Career-ending injuries

Reikazawa · 02-22-2007, 10:06 AM

This might have been asked before, or was already addressed in OOTP2006, but how will 2007 handle CEIs?

Will it still be like in 6.5 where a player gets injured during a game and it is instantly determined that it's a career-ending injury? Or will it be a slow burn where it would take months of surgery/rehab/failed recovery before it is determined the the injury is career-ending.

Thanks.

battists · 02-22-2007, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Reikazawa

This might have been asked before, or was already addressed in OOTP2006, but how will 2007 handle CEIs?

Will it still be like in 6.5 where a player gets injured during a game and it is instantly determined that it's a career-ending injury? Or will it be a slow burn where it would take months of surgery/rehab/failed recovery before it is determined the the injury is career-ending.

Thanks.

Still the 2006 way. Just wasn't high enough priority to make this a more complicated deal. Especially doing something like that so that it would work in multiple different eras would be really complicated for a relatively small point of realism.

Gastric ReFlux · 02-22-2007, 10:25 AM

Will there be any cases of spontaneous human combustion of players on the field?

battists · 02-22-2007, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Will there be any cases of spontaneous human combustion of players on the field?

There will be if you put it in the injuries.txt file!

Gastric ReFlux · 02-22-2007, 11:27 AM

Will Alpha Centauri motherships hover over ballparks and abduct ballplayers?

battists · 02-22-2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Will Alpha Centauri motherships hover over ballparks and abduct ballplayers?

Yes, if you edit the injuries.txt file.

Gastric ReFlux · 02-22-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by battists

Yes, if you edit the injuries.txt file.

Will the text commentary mention it? For example...

Ball hit deep to left field...
Bonds is going back, back, back...
he's putting up his glove to make the catch...
Oh wow, Bonds has been abducted by an alien mothership!
Jenkins goes all the way around for an inside-the-park home run!

Greg Layton · 02-22-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Will the text commentary mention it? For example...

Ball hit deep to left field...
Bonds is going back, back, back...
he's putting up his glove to make the catch...
Oh wow, Bonds has been abducted by an alien mothership!
Jenkins goes all the way around for an inside-the-park home run!

I just spit Mountain Dew all over my computer screen in laughter.

Markus Heinsohn · 02-22-2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Will the text commentary mention it? For example...

Ball hit deep to left field...
Bonds is going back, back, back...
he's putting up his glove to make the catch...
Oh wow, Bonds has been abducted by an alien mothership!
Jenkins goes all the way around for an inside-the-park home run!

I should hard-code this, and have a 0.0000000000000000001% chance that this occurs in OOTP!

Raidergoo · 02-22-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Will the text commentary mention it? For example...

Ball hit deep to left field...
Bonds is going back, back, back...
he's putting up his glove to make the catch...
Oh wow, Bonds has been abducted by an alien mothership!
Jenkins goes all the way around for an inside-the-park home run!

I think this requires modding the english.xml file.

ctorg · 02-22-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Markus Heinsohn

I should hard-code this, and have a 0.0000000000000000001% chance that this occurs in OOTP!

Yes!!!

Faroo6 · 02-22-2007, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Markus Heinsohn

I should hard-code this, and have a 0.0000000000000000001% chance that this occurs in OOTP!

That would be awesome. Talk about an Easter Egg.

marky32082 · 02-22-2007, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Markus Heinsohn

I should hard-code this, and have a 0.0000000000000000001% chance that this occurs in OOTP!

Just add it to the comeback code.

Mr. Capo · 02-22-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Oh wow, Bonds has been abducted by an alien mothership!
Jenkins goes all the way around for an inside-the-park home run!

Seems like it ought to be a ground rule double.

Faroo6 · 02-22-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

Will the text commentary mention it? For example...

Ball hit deep to left field...
Bonds is going back, back, back...
he's putting up his glove to make the catch...
Oh wow, Bonds has been abducted by an alien mothership!
Jenkins goes all the way around for an inside-the-park home run!

Didn't this happen in 1999? Then "Bonds" came back to terrorize pitching and lie to the feds.

swampdragon · 02-22-2007, 04:25 PM

Redmark Yankees had a really good alternative injuries.txt file. Maybe it will work in 2007 or he'll update it.

The Wolf · 02-22-2007, 08:25 PM

What? Real life isn't weird enough for you? Why would we need science fiction injuries when real pro players are putting on freak shows all the time? Consider that a real player has been injured doing every one of the following:

burning his chest while ironing a shirt that he was wearing

falling asleep in a rocking chair and crushing his pitching fingers under the chair

smashing his ankle while knocking dirt from his spikes

cutting his finger while buttering food

hurting his back getting out of a chair in the clubhouse

being eaten by an automatic tarp machine

having a teammate jam a Q-tip in his ear

dislocating his shoulder waving a runner home

having his own false teeth bite him in the butt

straining a muscle while barfing

injuring himself eating a donut

injuring his arm while flicking sunflower seeds in the dugout

stabbing himself while opening a DVD

sneezing so hard it caused back spasms

dislocating his shoulder tearing a phone book in half

burning his eyes by rubbing chili sauce in them

damaging his eye by sleeping on it wrong

injuring his hand by shaking hands too hard

getting bitten by a coyote

breaking his collarbone carrying deer meat upstairs

buring his face under tanning lamps

having a tattoo get infected

straining his groin while trying to get out of the dugout

straining a rib muscle jumping from the bench

sticking his hand into an air conditioner to see why it wasn't working

injuring his hand pounding on a hotel room wall

straining his back putting on his socks

cutting his hand on a mirror while practicing his windup

wrenching his back while turning his head to check traffic

being unsable to play due to frostbite

having his cup slip and pinch a testicle

breaking his toe while kicking the clubhouse laundry cart

being unable to play because he was kept awake all night by crickets chirping in his hotel room

dislocating his finger while hitting a water cooler

disabling himself while having nightmares about spiders

straining his shoulder turning off his alarm clock

dislocating a knuckle when it became stuck in another player's glove

being hit him with a golf club in the locker room

tearing a nail off while sliding his hand under the television in his hotel room

being injured by his pillow while asleep

spraining an ankle while wrestling with a clubhouse attendant

breaking his nose in a car accident while trying to pass the team bus

cracking two ribs while swinging the bat during opening day practice

separating a shoulder after high-fiving a teammate

being bitten by his mother-in-law's dog

smashing his finger in the door of his luxury car while on the way to the bank

developing carpal tunnel syndrome from spending too much time on the Internet

The Wolf · 02-22-2007, 08:27 PM

Plus there was St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Flint Rhem.

"In 1930, with St. Louis and Brooklyn battling for first place, Rhem disappeared for two days. Rhem told his teammates that he had been kidnapped by a group of Dodgers fans and tied up in a hotel for two days. Rhem said he had been forced to drink an incapicating amount of whiskey so that he wouldn't be able to pitch in an upcoming game."

http://www.historicbaseball.com/play...hem_flint.html

CHOWDERHEAD · 02-22-2007, 08:38 PM

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being injured by his pillow while asleep

While there were a few on that list that were good - this one is simply the best

Comedian2004 · 02-22-2007, 09:08 PM

You know if you do that, some ESPN Sportscaster will be playing the game and that will happen 4 times in one inning and then OOTP will be the laughing stock of all games.

Besides, what Alien can afford Bonds and his salary?

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Originally Posted by Markus Heinsohn

I should hard-code this, and have a 0.0000000000000000001% chance that this occurs in OOTP!

02-22-2007, 10:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
Reikazawa Minors (Double A) Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 121	Career-ending injuries This might have been asked before, or was already addressed in OOTP2006, but how will 2007 handle CEIs? Will it still be like in 6.5 where a player gets injured during a game and it is instantly determined that it's a career-ending injury? Or will it be a slow burn where it would take months of surgery/rehab/failed recovery before it is determined the the injury is career-ending. Thanks.

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swampdragon All Star Starter Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Lonely Mountain Posts: 1,732	Redmark Yankees had a really good alternative injuries.txt file. Maybe it will work in 2007 or he'll update it. __________________ "The only way to oblige men to speak well of us is to act well." -- Voltaire

02-22-2007, 08:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
The Wolf Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Baying at the moon Posts: 3,434	What? Real life isn't weird enough for you? Why would we need science fiction injuries when real pro players are putting on freak shows all the time? Consider that a real player has been injured doing every one of the following: burning his chest while ironing a shirt that he was wearing falling asleep in a rocking chair and crushing his pitching fingers under the chair smashing his ankle while knocking dirt from his spikes cutting his finger while buttering food hurting his back getting out of a chair in the clubhouse being eaten by an automatic tarp machine having a teammate jam a Q-tip in his ear dislocating his shoulder waving a runner home having his own false teeth bite him in the butt straining a muscle while barfing injuring himself eating a donut injuring his arm while flicking sunflower seeds in the dugout stabbing himself while opening a DVD sneezing so hard it caused back spasms dislocating his shoulder tearing a phone book in half burning his eyes by rubbing chili sauce in them damaging his eye by sleeping on it wrong injuring his hand by shaking hands too hard getting bitten by a coyote breaking his collarbone carrying deer meat upstairs buring his face under tanning lamps having a tattoo get infected straining his groin while trying to get out of the dugout straining a rib muscle jumping from the bench sticking his hand into an air conditioner to see why it wasn't working injuring his hand pounding on a hotel room wall straining his back putting on his socks cutting his hand on a mirror while practicing his windup wrenching his back while turning his head to check traffic being unsable to play due to frostbite having his cup slip and pinch a testicle breaking his toe while kicking the clubhouse laundry cart being unable to play because he was kept awake all night by crickets chirping in his hotel room dislocating his finger while hitting a water cooler disabling himself while having nightmares about spiders straining his shoulder turning off his alarm clock dislocating a knuckle when it became stuck in another player's glove being hit him with a golf club in the locker room tearing a nail off while sliding his hand under the television in his hotel room being injured by his pillow while asleep spraining an ankle while wrestling with a clubhouse attendant breaking his nose in a car accident while trying to pass the team bus cracking two ribs while swinging the bat during opening day practice separating a shoulder after high-fiving a teammate being bitten by his mother-in-law's dog smashing his finger in the door of his luxury car while on the way to the bank developing carpal tunnel syndrome from spending too much time on the Internet __________________ __________________ "The main problem we face is that when it's 8 AM in London and 3 AM in New York and midnight in L.A., it's still 1968 to Democrats and 1566 in the Middle East."

02-22-2007, 08:27 PM	#18 (permalink)
The Wolf Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Baying at the moon Posts: 3,434	Plus there was St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Flint Rhem. "In 1930, with St. Louis and Brooklyn battling for first place, Rhem disappeared for two days. Rhem told his teammates that he had been kidnapped by a group of Dodgers fans and tied up in a hotel for two days. Rhem said he had been forced to drink an incapicating amount of whiskey so that he wouldn't be able to pitch in an upcoming game." http://www.historicbaseball.com/play...hem_flint.html __________________ __________________ "The main problem we face is that when it's 8 AM in London and 3 AM in New York and midnight in L.A., it's still 1968 to Democrats and 1566 in the Middle East."

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