I have the fattest 2B ever!

FrederickKeys.com · 12-18-2008, 03:04 PM

FrederickKeys.com · 12-18-2008, 03:13 PM

Hopefully in OOTP 10 they will include, along with the usual scouts, a team nutrionist.

stevebydac · 12-18-2008, 06:26 PM

Maybe he's not fat, just "big-boned". And maybe he had his keys and his wallet in his pocket when he got on the scale.

Raidergoo · 12-20-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stevebydac

Maybe he's not fat, just "big-boned". And maybe he had his keys and his wallet in his pocket when he got on the scale.

And his wife. And his kids. And his dog. And his agent. And a kitchen sink, too.

Syd Thrift · 12-20-2008, 12:31 PM

He has to be lifted from the field to the dugout and back every inning with a forklift.

And when he stands around home plate he really stands around homeplate. That's not true. Nobody is strong enough to stand with 1500 pounds of dead weight.

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stevebydac All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In a fictional baseball world Posts: 773 Thanks: 69 Thanked 124x in 69 posts	Maybe he's not fat, just "big-boned". And maybe he had his keys and his wallet in his pocket when he got on the scale. __________________

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