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October 1st, 3005

With one game left in the regular season, a few things are on the line. Firstly, all division winners have been decided save one - the UL Southwest crown is up for grabs. Gadsden (82-79) can win the division with a win, or if 2nd place Raleigh (81-80) loses. In the CL, Satan and Orlando (83-78) have a 1 game lead in the wildcard race over Jesus Christ and Memphis (82-79). Cincinnati (85-76) have a one game lead over Cleveland (84-77) for the UL wildcard.

Also, in the CL, Siddhartha Guatama is within striking distance of the CL Triple Crown. His .490 average leads uKqili with .480 and his 209 RBI are well in front of uKqili's 196. However, uKqili's 90 HRs are 1 more than Siddhartha's 89. Can Guatama outhomer uKqili to win the triple crown or will uKqili play spoiler?

In the UL, it's a longer reach, but Altjira could grab his league's triple crown. His .497 average leads Odin's .486 and he is tied with Vishnu for the league lead in HRs with 92. However, he is second in RBIs, 4 behind Vishnu.

Needless to say - there will be a lot of drama on October 2nd, the last day of the regular season.

Monthly Highlights

9/6/3005 - Apsu (.640 / 2 HR / 8 RBI) wins his 6th PotW Award. In the UL, Cincinnati Catcher Jupiter (.450 / 4 HR / 12 RBI) wins his first career Player of the Week Award, leaving only Irish deity Anu as the only deity yet to win the PotW.

9/6/3005 - Norse God Odin continued to deliver with power as he leads Gadsden to a 6-5 win over Little Rock. Odin went 4-4 with 3 HRs, 3 runs scored and 4 RBI.

9/7/3005 - Mortal and Houston Pitcher Ray Gallegos throws a complete game NO-HITTER against Viracocha and his Atlanta teammates. Viracocha went 0-2, was caught stealing and spoiled the perfect game with a 2-out walk in the 7th inning. A Thetan provided the majority of the offense for Houston as he went 3 for 3 with a HR and 2 doubles. Houston won the game 6-0.

9/8/3005 - Islam deity Mohammed has a great day, going 4 for 5 with 3 HRs, 4 runs scored and 5 RBI in Buffalo's 8-7 squeaker over Lewiston.

9/13/3005 - Incan God Viracocha (.625 / 5 HR / 12 RBI / 1.458 SLG) and Buffalo RF Mohammed (.520 / 6 HR / 9 RBI) win Player of the Week Awards.

9/13/3005 - Columbus SS Vishnu hits two singles, two doubles and a home run in Columbus' 13-1 rolling over Cleveland. On the day Vishnu scored and drove in 3 runs.

9/13/3005 - Aztec deity and Pittsburgh CF Ometeotl hits the 35th cycle in league history (his 2nd) as Buffalo is absolutely demoralized, 26-4 at home. Ometeotl scored 6 runs and drove in 5 as Pittsburgh outhit Buffalo 30-10. Buffalo deity Mohammed was extremely embarrased following the game. "They come into *our* house and do this..." said Mohammed, with barely enough pride or energy to raise his head, "This is a great disgrace. Losing this badly tarnishes all of our names. If I were in a contract year, I would be out of here so fast, it would make your damned head spin...we won the series last year and now it's like they've declared a friggin' Jihad on winning around here." That doesn't bode well for Buffalo, as Mohammed's contract expires next year.

9/19/3005 - Lao-tzu and his Greensboro teammates clinch the UL Northwest.

9/20/3005 - Oklahoma City SS Apsu (.524 / 9 RBI / 1.286 SLG) and Hindu icon Vishnu (.636 / 5 HR / 11 RBI / 1.500 SLG) win Player of the Week Awards.

9/20/3005 - Orlando and Satan fans were both very happy with their deity's 3 home run game in Chicago. On the day, Satan went 3 for 4 with 3 HRs, 4 runs scored and 5 RBI.

9/21/3005 - Bondje and his Hartford teammates clinch the CL Southeast.

9/22/3005 - Viracocha and his Atlanta teammates clinch the CL CL Northeast.

9/26/3005 - Raleigh 1B Ra clubs three home runs in his team's 11-6 win over Cleveland. On the day, Ra was 3-5 with 3 runs scored and 6 RBI.

9/27/3005 - Orlando deity and Satanic inspiration, Satan (.682 / 8 HR / 15 RBI/ 2.000 SLG) and Aztec God Ometeotl (.625 / 4 HR / 12 RBI) win Player of the Week Awards.

9/27/3005 - uKqili and his Norfolk teammates win the CL East.

9/29/3005 - Zeus and his Little Rock teammates clinch the UL West.

9/30/3005 - The Buddhist Bomber rockets three HRs and drives in 7 runs as Chicago mutilates Oklahoma City 15-0.

10/1/3005 - Siddhartha Guatama (.489 / 51 RBI / 1.409 SLG) pulls down his deity-leading 4th Batter of the Month Award. In the United League, Vishnu is awarded his 2nd BotM for his .547 / 35 RBI performance.

edit: added dates of Division winnings...