All-Death injury.txt file - Page 5

crackpott · 04-21-2004, 09:26 PM

...Eaten by David Wells?

Bonedwarf · 04-21-2004, 10:09 PM

Given the discussions I've seen elsewhere about who Johnny Damon looks like, there should an option for him to raise people from the dead...

Electrovik · 04-22-2004, 12:39 PM

...a player (let's say... Johnny Damon) who dies by swallowing his beard?

Bonedwarf · 04-22-2004, 01:55 PM

Chokes to death on his own facial hair. I like it

Bonedwarf · 04-22-2004, 02:20 PM

Having not tinkered, to quickly do a death league, would it be possible to have the injury text file with just one entry such as "DEATH"?

May have to experiment with this later on, then up injuries to lots. *evil grin*

Bill II · 04-22-2004, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougaiton
There should be a whole range of 'blunt force traumas' , like 'blunt force trauma - club', 'blunt force trauma - piano' etc. etc.

BFT falling Safe
BFT Space station Mir toilet (as in "Dead Like Me")

Bonedwarf · 04-22-2004, 09:35 PM

Don't forget one for an anvil

Kezzek · 04-26-2004, 02:07 PM

Ok, I got a chance to play around with the injury file this weekend.

Yes, it looks like you guys were correct about it basically determining what severity of injury first then looking in the injury file for one that works. Thus, changing them all to Career Enders doesn't do anything like we're hoping.

So I made them all Season Enders, since they occur more often than Career Enders.

I simmed 3 seasons at "Normal" injury rate and got: 9 injuries, 16 injuries, and 12 injuries respectively. That's quite a bit more than I expected.

I didn't get a chance to sim seasons at the "Very High" injury rate, but if they occur at an even higher rate than shown above, this could work. A commish can edit the "Season Enders" to "Career Enders" at the end of each season.

I guess I'd recommend playing with financials "off" to prevent paying for "dead" players during the season.

-Kez

p.s. I'm "Steve Kuffrey".

Rizon · 04-26-2004, 02:18 PM

Copying from other thread

Quote:

Originally posted by Rizon
I'd like to see some things like:

*Abducted by aliens, missing

* vaporized

* OD'd on meth

* Killed by OJ Simpson

* Invented a time machine and hasnt been heard from since

* Became a monk

Quote:

Originally posted by Rizon
* Killed by Jason or Freddy or (insert crazy killer here)

* Died from masterbating too much

* Entered a teleporter and was transformed into a fly

* Eaten by a dinosaur

* Killed by the family poodle / pomeranian

* Killed by bitchy wife

Bonedwarf · 04-26-2004, 06:56 PM

Wanked himself to death. That's a great one

ctorg · 08-18-2004, 01:28 PM

I think we've neglected this little project for too long. GR, have you ever worked on the death league idea at all?

RayofHope · 08-19-2004, 11:37 AM

Hmmmm.

Disturbing.

Gastric ReFlux · 11-29-2004, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ctorg

I think we've neglected this little project for too long. GR, have you ever worked on the death league idea at all?

Not really, but at least I found this thread again.

04-21-2004, 09:26 PM	#81 (permalink)
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04-26-2004, 02:07 PM	#88 (permalink)
Kezzek All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Keyboard - frantically typing in subtle insults to raise my self-esteem Posts: 967 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1x in 1 post	Ok, I got a chance to play around with the injury file this weekend. Yes, it looks like you guys were correct about it basically determining what severity of injury first then looking in the injury file for one that works. Thus, changing them all to Career Enders doesn't do anything like we're hoping. So I made them all Season Enders, since they occur more often than Career Enders. I simmed 3 seasons at "Normal" injury rate and got: 9 injuries, 16 injuries, and 12 injuries respectively. That's quite a bit more than I expected. I didn't get a chance to sim seasons at the "Very High" injury rate, but if they occur at an even higher rate than shown above, this could work. A commish can edit the "Season Enders" to "Career Enders" at the end of each season. I guess I'd recommend playing with financials "off" to prevent paying for "dead" players during the season. -Kez p.s. I'm "Steve Kuffrey". __________________ - Kez, P.E.

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04-21-2004, 10:09 PM	#82 (permalink)
Bonedwarf All Star Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,338 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1x in 1 post	Given the discussions I've seen elsewhere about who Johnny Damon looks like, there should an option for him to raise people from the dead...

04-22-2004, 12:39 PM	#83 (permalink)
Electrovik Minors (Double A) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Québec Posts: 138 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	...a player (let's say... Johnny Damon) who dies by swallowing his beard?

04-22-2004, 01:55 PM	#84 (permalink)
Bonedwarf All Star Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,338 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1x in 1 post	Chokes to death on his own facial hair. I like it

04-22-2004, 02:20 PM	#85 (permalink)
Bonedwarf All Star Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,338 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1x in 1 post	Having not tinkered, to quickly do a death league, would it be possible to have the injury text file with just one entry such as "DEATH"? May have to experiment with this later on, then up injuries to lots. evil grin

04-22-2004, 09:35 PM	#87 (permalink)
Bonedwarf All Star Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,338 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1x in 1 post	Don't forget one for an anvil

04-26-2004, 06:56 PM	#90 (permalink)
Bonedwarf All Star Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,338 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1x in 1 post	Wanked himself to death. That's a great one

08-19-2004, 11:37 AM	#92 (permalink)
RayofHope Minors (Triple A) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Centreville, VA Posts: 275 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	Hmmmm. Disturbing.