Politically Correct

blakejo · 12-22-2003, 01:19 PM

I mean I know it doesn't officially exist in Baseball, but someone somewhere will ask

The player is in the bar, he meets the 6 foot 2 outfielder from the other team in town.

Options: Offer a fight or Take him home

Now that guy with the 9 year old kid who didn't want him to see the alcohol stuff, would really have something to complain about!!

Skipaway · 12-22-2003, 01:22 PM

I asked for something like that in OOTP too. We should be able to date ballplayers in the manage mode!!!

Autism Speaks · 12-22-2003, 01:32 PM

(Note: this is in reference to the guy with the kid and alcohol.)

No kidding...it's like I want to market a new product for parents like that...

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That's right...for only 4 payments of $49.95 you can keep your children sheltered from anyone and anything in the world! Just stuff 'em in...the Ronco Box©!

Don't want 'em to see Playtex Cross Your Heart commercials on TV? Not to worry! They can't see anything inside the Ronco Box©!

Don't want 'em to realize people drink alcohol or eat fatty foods? Not to worry! They'll survive on the bread and water you send down the special Ronco Box© feeding tube!

Don't want 'em to hear anyone say something that might go ahead the brainwashing you're trying to inflict on your children? Not to worry! The Ronco Box© is completely soundproof but with a special speaker system that can subliminally send messages into your children's brain 24 hours a day!

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MrWorkrate · 12-22-2003, 01:35 PM

Better yet, after a few drinks:

"Hey, you tell good jokes, want to come abck to my hotel with me?"

Options:

- Commit hate crime
- Go home with him
- Go home with him (blame on alcohol - never return call)

Ankhiel · 12-22-2003, 01:53 PM

should we laugh at the fact this is the most pathetic 1st post ever?

MrWorkrate · 12-22-2003, 02:00 PM

I've seen much worse.

Almost entirely from Mets fans, oddly enough.

blakejo · 12-22-2003, 03:02 PM

Ankhiel, oooohhh thanks very much. Oh wait, don't tell me Pathetic 2nd post too!!

You obviously have high opinions on yourself sir!

Kaitiaki · 12-22-2003, 05:39 PM

Dale and Eli's Dad: where can I get one?

- Kai

Eckstein 4 Prez · 12-22-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrWorkrate
Better yet, after a few drinks:

"Hey, you tell good jokes, want to come abck to my hotel with me?"

Options:

- Commit hate crime
- Go home with him
- Go home with him (blame on alcohol - never return call)

MrWorkrate's on the board....

r1niceboy · 12-24-2003, 09:22 PM

I'm all for including prostitutes and drug dealers. And for long-term relationships with whomever. Possibly those mentioned above.

12-22-2003, 01:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
blakejo Bat Boy Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Richmond Hill Posts: 5	Politically Correct I mean I know it doesn't officially exist in Baseball, but someone somewhere will ask The player is in the bar, he meets the 6 foot 2 outfielder from the other team in town. Options: Offer a fight or Take him home Now that guy with the 9 year old kid who didn't want him to see the alcohol stuff, would really have something to complain about!!

12-22-2003, 01:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Skipaway Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Where you live Posts: 9,519	I asked for something like that in OOTP too. We should be able to date ballplayers in the manage mode!!! __________________ Confucius: The superior man does not recommend a man because of what he says, nor does he ignore what a man says because of his personality. ria: no

12-22-2003, 01:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Autism Speaks Hall Of Famer Join Date: May 2002 Location: Supporting Autism research causes Posts: 2,869	(Note: this is in reference to the guy with the kid and alcohol.) No kidding...it's like I want to market a new product for parents like that... ANNOUNCING THE AMAZING RONCO BOX©! That's right...for only 4 payments of $49.95 you can keep your children sheltered from anyone and anything in the world! Just stuff 'em in...the Ronco Box©! Don't want 'em to see Playtex Cross Your Heart commercials on TV? Not to worry! They can't see anything inside the Ronco Box©! Don't want 'em to realize people drink alcohol or eat fatty foods? Not to worry! They'll survive on the bread and water you send down the special Ronco Box© feeding tube! Don't want 'em to hear anyone say something that might go ahead the brainwashing you're trying to inflict on your children? Not to worry! The Ronco Box© is completely soundproof but with a special speaker system that can subliminally send messages into your children's brain 24 hours a day! So don't wait! Call today! Keep everyone and everything you love locked away from the rest of civiliation with the Ronco Box©! __________________ Last edited by Autism Speaks : 12-22-2003 at 02:26 PM.

12-22-2003, 01:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
MrWorkrate All Star Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 1,166	Better yet, after a few drinks: "Hey, you tell good jokes, want to come abck to my hotel with me?" Options: - Commit hate crime - Go home with him - Go home with him (blame on alcohol - never return call) __________________ I used to come here a lot. Now, not so much.

12-22-2003, 01:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ankhiel Major Leagues Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 466	should we laugh at the fact this is the most pathetic 1st post ever? __________________ GM - TWB Expos

12-22-2003, 02:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
MrWorkrate All Star Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 1,166	I've seen much worse. Almost entirely from Mets fans, oddly enough. __________________ I used to come here a lot. Now, not so much.

12-22-2003, 03:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
blakejo Bat Boy Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Richmond Hill Posts: 5	Ankhiel, oooohhh thanks very much. Oh wait, don't tell me Pathetic 2nd post too!! You obviously have high opinions on yourself sir!

12-22-2003, 05:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
Kaitiaki Hall Of Famer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,062	Dale and Eli's Dad: where can I get one? - Kai __________________ BJHL: Commissioner; Owner: Wichita War Eagles

12-24-2003, 09:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
r1niceboy Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the shadow of my wife Posts: 26	I'm all for including prostitutes and drug dealers. And for long-term relationships with whomever. Possibly those mentioned above.

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