The ugliest facegen ever? - Page 5

1998 Yankees · 02-06-2011, 11:12 AM

This thread will live forever. Hooray!

Chicagofan76 · 02-06-2011, 03:11 PM

anyone ever notice Joe Cronin? makes Otis Nixon look like Tyrese

Chicagofan76 · 02-06-2011, 05:26 PM

Had to post this here.Did Bob Gibson suddenly go the Sammy Sosa route?
(this is from Gambo's new Facegen)

unless it got confused with the other Bob Gibson

Chicagofan76 · 02-06-2011, 05:34 PM

nvrmnd it was the other gibson fixed it

1998 Yankees · 02-06-2011, 06:38 PM

The "other" Bob Gibson. How would you like to be known as that? No wonder he looks downcast on his baseball card.

Chicagofan76 · 02-21-2011, 03:08 PM

Ok bare with me on this 1. For Gotham city i was using the characters from the 2nd movie primarily so how bad does this 1 look? should i just go with a normal person or does it fit in with the theme? or can someone make a better fg of danny devito as the penguin?

Vinny P. · 02-22-2011, 12:47 AM

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How is it none of the posts mentioning ugly real (or real ugly) players have included Don Mossi?

hehehe, those pics made it into one of Bill James's books, where he had a section about "ugliest players" for a given era. lol.

I have a guy who has a really skinny chin, and a fat face. I forget his name in my league atm. I hope to face him again, so I can post him here.

FoosballWizard · 02-22-2011, 07:46 AM

I always thought Robert Ramsdell looked like a Morlock.

Case got his head put in a vice like the Laughing Man in that Salinger story.

There's uglier guys in my league but I forget their names.

1998 Yankees · 02-22-2011, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Chicagofan76

Ok bare with me on this 1. For Gotham city i was using the characters from the 2nd movie primarily so how bad does this 1 look? should i just go with a normal person or does it fit in with the theme? or can someone make a better fg of danny devito as the penguin?

Man, this is what I think of when I behold some of your creations.

The Island of Dr. Moreau

Chicagofan76 · 02-22-2011, 11:45 AM

thx 98

here is GI Joe Dreadnok Road Pig based of of Kane from WWE i think this 1 came out perfectly.

1998 Yankees · 03-14-2011, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 1998 Yankees

This thread will live forever. Hooray!

Aw shucks, apparently this is not so. (I found it on page 3 or 4 of this forum).

Well, I salute it for the laughs it provided. Good thread. So long!

FunkyBike1 · 03-14-2011, 06:18 PM

However, by posting that, you just bumped it.

1998 Yankees · 03-14-2011, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by FunkyBike1

However, by posting that, you just bumped it.

SHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Questdog · 03-14-2011, 07:38 PM

Well, this one isn't exactly ugly, but he makes me uncomfortable because I kinda feel attracted to him.....

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I'm hoping he's really a girl pretending to be a guy so she can play in the league.

Questdog · 03-14-2011, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dreifort

Also, here is an updated "Beaker" image for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure).

Contemplating giving him a nickname... oh the choices:

"Toothpick"
"Beaker" (but since he's playing pro ball in 1897, the name has no meaning)
"Long Neck"
"Pencil Neck"
"Stick Man"
"Flag Pole"
"Twig"
"Thin Face"

so many to choose from, but most sound so mean. remember he's 6'4" and 188 lbs...

I just thought of a good nickname for your guy: Toaster!

(or Toasterhead). or Pop Tart, but they didn't come out until 1963 (I looked)....

Questdog · 03-14-2011, 10:35 PM

Danged if I didn't come across another one, though I feel kind of guilty in calling him ugly, since he's obviously had reconstructive surgery after some horrible accident.....

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He just set the all time record for lowest ERA in a season for my fictional league. Maybe when they did the face operation they took some tendons from his jaw and put them in his elbow.....

That's one heck of a neck, too!

Chicagofan76 · 03-15-2011, 12:15 AM

I havent had any really ugly fictional players lately. but I have probably 200 real players that look nothing like how they should.

1998 Yankees · 03-15-2011, 06:48 PM

This fellow, with a face only his mother did love, is headed for the Hall of Fame. I have sold the movie rights to his story.

The producers told me that they've booked the kid who played Pugsley in "The Addams Family" to portray Jarred as an ugly fat kid who overcomes bullying, shyness, and rejection to become the star pitcher on his high school baseball team. Jarred the adult, who meets a young Susan Sarandon look-alike in the minor leagues and falls madly in love with her, will be played by Robert Pattinson of "Twilight" fame.

What? Not realistic? Well, they do need to sell tickets, you know!

Chris10685 · 04-06-2011, 06:46 PM

I decided to sign up for this forum after seeing this monster on the Dodgers.

Chicagofan76 · 04-06-2011, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris10685

I decided to sign up for this forum after seeing this monster on the Dodgers.

sorry if i offend any body with this but it looks like he has down syndrome,,,what was that actor's name from "Life Goes On" he's now on that kids show on ABC family. he also looks like Mike Quade mgr of the cubs the guy has no eyebrows,

02-06-2011, 05:26 PM	#83 (permalink)
Chicagofan76 Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diamond, IL Posts: 6,339 Thanks: 3,340 Thanked 573x in 502 posts Infractions: 2/2 (3)	Had to post this here.Did Bob Gibson suddenly go the Sammy Sosa route? (this is from Gambo's new Facegen) unless it got confused with the other Bob Gibson Attached Images Last edited by Chicagofan76; 02-06-2011 at 05:28 PM.

02-06-2011, 05:34 PM	#84 (permalink)
Chicagofan76 Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diamond, IL Posts: 6,339 Thanks: 3,340 Thanked 573x in 502 posts Infractions: 2/2 (3)	nvrmnd it was the other gibson fixed it Attached Images

02-06-2011, 06:38 PM	#85 (permalink)
1998 Yankees Hall Of Famer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Yankee Stadium, back in 1998. Posts: 8,645 Thanks: 497 Thanked 748x in 499 posts	The "other" Bob Gibson. How would you like to be known as that? No wonder he looks downcast on his baseball card. Attached Images

02-21-2011, 03:08 PM	#86 (permalink)
Chicagofan76 Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diamond, IL Posts: 6,339 Thanks: 3,340 Thanked 573x in 502 posts Infractions: 2/2 (3)	Ok bare with me on this 1. For Gotham city i was using the characters from the 2nd movie primarily so how bad does this 1 look? should i just go with a normal person or does it fit in with the theme? or can someone make a better fg of danny devito as the penguin? Attached Images Last edited by Chicagofan76; 02-21-2011 at 03:09 PM.

02-22-2011, 11:45 AM	#90 (permalink)
Chicagofan76 Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diamond, IL Posts: 6,339 Thanks: 3,340 Thanked 573x in 502 posts Infractions: 2/2 (3)	thx 98 here is GI Joe Dreadnok Road Pig based of of Kane from WWE i think this 1 came out perfectly. Attached Images

02-06-2011, 11:12 AM	#81 (permalink)
1998 Yankees Hall Of Famer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Yankee Stadium, back in 1998. Posts: 8,645 Thanks: 497 Thanked 748x in 499 posts	This thread will live forever. Hooray!

02-06-2011, 03:11 PM	#82 (permalink)
Chicagofan76 Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diamond, IL Posts: 6,339 Thanks: 3,340 Thanked 573x in 502 posts Infractions: 2/2 (3)	anyone ever notice Joe Cronin? makes Otis Nixon look like Tyrese

02-22-2011, 07:46 AM	#88 (permalink)
FoosballWizard Minors (Single A) Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 68 Thanks: 40 Thanked 24x in 12 posts	I always thought Robert Ramsdell looked like a Morlock. Case got his head put in a vice like the Laughing Man in that Salinger story. There's uglier guys in my league but I forget their names.

03-14-2011, 06:18 PM	#92 (permalink)
FunkyBike1 Minors (Rookie Ball) Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 22 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3x in 3 posts	However, by posting that, you just bumped it.

03-14-2011, 07:38 PM	#94 (permalink)
Questdog Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In a dark, damp cave where I'm training slugs to run the bases...... Posts: 4,706 Thanks: 463 Thanked 858x in 534 posts	Well, this one isn't exactly ugly, but he makes me uncomfortable because I kinda feel attracted to him..... I'm hoping he's really a girl pretending to be a guy so she can play in the league. __________________ The Original Questdog since 1983... "There's only one thing in this life that really matters, and someday I hope to figure out what that is." In the meantime, I'm playing OOTP: The Roaring Twenties: Babe and the Birth of the Bomb - Ultra-Historical League Told With Sporting News Facsimiles

03-14-2011, 10:35 PM	#96 (permalink)
Questdog Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In a dark, damp cave where I'm training slugs to run the bases...... Posts: 4,706 Thanks: 463 Thanked 858x in 534 posts	Danged if I didn't come across another one, though I feel kind of guilty in calling him ugly, since he's obviously had reconstructive surgery after some horrible accident..... He just set the all time record for lowest ERA in a season for my fictional league. Maybe when they did the face operation they took some tendons from his jaw and put them in his elbow..... That's one heck of a neck, too! Last edited by Questdog; 03-14-2011 at 10:37 PM.

03-15-2011, 12:15 AM	#97 (permalink)
Chicagofan76 Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Diamond, IL Posts: 6,339 Thanks: 3,340 Thanked 573x in 502 posts Infractions: 2/2 (3)	I havent had any really ugly fictional players lately. but I have probably 200 real players that look nothing like how they should.

03-15-2011, 06:48 PM	#98 (permalink)
1998 Yankees Hall Of Famer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Yankee Stadium, back in 1998. Posts: 8,645 Thanks: 497 Thanked 748x in 499 posts	This fellow, with a face only his mother did love, is headed for the Hall of Fame. I have sold the movie rights to his story. The producers told me that they've booked the kid who played Pugsley in "The Addams Family" to portray Jarred as an ugly fat kid who overcomes bullying, shyness, and rejection to become the star pitcher on his high school baseball team. Jarred the adult, who meets a young Susan Sarandon look-alike in the minor leagues and falls madly in love with her, will be played by Robert Pattinson of "Twilight" fame. What? Not realistic? Well, they do need to sell *tickets*, you know! Attached Images

04-06-2011, 06:46 PM	#99 (permalink)
Chris10685 New User Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1x in 1 post	I decided to sign up for this forum after seeing this monster on the Dodgers.

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