17.8

Wow, We Suck. (But Not As Much As I Thought)

OK so we're almost through May, and the Cursaders are 18-25, last in the Pacific.

I thought we were going to be a lot worse. A .419 winning percentage and we're not even a lottery team, as we have more wins than nine other GUBA teams.

Man, talk about some ****ing tankers.

Anyway, the offense basically begins and ends with Inigo this year. He's hitting .352, swiping bags, playing a solid left field, oh and he's only making /$750k/ for the next 3 years. He's on the trade block, and I've had ONE inquiry about him, and no reply back after the initial contact. Really?

The pitching is basically GARICA (2-2, 2.80, 1.21 WHIP) and [url=http://www.theguba.net/news/html/players/player_8995.html]Guzman[/url, and actually Billy Gray has been a nice little pickup at the back of the rotation.

Oh, and kudos to Bruno for finally deciding to hit like your ratings say you should. 3 years late, dick.

Realistically, I expect to be able to deal Inigo and Garcia at some point and time, but I'm really trying hard to figure out what the hell is up with the trade market in the GUBA these days. Nobody wants to give up anything, ever.

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