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Old 10-12-2004, 06:57 PM   #61 (permalink)
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April 1st, 3006

April Showers may bring May Flowers, but they also bring the beginning of the third season of the DCL. Spring Training is complete and our deities are itching to get out onto the field and prove their mettle against their Godly peers. Spring Training was pretty quiet for our deities as only 8 showed any noteworthy traits - Mohammed, Abraham, Enlil, Anu, Bondje, Zeus, Jesus Christ and Confucius all showed Good Strike Zone Judgement. It was SSDD for the rest of our deities.

It is also all of the deities' 23rd birthdays today - a big Happy Birthday to all of our icons!

Reigning MVPs Siddhartha Guatama and Altjira have the rest of the deities gunning for them - one deity to keep an eye on is Cleveland Catcher and Sumerian God Enlil. One of Enlil's bold proclamations prior to the World Series last year rang true and rumors say he's been working out like a fiend during the offseason - will he continue to drive up his Q Factor? Will he begin a Gatesian monopoly on player awards? Will his followers number in the hundreds before the year is out? Only time will tell...

Another icon to keep an eye on is Sikhism icon Guru Nahak. Last season, Nahak raised his BA 39 points, hit 12 more HRs and had 25 more RBI than the year prior. Nahak was extremely displeased with the jokes being made at his expense the first year and last year showed that he may be getting ready to make the leap.
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