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enigk · 12-17-2004, 01:03 PM

CELTIC DEITY ANU RE-UPS WITH EL PASO

El Paso (AP) - At an enormous party thrown in McGarrahan's Irish Pub in downtown El Paso, officials of the El Paso baseball team announced that they had reached an agreement with Free Agent deity Anu on a 6 year, $102.7 million dollar contract. Anu rejoins an El Paso team which wasn't able to work out a contract during the season.

"Hey, these are mates, ya know?" slurred a frighteningly innebriated Celtic deity, "We went back and forth a few times and all during the season and I was finally like, 'look, bollucks to this, man, this is affecting my concentration so let's worry about it after the season, right?' So, we sat down and threw some numbers around over a few pints and here we are! It's grand, is it not? Cheers!"

Anu is coming off of a career-low .398 / 64 / 158 season, but holds a .445 career average as well as the Hitting Streak record of 62 straight games with at least one hit. Anu won the Triple Crown in 3006, with a .522 / 95 / 229 year, has hit for the cycle once, has been named Player of the Week 9 times and Batter of the Month twice.

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enigk Minors (Double A) Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 116 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	CELTIC DEITY ANU RE-UPS WITH EL PASO El Paso (AP) - At an enormous party thrown in McGarrahan's Irish Pub in downtown El Paso, officials of the El Paso baseball team announced that they had reached an agreement with Free Agent deity Anu on a 6 year, $102.7 million dollar contract. Anu rejoins an El Paso team which wasn't able to work out a contract during the season. "Hey, these are mates, ya know?" slurred a frighteningly innebriated Celtic deity, "We went back and forth a few times and all during the season and I was finally like, 'look, bollucks to this, man, this is affecting my concentration so let's worry about it after the season, right?' So, we sat down and threw some numbers around over a few pints and here we are! It's grand, is it not? Cheers!" Anu is coming off of a career-low .398 / 64 / 158 season, but holds a .445 career average as well as the Hitting Streak record of 62 straight games with at least one hit. Anu won the Triple Crown in 3006, with a .522 / 95 / 229 year, has hit for the cycle once, has been named Player of the Week 9 times and Batter of the Month twice.