Meet Wrooster Lollfinkus

Delgadodawg · 09-11-2002, 05:16 PM

Wrooster is a 30 year old "phenom"entering the upcoming draft of the Laseron Baseball Association.
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The Mountain man was discoverd in the rural regions of Rivar and can apparently throw into the high 90's.

Check it out http://www.laseron.org

Goody · 09-11-2002, 07:58 PM

That is easily the coolest avatar I have ever seen.

treedom · 09-14-2002, 10:49 PM

A whole round and a half through the ammy draft and the Wrooster still hasn't been drafted...

Could it be that Laseron's been whipped up into a frenzy for nothing over this guy?

NickG · 09-15-2002, 09:10 PM

Would you draft a guy that looks like that?

Delgadodawg · 09-16-2002, 01:56 PM

Would you want someone who looked like that, who could throw 95+ MPH staring you down from the mound?

treedom · 09-16-2002, 02:16 PM

...especially considering his lack of control...

Specs · 09-16-2002, 04:44 PM

I love edited guys like this. In WiBL's upcoming draft, cuban phenom, and bastard of the general, Juan Infidel Castro is a top prospect. He gives up some hits, and isn't the most dominant guy, but forget about free passes to get on a base, and he never surrenders a bomb.

Goody · 09-16-2002, 05:25 PM

Wrooster Lollfinkus

http://www.laseron.org/Reports/142.htm

Where did he learn to pitch? We asked the Mountain Man himself.

"There be a lotta wild rock hounds up by ma' shack," Wrooster grunted when asked where he learned to pitch, "an lots a' other varmits. Well Wrooster, he ain't got no gun so a be takin' rocks and peggin' them buggers. Purty soon I learnt that was a good way ta get me some grub. Then one day I meet this ol' boy huntin' who be tryin' to shoot at me target. I kill't the thing before he had a chance an' so he say I got a good arm. He tol' me 'bout the baseball they be playin' in the city."

Delgadodawg · 09-16-2002, 05:52 PM

Quote:

I love edited guys like this. In WiBL's upcoming draft, cuban phenom, and bastard of the general, Juan Infidel Castro is a top prospect. He gives up some hits, and isn't the most dominant guy, but forget about free passes to get on a base, and he never surrenders a bomb.

NickG · 09-16-2002, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Delgadodawg
Would you want someone who looked like that, who could throw 95+ MPH staring you down from the mound?

True...but all those farm animals running around the clubhouse would be a sort of distraction, wouldn't it?

treedom · 09-17-2002, 07:40 AM

Wrooster's not a farmer...he's a mountain man!

treedom · 09-21-2002, 06:47 PM

This just in...after finally being picked in the 4th round of the amateur draft, Wrooster will be putting on a Screamer's uniform next season! The scouts have suggested that he should start his pro career at the AA level.

Delgadodawg · 09-21-2002, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by treedom
This just in...after finally being picked in the 4th round of the amateur draft, Wrooster will be putting on a Screamer's uniform next season! The scouts have suggested that he should start his pro career at the AA level.

I guess I should make sure none of my top prospects are at the AA level...wouldn't want them to go down because of an errant Lollfinkus fastball.

09-11-2002, 05:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Delgadodawg All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver Posts: 782 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3x in 3 posts	Meet Wrooster Lollfinkus Wrooster is a 30 year old "phenom"entering the upcoming draft of the Laseron Baseball Association. <-------------------------------------- The Mountain man was discoverd in the rural regions of Rivar and can apparently throw into the high 90's. Check it out http://www.laseron.org

09-11-2002, 07:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Goody Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: PA Posts: 3,222 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 397 Thanked 164x in 118 posts	That is easily the coolest avatar I have ever seen. __________________ Sent from my desktop computer using a web browser.

09-14-2002, 10:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
treedom Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: Transylvania Posts: 2,892 Thanks: 5 Thanked 7x in 5 posts	A whole round and a half through the ammy draft and the Wrooster still hasn't been drafted... Could it be that Laseron's been whipped up into a frenzy for nothing over this guy? __________________ A rake and a roustabout. Last edited by treedom; 09-14-2002 at 11:09 PM.

09-15-2002, 09:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
NickG Minors (Double A) Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 128 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	Would you draft a guy that looks like that? __________________ You never know. .

09-16-2002, 02:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
treedom Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: Transylvania Posts: 2,892 Thanks: 5 Thanked 7x in 5 posts	...especially considering his lack of control... __________________ A rake and a roustabout.

09-16-2002, 01:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
Delgadodawg All Star Reserve Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver Posts: 782 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3x in 3 posts	Would you want someone who looked like that, who could throw 95+ MPH staring you down from the mound?

09-16-2002, 05:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
Goody Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: PA Posts: 3,222 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 397 Thanked 164x in 118 posts	Wrooster Lollfinkus http://www.laseron.org/Reports/142.htm Where did he learn to pitch? We asked the Mountain Man himself. "There be a lotta wild rock hounds up by ma' shack," Wrooster grunted when asked where he learned to pitch, "an lots a' other varmits. Well Wrooster, he ain't got no gun so a be takin' rocks and peggin' them buggers. Purty soon I learnt that was a good way ta get me some grub. Then one day I meet this ol' boy huntin' who be tryin' to shoot at me target. I kill't the thing before he had a chance an' so he say I got a good arm. He tol' me 'bout the baseball they be playin' in the city." __________________ Sent from my desktop computer using a web browser.

09-17-2002, 07:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
treedom Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: Transylvania Posts: 2,892 Thanks: 5 Thanked 7x in 5 posts	Wrooster's not a farmer...he's a mountain man! __________________ A rake and a roustabout.

09-21-2002, 06:47 PM	#12 (permalink)
treedom Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: Transylvania Posts: 2,892 Thanks: 5 Thanked 7x in 5 posts	This just in...after finally being picked in the 4th round of the amateur draft, Wrooster will be putting on a Screamer's uniform next season! The scouts have suggested that he should start his pro career at the AA level. __________________ A rake and a roustabout.

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