Mary-Kate or Ashley? The choice is yours.

mking55 · 02-07-2005, 09:28 PM

The ACL is having so much trouble holding on to an Expo owner that I am forced to do the unthinkable.

For a short time only if you take over the Expos and keep running the team in a competitive, friendly, and mature manner, you will earn the right to one of two prizes. The choice will be yours. It can be either Mary-Kate or Ashley.

This is not some cheap come-on to attract an owner but has been approved (in fact, it was their idea) by the girls (now over 18) themselves.

Visit the website and see if this sort of league (explained in many posts before) is the league for you. This league is older than either of Mary-Kate or Ashley, but it is not older than the two of them combined.

This is a limited time offer. An offer of this sort will not come your way again. Act now and act fast or someone may beat you to it.

Just email the commissioner (link on site) and you are half way home with one half of the Olsen Twins.

(And I'm sorry. For those of you whose tastes run to the more mature, Aunt Bee is not available. She remains faithful to Beldar Conehead).

canadiancreed · 02-07-2005, 09:42 PM

lol its' original that's for sure

Aussie Mark · 02-07-2005, 11:30 PM

"I f***ed the Olsen twins before they were famous"

(courtesy of tshirthell.com)

deuelz · 02-07-2005, 11:37 PM

Dont forget about Halle either. She's an active part of the organization.

She's got a long term contract and a no trade clause. You cant beat that offer!!

Mike Ivie · 02-08-2005, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Mark

"I f***ed the Olsen twins before they were famous"

(courtesy of tshirthell.com)

That was bad!!!!

Tauro · 02-08-2005, 08:17 AM

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"I f***ed the Olsen twins before they were famous"

(courtesy of tshirthell.com)

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That was bad!!!!

Especially when you consider that they became famous when they were still in diapers.. ick...

Cliche · 02-09-2005, 07:41 AM

If I didn't have so many leagues I'd jump in to save my beloved Expos

If for some reason one of my exisiting ones goes down, I'm always game to turn around my 'Spos.

mking55 · 02-09-2005, 04:57 PM

Ashley it is.
Thank you for the thousands of responses. Unfortunetly, there is only one Ashley to go around regardless of what you may have read.

02-07-2005, 09:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
mking55 All Star Reserve Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 879 Thanks: 1 Thanked 46x in 21 posts	Mary-Kate or Ashley? The choice is yours. The ACL is having so much trouble holding on to an Expo owner that I am forced to do the unthinkable. For a short time only if you take over the Expos and keep running the team in a competitive, friendly, and mature manner, you will earn the right to one of two prizes. The choice will be yours. It can be either Mary-Kate or Ashley. This is not some cheap come-on to attract an owner but has been approved (in fact, it was their idea) by the girls (now over 18) themselves. Visit the website and see if this sort of league (explained in many posts before) is the league for you. This league is older than either of Mary-Kate or Ashley, but it is not older than the two of them combined. This is a limited time offer. An offer of this sort will not come your way again. Act now and act fast or someone may beat you to it. Just email the commissioner (link on site) and you are half way home with one half of the Olsen Twins. (And I'm sorry. For those of you whose tastes run to the more mature, Aunt Bee is not available. She remains faithful to Beldar Conehead).

02-07-2005, 09:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
canadiancreed Hall Of Famer Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 11,025 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 463 Thanked 116x in 85 posts	lol its' original that's for sure __________________ Once upon a time I stated if I ever got a warning it was time to go. It looks like that day has finally come.

02-07-2005, 11:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Aussie Mark Major Leagues Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Downunder Posts: 489 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	"I f***ed the Olsen twins before they were famous" (courtesy of tshirthell.com) __________________ Cheers Mark

02-09-2005, 07:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Cliche Minors (Double A) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 195 Thanks: 3 Thanked 16x in 4 posts	If I didn't have so many leagues I'd jump in to save my beloved Expos If for some reason one of my exisiting ones goes down, I'm always game to turn around my 'Spos. __________________ -------------------------------------- GUBA - Bogota Toros. ORB2 - Montreal Expos

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02-07-2005, 11:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
deuelz Minors (Double A) Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Redlands, CA. Posts: 160 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	Dont forget about Halle either. She's an active part of the organization. She's got a long term contract and a no trade clause. You cant beat that offer!!

02-09-2005, 04:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
mking55 All Star Reserve Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 879 Thanks: 1 Thanked 46x in 21 posts	Ashley it is. Thank you for the thousands of responses. Unfortunetly, there is only one Ashley to go around regardless of what you may have read.