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Hoeksam · 10-12-2004, 04:13 PM

Having just watched Major League for like the 100th time, I had this vision...

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Hartford (AP) - In just another case of "players controlling the team", Voodoo diety Bondje has forced the owners of the team to remove Hartford's current manager from his position and replace him with one of the stars from the movie Major League, Pedro Cerrano. In his first press conference, Cerrano stated that Hartford "is good... but in Cleveland, bats were sick. Bats could not hit curve ball. So I come to Bondje. I offer him cigar, rum. He take fear from bats. We win championship this year."

After the press conference, the former Hartford manager was seen being consoled by the ever-forgiving Memphis diety Jesus Christ, who was overheard saying, "Do not worry, my child. Even I couldn't have hit those curve balls..."
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LMAO god, I love this league.

10-12-2004, 04:13 PM	#60 (permalink)
Hoeksam Minors (Double A) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Ravena, NY Posts: 160 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	Having just watched Major League for like the 100th time, I had this vision... -------------------------------------------- Hartford (AP) - In just another case of "players controlling the team", Voodoo diety Bondje has forced the owners of the team to remove Hartford's current manager from his position and replace him with one of the stars from the movie Major League, Pedro Cerrano. In his first press conference, Cerrano stated that Hartford "is good... but in Cleveland, bats were sick. Bats could not hit curve ball. So I come to Bondje. I offer him cigar, rum. He take fear from bats. We win championship this year." After the press conference, the former Hartford manager was seen being consoled by the ever-forgiving Memphis diety Jesus Christ, who was overheard saying, "Do not worry, my child. Even I couldn't have hit those curve balls..." ----------------------------------- LMAO god, I love this league. __________________ The tower of power, too sweet to be sour... Elite Baseball League - Milwaukee Brewers Right this way, everyone. Free puppies, ginger snaps, pocket PC's...