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This Dynasty thread...
...I'm reading now for the first time and I hadn't laughed as much or so hard at anything else that anyone else has posted on this board.
Absolutely freaking priceless!!! I can't wait for the onset of free agency...or the first career-ending injury (although that seems pretty unlikely)...or anymore of the great reactions from the Gods from their misfortune.
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3007 DEITY AWARDS + CAREER STATS (1 of 2)
World Series Trophy - Abraham Post-Season MVP Award - Abraham Continental League MVP - Confucius United League MVP - Guru Nahak (Triple Crown) All-Star Game MVP - Vishnu Continental League Golden Gloves Catcher - Awonawilona (3) Second Base - Confucius Third Base - Abraham (3) Center Field - Satan (2) Right Field - Tekkeitsertok United League Golden Gloves Catcher - Altjira (3) First Base - Ra (3) Shortstop - Hunab Ku (2) Left Field - Zeus (2) Center Field - Ometeotl Abraham Career Stats (Judaism) (9 PotWs / 2 BotM / 1 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: 3007 All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3005,3006,3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 154 548 238 55 13 81 199 184 105 0 0 8 91 19 .434 .525 1.026 1.551 CHA,CL 3005 157 556 235 48 16 71 162 192 110 0 0 10 73 15 .423 .518 .950 1.468 CHA,CL 3006 158 564 239 59 20 83 231 201 131 0 5 6 63 23 .424 .529 1.041 1.569 CHA,CL 3007 154 560 228 56 15 67 180 184 105 0 7 5 80 15 .407 .496 .920 1.415 CHA,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 623 2228 940 218 64 302 772 761 451 0 12 29 307 72 .422 .517 .984 1.501 (8 PotWs / 2 BotM / 1 World Series Champ.) League MVP: 3005 Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: 3006 All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3004,3005,3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 146 491 234 42 17 76 176 167 111 0 0 8 74 26 .477 .573 1.096 1.669 LEW,UL 3005 151 516 256 41 19 92 214 186 107 0 0 10 77 22 .496 .583 1.184 1.767 LEW,UL 3006 150 529 252 47 22 88 211 205 126 0 2 11 84 24 .476 .575 1.147 1.723 LEW,UL 3007 149 519 241 45 17 89 215 209 117 0 5 12 81 21 .464 .559 1.131 1.690 LEW,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 596 2055 983 175 75 345 816 767 461 0 7 41 316 93 .478 .572 1.140 1.712 (5 PotWs / 2 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: 3006 Triple Crown: 3006 World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 157 526 242 50 15 80 182 203 115 0 0 5 84 14 .460 .557 1.068 1.625 EP,UL 3005 159 538 224 47 24 63 153 178 118 0 0 5 79 24 .416 .521 .944 1.466 EP,UL 3006 156 557 291 70 24 95 229 231 119 0 2 10 79 17 .522 .605 1.246 1.851 EP,UL 3007 151 518 221 45 9 81 176 195 117 0 5 10 93 16 .427 .528 1.017 1.545 EP,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 623 2139 978 212 72 319 740 807 469 0 7 30 335 71 .457 .553 1.071 1.624 (9 PotWs / 1 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 144 480 230 47 16 80 179 188 126 0 0 4 75 17 .479 .587 1.144 1.731 OC,CL 3005 157 546 247 56 13 90 185 198 112 0 0 11 79 23 .452 .546 1.097 1.643 OC,CL 3006 121 431 198 45 17 61 161 152 100 0 2 7 63 16 .459 .559 1.067 1.626 OC,CL 3007 153 549 240 46 11 89 214 198 126 0 2 9 69 21 .437 .541 1.047 1.588 OC,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 575 2006 915 194 57 320 739 736 464 0 4 31 286 77 .456 .557 1.088 1.646 (10 PotWs / 2 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3004,3006,3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 147 502 208 45 16 74 175 168 98 0 0 13 54 15 .414 .510 1.010 1.520 NY,CL 3005 132 457 196 42 13 68 160 159 88 0 0 10 63 17 .429 .521 1.024 1.545 NY 3006 152 501 231 36 16 83 204 192 110 0 6 11 75 16 .461 .553 1.094 1.646 NY,CL 3007 150 515 233 46 15 90 219 220 117 0 4 11 75 22 .452 .550 1.124 1.675 NY,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 581 1975 868 169 60 315 758 739 413 0 10 45 267 70 .439 .534 1.064 1.598 (13 PotWs / 3 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: 3006 Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 154 562 271 72 22 81 181 210 114 0 0 9 102 28 .482 .570 1.121 1.691 HAR,CL 3005 156 527 247 63 19 68 179 204 143 0 0 8 85 25 .469 .582 1.047 1.630 HAR,CL 3006 153 530 269 62 22 87 202 197 126 0 1 4 73 24 .508 .601 1.200 1.801 HAR,CL 3007 160 549 263 61 16 80 212 211 130 0 5 5 85 17 .479 .575 1.086 1.660 HAR,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 623 2168 1050 258 79 316 774 822 513 0 6 26 345 94 .484 .582 1.113 1.695 (8 PotWs / 1 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: All-Star MVP: 3005 Gold Gloves: 3006 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 157 552 249 56 18 85 192 193 109 0 0 13 77 22 .451 .542 1.080 1.621 MEM,CL 3005 143 487 218 53 17 74 183 190 134 0 0 6 68 23 .448 .567 1.082 1.649 MEM,CL 3006 156 565 242 46 16 91 206 193 118 0 5 8 95 21 .428 .523 1.050 1.573 MEM,CL 3007 155 553 258 61 25 89 230 200 118 0 4 9 70 24 .467 .557 1.150 1.707 MEM,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 611 2157 967 216 76 339 811 776 479 0 9 36 310 90 .448 .547 1.090 1.637 (7 PotWs / 2 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: 3007 Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 144 498 233 63 17 62 154 192 113 0 0 16 77 18 .468 .566 1.036 1.602 PHO,CL 3005 156 551 227 50 14 76 188 185 121 0 0 13 83 16 .412 .518 .967 1.485 PHO,CL 3006 156 537 235 62 21 81 181 190 113 0 2 7 78 18 .438 .534 1.084 1.618 PHO,CL 3007 157 578 259 55 19 103 235 217 120 0 3 13 81 11 .448 .541 1.144 1.684 PHO,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 613 2164 954 230 71 322 758 784 467 0 5 49 319 63 .441 .539 1.059 1.598 (9 PotWs / 0 BotM / 1 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: 3005 All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 156 489 233 46 21 78 171 192 127 0 0 7 80 17 .476 .584 1.135 1.719 CLE 3005 150 490 224 51 17 70 188 187 133 0 0 7 88 21 .457 .573 1.059 1.632 CLE 3006 153 486 213 50 22 74 201 177 108 0 3 6 77 15 .438 .538 1.088 1.626 CLE 3007 151 467 213 51 11 72 161 167 120 0 3 4 72 24 .456 .564 1.075 1.639 CLE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 610 1932 883 198 71 294 721 723 488 0 6 24 317 77 .457 .565 1.090 1.655 (8 PotWs / 5 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: 3005 Triple Crown: 3005 World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 157 538 245 54 14 76 177 192 129 0 0 14 98 22 .455 .561 1.032 1.592 CHI 3005 157 547 267 62 27 90 211 214 123 0 0 7 84 19 .488 .582 1.194 1.776 CHI,CL 3006 155 537 255 55 10 90 214 216 134 0 3 10 95 17 .475 .577 1.117 1.694 CHI,CL 3007 157 554 227 45 14 84 196 178 133 0 4 17 70 18 .410 .521 .996 1.517 CHI,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 626 2176 994 216 65 340 798 800 519 0 7 48 347 76 .457 .560 1.085 1.645 (3 PotWs / 1 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3006 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 150 501 227 50 19 67 152 177 128 0 0 8 79 28 .453 .564 1.030 1.594 CIN,UL 3005 154 504 222 58 17 77 177 181 122 0 0 7 68 16 .440 .550 1.081 1.631 CIN,UL 3006 144 498 223 64 20 77 195 185 115 0 6 8 75 17 .448 .546 1.120 1.667 CIN 3007 148 477 187 53 18 54 136 157 125 0 2 4 75 7 .392 .517 .918 1.435 CIN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 596 1980 859 225 74 275 660 700 490 0 8 27 297 68 .434 .544 1.039 1.583 (6 PotWs / 1 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 111 375 183 43 8 64 140 159 95 0 0 1 65 13 .488 .591 1.157 1.749 SEA,UL 3005 155 562 266 58 23 91 201 204 117 0 0 10 85 21 .473 .564 1.144 1.708 SEA,UL 3006 155 535 238 57 14 76 166 196 113 0 1 6 81 20 .445 .541 1.030 1.571 SEA,UL 3007 160 524 213 60 14 81 186 193 126 0 6 7 68 15 .406 .517 1.038 1.555 SEA,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 581 1996 900 218 59 312 693 752 451 0 7 24 299 69 .451 .551 1.088 1.639 (9 PotWs / 3 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3005,3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 159 545 277 60 17 87 177 216 127 0 0 12 97 26 .508 .601 1.160 1.761 STO,UL 3005 154 538 240 45 18 77 167 201 132 0 0 11 90 20 .446 .555 1.026 1.581 STO,UL 3006 157 547 258 63 13 92 216 203 127 0 8 5 75 21 .472 .565 1.139 1.703 STO,UL 3007 156 525 250 49 16 90 198 210 152 0 7 6 79 26 .476 .588 1.145 1.732 STO,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 626 2155 1025 217 64 346 758 830 538 0 15 34 341 93 .476 .577 1.117 1.695 |
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12-03-2004, 12:30 PM
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3007 DEITY CAREER STATS (2 of 2)
Mohammed's Career Stats (Islam) (2 PotWs / 1 BotM / 1 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: 3004 All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3004,3005 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 159 547 244 56 19 87 216 213 122 0 0 14 90 25 .446 .547 1.095 1.642 BUF,UL 3005 156 556 238 62 19 85 184 188 109 0 0 8 76 19 .428 .522 1.067 1.588 BUF,UL 3006 157 555 235 42 23 84 184 182 111 0 5 11 60 20 .423 .516 1.036 1.552 BUF,UL 3007 159 562 236 53 16 81 198 183 110 0 3 5 70 19 .420 .513 1.004 1.516 BUF,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 631 2220 953 213 77 337 782 766 452 0 8 38 296 83 .429 .524 1.050 1.574 (8 PotWs / 2 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: 3007 Triple Crown: 3007 World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 152 501 205 49 14 68 153 175 115 0 0 7 89 12 .409 .519 .970 1.490 NO 3005 150 491 220 46 14 80 178 181 132 0 0 7 90 19 .448 .565 1.088 1.653 NO 3006 151 515 239 53 11 88 202 173 106 0 5 13 69 19 .464 .551 1.122 1.673 NO,UL 3007 152 523 255 55 24 100 224 222 114 0 4 10 78 14 .488 .576 1.258 1.834 NO,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 605 2030 919 203 63 336 757 751 467 0 9 37 326 64 .453 .553 1.111 1.664 (6 PotWs / 4 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: 3004 Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 157 547 260 75 14 95 229 207 118 0 0 5 77 12 .475 .568 1.185 1.753 GAD,UL 3005 160 549 267 62 12 89 192 190 120 0 0 7 73 27 .486 .578 1.129 1.708 GAD,UL 3006 154 517 250 55 11 84 180 183 126 0 2 7 59 20 .484 .583 1.120 1.703 GAD,UL 3007 158 544 249 60 22 82 201 192 129 0 5 14 90 30 .458 .558 1.101 1.659 GAD,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 629 2157 1026 252 59 350 802 772 493 0 7 33 299 89 .476 .572 1.134 1.706 (10 PotWs / 2 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 157 545 265 53 19 95 211 203 120 0 0 8 82 29 .486 .579 1.176 1.755 PIT,UL 3005 157 537 251 67 20 77 187 201 122 0 0 7 74 10 .467 .566 1.097 1.663 PIT,UL 3006 157 549 224 49 17 78 204 213 148 0 5 7 79 19 .408 .530 .985 1.515 PIT,UL 3007 155 554 247 50 20 93 217 218 131 0 4 6 79 27 .446 .549 1.112 1.661 PIT,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 626 2185 987 219 76 343 819 835 521 0 9 28 314 85 .452 .555 1.092 1.648 (8 PotWs / 2 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3005,3006,3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 155 558 257 58 19 84 193 194 105 0 0 9 78 12 .461 .546 1.084 1.630 RAL,UL 3005 157 535 219 38 20 86 181 191 138 0 0 6 72 19 .409 .530 1.037 1.568 RAL,UL 3006 155 552 265 67 23 91 199 225 129 0 3 9 80 16 .480 .576 1.179 1.755 RAL,UL 3007 156 534 244 56 12 81 198 200 142 0 7 4 100 28 .457 .565 1.062 1.627 RAL,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 623 2179 985 219 74 342 771 810 514 0 10 28 330 75 .452 .555 1.091 1.646 (7 PotWs / 0 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: 3006 Gold Gloves: 3004,3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 156 555 247 58 16 77 169 204 116 0 0 5 82 16 .445 .541 1.023 1.564 ORL,CL 3005 157 547 243 57 14 85 184 204 107 0 0 8 70 18 .444 .535 1.066 1.601 ORL,CL 3006 153 532 233 58 23 70 148 194 127 0 3 10 89 16 .438 .544 1.028 1.572 ORL,CL 3007 157 556 234 67 20 74 194 170 125 0 4 14 67 18 .421 .524 1.013 1.537 ORL,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 623 2190 957 240 73 306 695 772 475 0 7 37 308 68 .437 .536 1.032 1.568 (6 PotWs / 3 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: 3004 Gold Gloves: 3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 157 560 272 69 16 81 188 212 122 0 0 8 77 20 .486 .578 1.100 1.678 PHI,CL 3005 155 541 235 61 12 77 188 177 129 0 0 6 66 16 .434 .543 1.018 1.562 PHI,CL 3006 152 521 223 61 23 69 190 173 107 0 8 7 73 12 .428 .519 1.031 1.550 PHI,CL 3007 152 557 227 67 26 59 169 182 128 0 2 8 71 20 .408 .517 .939 1.456 PHI,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 616 2179 957 258 77 286 735 744 486 0 10 29 287 68 .439 .539 1.022 1.561 (4 PotWs / 1 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 153 541 243 55 19 76 168 187 127 0 0 9 99 25 .449 .554 1.043 1.596 HOU 3005 156 540 239 54 18 79 176 183 122 0 0 6 82 19 .443 .545 1.048 1.593 HOU,CL 3006 155 523 260 61 19 78 188 204 140 0 4 8 74 22 .497 .600 1.134 1.734 HOU,CL 3007 155 512 238 43 21 70 177 176 134 0 1 8 94 27 .465 .575 1.041 1.616 HOU,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 619 2116 980 213 77 303 709 750 523 0 5 31 349 93 .463 .568 1.066 1.635 (9 PotWs / 0 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: none Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 159 541 274 66 21 73 170 202 126 0 0 15 98 28 .506 .600 1.111 1.711 GRE,UL 3005 156 535 245 58 21 75 181 205 139 0 0 8 69 20 .458 .570 1.065 1.635 GRE,UL 3006 157 557 254 55 16 88 198 213 126 0 3 6 82 18 .456 .554 1.086 1.640 GRE,UL 3007 158 569 230 55 17 80 178 194 120 0 2 6 67 20 .404 .507 .982 1.489 GRE,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 630 2202 1003 234 75 316 727 814 511 0 5 35 316 86 .455 .557 1.060 1.617 (11 PotWs / 3 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: 3004 Triple Crown: 3004 World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3004 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 157 564 274 55 17 94 207 228 119 0 0 9 78 19 .486 .575 1.144 1.719 NOR,CL 3005 157 542 260 54 17 90 197 225 148 0 0 10 83 20 .480 .591 1.140 1.732 NOR,CL 3006 160 536 231 54 16 87 196 198 136 0 7 10 84 24 .431 .541 1.078 1.619 NOR,CL 3007 157 537 251 61 17 82 216 200 121 0 5 13 96 20 .467 .561 1.102 1.664 NOR,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 631 2179 1016 224 67 353 816 851 524 0 12 42 341 83 .466 .567 1.117 1.684 (7 PotWs / 0 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3005 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 153 504 233 58 24 67 174 182 106 0 0 7 64 16 .462 .556 1.071 1.627 ATL,CL 3005 151 491 234 56 11 74 169 182 99 0 0 9 72 19 .477 .564 1.088 1.652 ATL,CL 3006 151 494 226 43 9 80 169 173 97 0 4 8 76 23 .457 .543 1.067 1.610 ATL,CL 3007 151 501 217 46 19 70 169 173 123 1 4 9 70 30 .433 .542 1.020 1.562 ATL,CL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 606 1990 910 203 63 291 681 710 425 1 8 33 282 88 .457 .551 1.061 1.612 (11 PotWs / 3 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: 3007 Gold Gloves: 3004,3006 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 158 544 255 57 22 80 202 207 133 0 0 8 97 20 .469 .573 1.096 1.669 COL,UL 3005 156 568 263 55 19 92 219 230 128 0 0 6 86 19 .463 .562 1.113 1.674 COL,UL 3006 155 564 290 64 30 91 222 248 141 0 2 4 83 13 .514 .610 1.218 1.828 COL,UL 3007 157 542 255 60 23 100 223 200 148 0 1 8 69 25 .470 .583 1.220 1.803 COL,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 626 2218 1063 236 94 363 866 885 550 0 3 26 335 77 .479 .582 1.161 1.744 (6 PotWs / 2 BotM / 0 World Series Champ.) League MVP: none Triple Crown: none World Series MVP: none All-Star MVP: none Gold Gloves: 3004,3007 Code:
Year G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB HP SF K SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS Teams 3004 156 564 256 59 25 74 195 212 149 0 0 6 80 25 .454 .568 1.041 1.609 LR,UL 3005 153 547 255 56 20 87 211 230 142 0 0 18 83 23 .466 .576 1.119 1.695 LR,UL 3006 154 547 225 45 14 72 162 180 118 0 5 11 60 25 .411 .512 .940 1.452 LR,UL 3007 156 549 246 61 22 64 171 191 120 0 4 12 82 13 .448 .544 .989 1.533 LR,UL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total 619 2207 982 221 81 297 739 813 529 0 9 47 305 86 .445 .550 1.022 1.573 |
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January 31st, 3008 - Salary Arbitration
HOU:A Thetan gets a new one-year contract worth $11,421,429 through salary arbitration. ATL:Viracocha gets a new one-year contract worth $10,385,714 through salary arbitration. NY:Awonawilonagets a new one-year contract worth $10,907,143 through salary arbitration. MEM:Jesus Christ gets a new one-year contract worth $10,907,143 through salary arbitration. CHA:Abraham gets a new one-year contract worth $10,385,714 through salary arbitration. NOR:uKqili gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. PHO:Confucius gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. CHI:Siddhartha Guatama gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. ORL:Satan gets a new one-year contract worth $10,907,143 through salary arbitration. OC:Apsu gets a new one-year contract worth $10,385,714 through salary arbitration. EP:Anu gets a new one-year contract worth $11,942,857 through salary arbitration. PIT:Ometeotl gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. GRE:Lao Tzu gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. COL:Vishnu gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. CLE:Enlil gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. STO:Hunab Ku gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. LR:Zeus gets a new one-year contract worth $10,385,714 through salary arbitration. SEA:Khonvoum gets a new one-year contract worth $10,907,143 through salary arbitration. NO:Guru Nahak gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. BUF:Mohammed gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. GAD:Odin gets a new one-year contract worth $16,720,000 through salary arbitration. |
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12-03-2004, 03:03 PM
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DEITIES SWAPPED
March 1st, 3008 - Newspaper headlines and place of worship announcement flyers throughout the world are embiggened as Chicago and Seattle have swapped deities in a blockbuster 8-player trade. The biggest names in this trade are obviously those of the two deities. Buddhism icon and 3005 DCL MVP Siddhartha Guatama heads to Seattle while The Pygmy Powerhouse, Khonvoum, is shipped to Chicago. "We felt that we needed a little more spark here in Chicago," began Chicago GM Steve Bartman XVI, "We love Guatama and his word is a beautiful one. However, Buddhists are very laid back...we felt we needed to get a little more aggressive. It was a hard decision to make, but, as a business, we felt it needed to be done. With Khonvoum, we've got a strong, clubhouse leader who's not afraid to light some fires to get the job done." Chicago has finished last in their division all 4 years and their best finish was 3005's 77-85. 3005 was the year that Guatama won the Triple Crown for them, but rumors say that upper management has felt that he has not been as inspiring a leader as they had hoped. Seattle is coming off of their best year, their first trip into the playoffs and their first year finishing over .500. Khonvoum played well in the playoffs, but Seattle management decided it was time to make a change. "Khonvoum is a very special deity and a very special player," began Seattle GM Jay Buhner XI, "However, his decline in offensive and defensive performance over the past 3 years kind of raised a red flag for us. Guatama had a down year this year, but he had two very solid seasons before that and has been a league MVP. When Chicago called with this deal, I felt it was a move we had to make. While they felt he was a little too laid-back, we feel he will bring a steady, rock-like constant to our locker room." Khonvoum was surrounded by reporters as he was exiting the Seattle clubhouse after cleaning out his locker. "It's a shock, that's for sure," began Khonvoum, "I mean...we made the playoffs for the first time, finished over .500 for the first time, we were starting to head in the right direction or so I thought. I tell you what, I wouldn't mess with the chemistry of a team which was on the upswing. But, I'm just an omnipotent deity who created the universe and all of its inhabitants, so what do I know? Actually, I'll tell you what I *do* know...so help me, every single time I play Seattle from now on, I am going to unleash the holiest hell-flames you have ever seen...they were wise trading me over to the CL, so I wouldn't meet them unless it was the World Series... But, on a lighter note, I would like to thank the people of Seattle for all of the hospitality and fear they have shown me, I will always hold a place for you in my heart." "It is sad to leave a beautiful place that has adopted me as one of its own," stated Siddharta Guatama during an interview on a Chicago sports-talk radio station, "irregardless of creed, I was mostly greeted with warmth and good-will. But, life puts you on paths that you must walk and I relish the opportunity to play in Seattle. They're a rising team who made the playoffs last year and that will be a very nice change. I bear no ill will towards GM Bartman or the Chicago front office and I certainly bear no ill will towards Khonvoum. All I can do is go out and play this game to the best of my abilities and walk the path I am given." It will be interesting to see how the deities react to a change of scenery and the adjustment of new teammates. Neither Seattle or Chicago made any significant free agent signings, so the improvement of their squads is pretty much riding on this trade. Time will tell if this was an even swap or if one team has just made their future significantly brighter while another just destined their squad to endless mockery. Trade Specifics Seattle gets: RF Siddhartha Guatama (*****) LF Leroy Cortes (**) SP Pedro Cabrera (*) MR James Fenderson (*) $2,200,000 cash Chicago gets: LF Khonvoum (*****) RF John Thrailkill (**) MR Esteban Botella (***) MR Michael Applewhite (*) |
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Another relatively quiet Spring Training for our deities, with the exception of Bondje, who appears to have been slacking off during the offseason. We'll see how the lack of preparedness affects the Voodoo icon this season. Spring Training Results Viracocha showed good strike zone judgement! Odin showed good strike zone judgement! Bondje has lost some power... Bondje plate discipline seems to have faded... Bondje showed good strike zone judgement! Zeus showed good strike zone judgement! Jesus Christ showed good strike zone judgement! uKqili showed good strike zone judgement! Apsu showed good strike zone judgement! Ra showed good strike zone judgement! |
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He he, fantastic dynasty, inspired idea. I especially like the little interviews and news report thingys. Personally I'm rootin' for Lao Tzu - go on, be the bat! Also I wonder how much of Jesus' fat contract he's gonna give away now he's loaded
 Hoorah, my post count has reached a mighty double figures!
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May 1st, 3008
Welcome to the 5th season of the DCL! This year brings us the first ever trade of deities, so all eyes will be keenly focused on Chicago and Seattle, scrutinizing every game, every at-bat, every pitch trying to see both who got the better of the deal and how our deities would respond. Both have responded quite well thus far. Seattle stands at 16-11, tied for first in the UL West with the Enlil-led Cleveland squad. Chicago, as usual, is stuck in last place of the CL Southeast, however they are only one game below .500 at 13-14 and only 2 games out of first place as no one in the division has gotten off to a great start. The league's hottest team right now is Memphis, which got off to a 10-1 start and finished the month off at 17-10 for the league's best record. Jesus Christ has been posting his usual numbers thus far, with the exception of his Batting Average, which, at .516, is .039 points higher than the .467 he posted last year. We'll see if Christ can keep up the pace or if he will wear the tread off of his sandals. Following a lackluster Spring Training, Voodoo deity Bondje has struggled in the first month of the season, hitting only .374 with 11 HRs and 27 RBI to date. Bondje has never hit less than .469 in any season and his average of .374 is .105 lower than his average from last year. Time will tell if the Hartford deity can reverse his fortunes. Monthly Highlights 4/4/3008 - Lewiston Catcher Altjira clubs three home runs in Lewiston's 10-3 win over Raleigh. On the day, Altjira was 3 for 4 with 3 HRs and 5 RBI. 4/5/3008 - New Chicago LF Khonvoum is playing inspired baseball following his trade from Seattle. On the week, The Pygmy Powerhouse hit .688 / 5 HR / 11 RBI with a 1.875 SLG to win the Player of the Week Award. In the UL, Altjira (.667 / 17 RBI / 7 Game HR Streak) wins the PotW. 4/11/3008 - Philadelphia RF Tekkeitsertok has a nice day as he goes 5 for 6 with 2 doubles, 3 HRs, 4 runs scored and 7 RBI. Philadelphia demolished New York, 20-5. 4/12/3008 - Memphis RF Jesus Christ (.520 / 15 RBI) and Raleigh 1B Ra (.500 / 5 HR / 13 RBI) win Player of the Week Awards. 4/12/3008 - Always looking to steal some 'pub' from his arch-rival Jesus Christ, Satan hits three solo longballs in Orlando's 5-0 blanking of Phoenix. 4/15/3008 - Norse Father God Odin goes 5 for 5 with a single, 2 doubles, 2 HRs, 3 RBI and 4 runs scored in Gadsden's 12-11 win over New Orleans. 4/18/3008 - While facing Zulu deity uKqili in the 1st inning, one of Oklahoma City's ace starting pitcher Howard Henricks' back muscles tears, ending the 5-star, 26 year-old's promising career. It's a huge blow for Oklahoma City as Henricks is coming off of a 14-7 / 3.51 ERA year and seemed to be one of the best young pitchers in the league. "I had nothing to do with it," uKqili was quoted as saying after the game. 4/19/3008 - Orlando CF Satan (.478 / 6 HR / 9 RBI) and Little Rock LF Zeus (.577 / 4 HR / 13 RBI) win Player of the Week Awards. 4/26/3008 - Inuit deity Tekkeitsertok (.636 / 5 HR / 11 RBI / 1.409 SLG) wins the CL Player of the Week Award. For the United League, newly acquired Seattle RF Siddhartha Guatama zens his way to the Player of the Week Award with a .571 average and 12 RBI in 21 ABs. 4/28/3008 - Egyptian Sun God Ra hits the 57th cycle in league history, going 4 for 4 from the plate with 3 RBI and 2 Runs Scored. It wasn't enough however, as Raleigh falls to Cleveland 5-4. 5/1/3008 - Chicago LF Khonvoum (.473 / 35 RBI / .559 OBP) and Lewiston Catcher Altjira (.505 / 50 RBI / .571 OBP) win Batter of the Month Awards. Deity BA Leader: Enlil .531 Deity HR Leader: Altjira 21 Deity RBI Leader: Altjira 50 Deity SB Leader: Abraham/Jesus Christ/Hunab Ku 23 Deity Career Batting Average Leaderboard 1.) Bondje .480 2.) Altjira .480 3.) Vishnu .478 4.) Odin .476 5.) Hunab Ku .475 6.) uKqili .465 7.) A Thetan .462 8.) Enlil .460 9.) Anu .455 10.) Siddhartha Guatama .455 |
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Finally journied into this forum for the first time today and am very glad I did because this thread is hillarious!
Very creative, very well done and a very fun read. I'm sure I'll be checking back in days to come to look for more.
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There are 3 mortal hitters who seem to be in a lead pack with regards to the other humans in the league. 3.) 28 year-old New York RF, Maurice Tuck (79/100/63) - Tuck has yet to make an All-Star team, but with the number of deities patrolling the outfield in the CL, that's understandable. Tuck is a switch-hitter and bats clean-up for New York behind Catcher Awonawilona. Through 650+ games, Tuck has hit .338 and 202 HRs with 653 RBI. He has very little range in RF and is a defensive liability, but his offensive production is far too great to even consider not playing him. 2.) 28 year-old El Paso 1B, William "Peppers" Trask (85/100/59) - Trask is a two-time All-Star who, in 650+ games, has career numbers of .329, 208 HRs and 698 RBI. Trask hits in the clean-up spot behind Celtic deity Anu and his RBIs have shown the advantage of hitting behind a deity who is almost always on base. 1.) 34 year-old Charlotte 1B, Chadwick Isabel (84/94/100) - Isabel has made the All-Star game every season since the onset of the DCL. Through 649 games, Isabel has hit .340 with 224 HRs and 647 RBI. Isabel is slow as molasses but can handle the glove pretty well at first base. Isabel has also received a nice RBI bump from hitting in the 4 spot behind Charlotte deity Abraham. Most Overpaid: 38 year-old Orlando LF Israel Wick (41/83/67). Wick had a nice 3004, hitting .279 / 49 HR / 157 RBI with Philadelphia and was inked to an enormous 5-year $107M contract ($21.45M/per) by El Paso following the 3004 season. El Paso paid a very high price to get Wick to town, especially considering the slugger had just celebrated his 35th birthday. Wick had a decent 3005 for his new team (.255 / 43 HR / 115 RBI), but then he not only hit the wall, he backed up and rammed it again as Wick posted a .227 / 19 HR / 84 RBI season in 3006. In July of 3007, he was traded to an Orlando team which, we can only assume, thought he would have a resurgence in new surroundings. In 3007, the aging LF hit .244 / 25 HRs / 79 RBI. Respectable numbers, but nowhere near the salary he makes. So far, through 26 games of 3008, Wick has been pushed down into the #8 spot and is hitting .157 with 1 HR and 6 RBI. Orlando has been desperately trying to ship Wick to other teams, but there have been absolutely no takers. |
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Thanks for the rundown on the best "mortals" in the game. Thier numbers aren't too shabby, if you aren't comparing them to God(s).
When I'm here it's just Seth70, btw.
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June 1st, 3008
Khonvoum is hitting well in the Windy City, however Chicago is still renting out their dank studio apartment in the CL Southeast cellar with a record of 21-35. In Seattle, Siddhartha Guatama has, in the early going, returned to his old form and is hitting the ball very well. Seattle has sprinted out of the gate and their 33-23 start has them sitting 5 games ahead of Cleveland in the UL West. Bondje may have had a lackluster spring and a woeful April, but he absolutely ripped the cover off the ball in May, hitting .551 with 20 HRs and 54 RBI. His OPS of 1.996 for the month isn't too shabby either. Monthly Highlights 5/1/3008 - Inuit deity Tekkeitsertok starts the month of right by crushing 3 HRs in Philadelphia's 18-4 spanking of hapless Chicago. On the day, Tekkeitsertok was 3 for 3 with 3 HRs, 3 runs scored and an impressive 8 RBI. 5/3/3008 - Voodoo deity Bondje (.619 / 16 RBI) and Mayan God Hunab Ku (.550 / 5 HR / 9 RBI) win Player of the Week Awards. 5/8/3008 - Aboriginal deity Altjira hits the 58th cycle in league history as Lewiston obliterates El Paso, 17-1. Altjira finished the game 4 for 5 with 4 runs scored, 4 RBI and a walk. Lewiston outhit El Paso 23-6. 5/10/3008 - Same S***, Different Week as Bondje (.593 / 6 HR / 12 RBI) and Hunab Ku (.737 / 6 HR / 11 RBI / 2.000 SLG) win another set of Player of the Week Awards. 5/10/3008 - Same S***, Different Day as Altjira hits the 59th cycle in league history against the same El Paso team he cycled only two days earlier. This game wasn't nearly as lopsided as Lewiston wins 6-5, but it certainly rips a huge chunk out of El Paso's pride. Altjira goes 4 for 4 with 3 runs scored, 2 RBI, a walk and a stolen base. 5/17/3008 - Christianity namesake Jesus Christ (.750 / 10 RBI / 1.500 SLG) and Norse Father God Odin (.682 / 6 HR / 13 RBI) win Player of the Week Awards, much to Altjira's chagrin. "I hit two...count 'em, TWO ****ing cycles in 3 days!" a visibly upset Altjira was quoted as saying, "I mean, pardon my French but **** that **** and **** anything that ****ing even ****ing remotely ****ing looks like that ****ing ****! They can all just ****ing die. Oh, no, *I'm* not the player of the week, I only hit TWO ****ING CYCLES!!! **** that, dude..." 5/22/3008 - Stockton 3B Hunab Ku hits three solo HRs in Stockton's 5-2 win over Cleveland. 5/24/3008 - Atlanta catcher Viracocha (.619 / 5 HR / 13 RBI) and Celtic deity Anu (.588 / 9 RBI / .682 OBP) win Player of the Week Awards. 5/27/3008 - Raleigh 1B Ra carries his teammates to a 5-4 victory over New Orleans as he goes 4 for 4 with 3 HRs, 3 runs scored and 4 RBI. 5/28/3008 - Mayan God Hunab Ku was a one-deity wrecking crew against Seattle, finishing the day 4 for 4 with 4 HRs, 5 runs scored, 6 RBI, a walk and a stolen base. Lao-tzu was the last player to hit 4 HRs in a game, accomplishing the feat on 7/6/3006. 5/29/3008 - The 60th cycle in league history is collected by reigning World Series MVP Abraham in Philadelphia. Abraham scored twice and drove in 2 runs on the day, but Philly pulls out the win 8-7 despite being outhit 16-12. 5/29/3008 - Zulu deity uKqili may be having a quiet season, but his performance in Norfolk's game against Hartford came through loud and clear. uKqili was a deity possessed on the day as he goes 4 for 5 with a double, 3 HRs, 5 runs scored and 10 RBI. Norfolk bitch-slapped Hartford, 18-3. 5/31/3008 - Voodoo deity Bondje (.679 / 7 HR / 18 RBI / 1.857 SLG) and Mayan God Hunab Ku (.593 / 8 HR / 15 RBI / 1.593 SLG) win more Player of the Week Awards. 6/1/3008 - No surprises here, Bondje (.551 / 20 HR / 54 RBI / 1.383 SLG) and Hunab Ku (.573 / 24 HR / 44 RBI / 1.510 SLG) easily win Batter of the Month Awards. Deity BA Leader: Odin .546 Deity HR Leader: Hunab Ku 39 Deity RBI Leader: Bondje 81 Deity SB Leader: Jesus Christ 46 Career Deity HR Leaderboard 1.) Vishnu 398 2.) Hunab Ku 385 3.) Odin 382 4.) Altjira 379 5.) uKqili 378 6.) Siddhartha Guatama 370 7.) Jesus Christ 367 7.) Guru Nahak 367 7.) Ometeotl 367 7.) Ra 367 |
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July 1st, 3008
As we reach the All-Star Break, Enlil and Jupiter will be sitting home again. Jupiter is hitting a deity-scant .377 and is coming off a year in which he only hit .392, but Enlil, who has never been invited to an All-Star Game, is a different story. Enlil is hitting .462 with 36 HRs and 95 RBI, but that is not good enough to oust Guru Nahak (.465 / 51 HRs / 99 RBI) or Altjira (.463 / 46 HRs / 106 RBI) from the squad. Enlil may be pushing for a trade to the CL soon as his numbers surpass both of the CL's All-Star Catchers. In the Continental League, Jesus Christ has still been having a wonderful year as he leads the CL in Average, OPS, HRs, RBI and Stolen Bases. His Memphis squad relinquished the best record in the league following a 7 game losing streak, but, at 49-32, they have a 9 game lead on reigning champs Charlotte in the CL East. Hartford now possesses the best record in baseball with their 52-29 first half. No one deity has really distanced themselves from the competition in the UL, but Seattle (49-32) and Pittsburgh (48-33) seem to be the teams to beat. At the bottom of the barrel, Little Rock (28-53) and Chicago (29-52) are in dire straits indeed. Monthly Highlights 6/5/3008 - Scientology icon A Thetan powers Houston to an 11-8 win over Phoenix as he goes 4 for 4 with 3 HRs, 4 runs scored and 5 RBI. 6/6/3008 - In the top of the 6th inning, Columbus SS Vishnu drives a pitch from Raleigh pitcher Michael Ison over the center field wall for his 400th career home run. Vishnu is the first deity to reach the 400 HR milestone. Vishnu hit his 401st career HR one inning later and Columbus defeats Raleigh in North Carolina, 10-6. 6/7/3008 - Embarrassment for the CL deities as mortal Orlando RF Joseph Collado (.500 / 5 HR / 16 RBI) wins their league's Player of the Week Award. "I pulled him aside and had a...'talk' with him," stated Satan, making finger quotation marks in the air. In the United League, Norse Father God Odin (.600 / 11 RBI) wins the Player of the Week Award. 6/9/3008 - Norfolk 1B uKqili clubs three longballs in Norfolk's 14-9 win over visiting Memphis. uKqili finished 3 for 4 with 3 HRs, 4 runs scored and 4 RBI. 6/14/3008 - Phoenix 2B Confucius (.650 / 2 HR / 9 RBI) and Cleveland Catcher and perennial All-Star snub Enlil (.556 / 11 RBI / 1.333 SLG) win Player of the Week Awards. 6/15/3008 - Gadsden 2B Odin hits the 61st cycle in league history as Gadsden demolishes Cincinnati, 14-2. Odin went 4 for 6 with 3 runs scored and 5 RBI. 6/18/3008 - Memphis LF Jesus Christ goes 5 for 6 with two doubles, two triples and 3 RBI. Christ's 2nd triple came in the top of the 12th inning and drove in the winning run as Memphis edges Philadelphia, 5-4. 6/21/3008 - Atlanta catcher Viracocha (.632 / 5 HR / 12 RBI) and Lewiston catcher Altjira (.611 / 14 RBI / .696 OBP) win Player of the Week Awards. 6/26/3008 - Making a last-minute grab for some All-Star votes, Cleveland catcher Enlil hits the 62nd cycle in league history. On the day, Enlil went 4 for 4 with 2 runs scored, 3 RBI, a sac fly and a stolen base. Cleveland won the game in Stockton, 6-3. 6/28/3008 - Incan deity Viracocha (.588 / 5 HR / 7 RBI) and New Orleans catcher Guru Nahak (.579 / 7 HR / 12 RBI) win Player of the Week Awards. 6/29/3008 - Greek God Zeus goes 5 for 5 with 2 singles, 2 doubles and a HR in Little Rock's 9-7 victory in New Orleans. Zeus scored 2 runs, drove in 4 and stole 2 bases on the day. 7/1/3008 - Christianity icon Jesus Christ (.474 / 20 HR / 52 RBI) and Sikh icon Guru Nahak (.558 / 20 HR / 39 RBI) win Batter of the Month Awards. Deity BA Leader: Odin .524 Deity HR Leader: Guru Nahak 51 Deity RBI Leader: Jesus Christ 125 Deity SB Leader: Jesus Christ 57 Deity Player of the Week Award Leaders 1.) Bondje 16 2.) Hunab Ku 12 3.) uKqili 11 3.) Vishnu 11 5.) Altjira 10 5.) Awonawilona 10 5.) Enlil 10 5.) Jesus Christ 10 5.) Ometeotl 10 5.) Viracocha 10 |
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3008 DCL All-Star Game - July 1st, 3008
Last year, the United League managed to pull out their first All-Star victory after 3 straight losses to the Continental League. Did they start a new trend or only provide a slight bump in the road for the CL squad? This year's Starting Lineups are as follows: CL's Starting Line-Up 1.) CF Tekkeitsertok (.427 / 38 HR / 98 RBI) 2.) 2B Confucius (.432 / 40 HR / 101 RBI) 3.) C Viracocha (.450 / 37 HR / 82 RBI) 4.) SS Jesus Christ (.516 / 48 HR / 125 RBI) 5.) LF A Thetan (.445 / 39 HR / 94 RBI) 6.) 3B uKqili (.421 / 40 HR / 96 RBI) 7.) RF Satan (.397 / 37 HR / 87 RBI) 8.) 1B Khonvoum (.387 / 32 HR / 84 RBI) 9.) P James Erb (12-3 / 1.85 ERA) UL's Starting Line-Up 1.) RF Lao-tzu (.401 / 32 HR / 83 RBI) 2.) 2B Ra (.416 / 39 HR / 108 RBI) 3.) SS Hunab Ku (.474 / 50 HR / 97 RBI) 4.) C Guru Nahak (.465 / 51 HR / 99 RBI) 5.) 1B Vishnu (.459 / 49 HR / 111 RBI) 6.) 3B Odin (.524 / 48 HR / 100 RBI) 7.) LF Zeus (.401 / 34 HR / 81 RBI) 8.) CF Mohammed (.406 / 35 HR / 98 RBI) 9.) P Richard Mastro (10-2 / 2.61 ERA) Top of the 1st - With the stands full and an 11 MPH wind blowing out to Center, the stage was set for another All-Star showdown. Tekkeitsertok started the game off by drawing a walk. Confucius took his first pitch for a strike as Tekkeitsertok stole second base. Confucius took a cut at a 1-2 curveball and grounded it to Odin at third, who looked Tekkeitsertok back to second and then fired to first for the first out. Viracocha worked the count full and fouled off a number of pitches, including two that he crushed down the right field line that hooked foul. After fouling off 10 straight pitches, Viracocha lined one into the right-center field gap for an RBI double. Jesus Christ took his first pitch for a strike as Viracocha stole third. Christ worked the count full before grounding a ball down into the right field corner for the RBI triple. A Thetan followed with a groundout to SS Hunab Ku for the second out, but scoring Christ from 3rd. With the bases empty and two outs, uKqili lined one to the wall in right for a double. Satan followed with an RBI single, giving the CL a 4-0 lead. Khonvoum took his first pitch for a strike as Satan stole second. UL Catcher Guru Nahak's throw was off the mark and sailed into CF, allowing Satan to advance to third. Khonvoum's first CL All-Star at-bat ended with a groundout to Ra at 2B to end the inning. CL 4 / UL 0 Bottom of the 1st - Lao-tzu starts off the UL by lining a ball off the left-center field wall for a triple. Ra grounded out to Jesus Christ at shortstop, scoring Lao-tzu from third. With the bases empty and one out, Hunab Ku strongly grounded a shot between first and second base, but new CL All-Star Khonvoum made a beautiful diving stop and tossed it to the pitcher for the second out. Guru Nahak grounded out to Khonvoum to end the inning. CL 4 / UL 1 Top of the 2nd - Mortal pitcher James Erb struck out on three straight pitches. Tekkeitsertok drew his 2nd walk of the game. Confucius got a hold of a 1-0 pitch, driving it high and deep to right-center, but Mohammed snagged it at the track for the second out. Viracocha fouled off another 10 straight pitches including two more blasts which curved foul down the right field line. He lined one into shallow left-center field, but Mohammed made a nice sliding catch for the third out of the inning. CL 4 / UL 1 Bottom of the 2nd - Vishnu grounded out to Confucius at 2B for the first out. Odin rolled one down into the right field corner for the one-out triple. Zeus followed with a sacrifice fly into left field which scored Odin from third. Mohammed fell behind 0-2 and popped easily out into CF for the third out. CL 4 / UL 2 Top of the 3rd - Jesus Christ flied weakly out to Lao-tzu in right for the first out. Scientology icon A Thetan crushed one high and deep to right field which dropped into the seats for the solo HR. uKqili grounded a worm burner up the middle which Hunab Ku somehow managed to snag and fire to 1B for the out. Satan took a huge cut at an 0-2 pitch, but missed it badly for the third out. CL 5 / UL 2 Bottom of the 3rd - Mortal pitcher Richard Mastro struck out looking. Lao-tzu rolled one down the right field line for a stand-up double. Egyptian Sun God Ra worked the count full and struck out swinging. Hunab Ku drove one into left center field, but Tekkeitsertok made a great jumping catch against the wall for the third out. CL 5 / UL 2 Top of the 4th - Khonvoum led things off against new UL pitcher, Anthony Parker, by popping out behind the plate. Mortal pitcher James Erb was next and grounded out to Hunab Ku at SS. Tekkeitsertok drove one into the RF corner and slid safely into third for the two-out triple. Confucius hit one into the right-center field gap just past the outstretched glove of Mohammed for the RBI double. Viracocha grounded out to Vishnu at 1B for the third out. CL 6 / UL 2 Bottom of the 4th - New CL pitcher Max Garcia entered the game and Guru Nahak welcomed him by driving a double off the right field wall. Vishnu lined a single which dropped right in front of Tekkeitsertok in CF. Tekkeitsertok fired the ball home, trying to nail Nahak at the plate, but the throw was late allowing Nahak to score and Vishnu to advance to 2B. Odin had a hitter's count at 3-0 and came through, crushing one deep over the left field wall to cut the lead to 6-5. The CL countered with a pitching change, bringing in mortal LHP Alberto Padilla. Padilla got Zeus to ground out to Jesus Christ at SS for the first out. Mohammed singled into right field. Altjira pinch hit for the pitcher and lazily flew out to A Thetan in LF. Lao-tzu took the first pitch for a strike as Mohammed stole second. Lao-tzu drove one into the gap in right-center, but Satan made a beautiful sliding catch to end the inning. CL 6 / UL 5 Top of the 5th - Wilson Mijares came in to pitch for the UL and Jesus Christ absolutely destroyed his first pitch, sending it far over the center field wall for a 525 foot HR. A Thetan attempted to bunt his way on, but was easily retired for the first out. uKqili popped one into shallow left field which Zeus easily gloved. Satan grounded out to the pitcher for the third out. CL 7 / UL 5 Bottom of the 5th - Ra grounded out to third. Hunab Ku flew out to left. Guru Nahak flew out to right for an easy 1-2-3 inning. CL 7 / UL 5 Top of the 6th - Khonvoum was 0 for 2, but got a hold of a 1-1 slider and dropped it over the CF wall for the homerun. The UL brought in pitcher James Petrey as the CL pinch hit for their pitcher with Bondje. Bondje dropped one into the gap in left-center for the base hit. Apsu pinch hit for Tekkeitsertok and took the first pitch for a strike as Bondje stole second. The next pitch, Apsu connected on a huge cut and smacked the ball over the left field wall for the two-run, 472 foot HR. Awonawilona pinch hit for Confucius and drew the walk. With a runner on first and no outs, Viracocha dropped a single just in front of Lao-tzu in RF and Awonawilona advanced to 3B. Abraham pinch hit for Jesus Christ and took the first pitch for a strike as Viracocha stole second. Abraham popped easily into right-center for the first out which was not deep enough to score Awonawilona from third. A Thetan drew the walk to load the bases with one out. uKqili came to the plate and blistered one in between first and second. UL 2B Ra made a diving stop, flipped the ball to Hunab Ku covering second and Ku fired to first for the double play, ending the threat. CL 10 / UL 5 Bottom of the 6th - Ramon Lopez came in to pitch for the CL and walked Vishnu on 5 pitches. Lopez pitched out, but Vishnu was not going. Odin fell behind 1-2 but turned on the next pitch and drove it high and deep over the left field wall for the 469 foot, two-run HR, cutting the lead to 3. The CL brought in pitcher Tsuke Kenzan to try and stop the bleeding. Zeus hit a bloop single to left field. Mohammed took a pitch for a strike as Zeus took off for second base, but Viracocha's throw was perfect, nailing the Greek God for the out. Mohammed grounded out to 2B. Ometeotl pinch-hit for the pitcher with no one on and 2 outs and he grounded out to third base to end the inning. CL 10 / UL 7 Top of the 7th - William Ballweg was the new pitcher for the UL and got Satan to pop-out to Hunab Ku at SS. Mortal Chadwick Isabel pinch hit for Khonvoum and drove one deep to left that Zeus grabbed at the track for the second out. Mortal Charles Melton pinch hit for the pitcher and crushed one over the left-center field wall for the solo HR. Apsu grounded out to third for the third out. CL 11 / UL 7 Bottom of the 7th - LHP Moritarou Junichi was the new pitcher for the CL as Anu pinch hit for Lao-tzu. Anu flew out to Satan in RF for the first out. Ra grounded out to Apsu at 2B for the second out. Mortal William Trask pinch-hit for Hunab Ku and drew the walk. Guru Nahak rifled a bouncing ball at mortal 1B Chadwick Isabel, but Isabel snagged it and stepped on the bag to end the inning. CL 11 / UL 7 Top of the 8th - Awonawilona grounded out to first base. Viracocha bounced out to second base. Abraham drew the walk. Abraham tried to steal second on the next pitch, but was gunned down on a great throw from Guru Nahak to end the inning. CL 11 / UL 7 Bottom of the 8th - Vishnu led off the UL half of the 8th by dropping a ball just over the right field wall for the solo HR. Mortal Ryan Brawley pinch-hit for Odin (who was 3 for 3 with 2 HRs) and grounded a single back up the middle. Zeus grounded one to second base, but was too quick to be doubled up. With one out and Zeus on first, Mohammed flew weakly out to Abraham in CF. Mortal Sherman Weatherwax pinch hit for the pitcher and went down swinging to end the inning. CL 11 / UL 8 Top of the 9th - Pitcher James Burke entered the game and walked A Thetan and uKqili. Satan worked the count full before grounded a bullet at 2B which Ra dove and corralled. Ra fired to first retiring Satan as A Thetan and uKqili advanced to 2B and 3B respectively. Mortal Chadwick Isabel grounded out to the pitcher for the 2nd out. With the chance to put the game away, the CL let pitcher Moritarou Junichi bat and he struck out looking to end the threat. CL 11 / UL 8 Bottom of the 9th - Anu attempted to bunt his way on, but was easily gunned down for the first out. Ra (0 for 4) grounded one weakly to 3B for what appeared to be the eventual second out, but uKqili bobbled the ball, allowing Ra to reach first safely. Siddhartha Guatama got a hitter's count at 3-0 and hit a high fly ball into center. The wind got a hold of it and carried over the wall for the 2-run HR, cutting the CL lead to 1. Guru Nahak worked the count full and crushed one down the right field line which curved foul. Nahak then dropped a bloop single into the gap in left-center for the base hit. Vishnu flied out to A Thetan in left field for the second out. Mortal Ryan Brawley singled into left field, putting runners on first and second with 2 outs. Greek Father God Zeus strode to the plate and drew the walk, loading the bases for Mohammed. Two outs, bases loaded, bottom of the 9th - every boy's dream. Mohammed took a cut at the first pitch he saw and squibbed it out into right-center field. The ball fell in for the single and Satan grabbed it and fired it home to try and nail Ryan Brawley, the winning run. Satan's throw was too late to nab Brawley, however, as Mohammed's 2-RBI single wins the game for the UL in the bottom of the 9th. FINAL SCORE - CL 11 / UL 12 "I feel awful," stated Zulu God uKqili in his rich, velvety voice which could soothe the wildest of beasts, "I went to switch ball from glove to hand to throw but it evaded me. I cost the team this game...I will punish myself during the offseason by banishing myself to the fire caves of the underworld. As the unholy flames sear my flesh and blister my soul, I will think about what I have done." "I feel fan-f***ing-tastic!" Exclaimed UL All-Star Odin in the opposite locker room, "That was a great comeback, wasn't it?! Man! Wooo! I thought we were completely boned...no offense to you humans, but when Brawley came up with two outs, I was all like: 'Well, time to pack up my stuff, skinbag here will probably ground out'. But, you know what, he came through and we came through and it was a beautiful ending. Winning the first one was nice, but this one feels fantastic as well! Being named MVP helps quite a bit, too!" So, in a pretty boring game by deity All-Star standards, the UL manages to sneak back at the end and steal the pot of gold. Odin was 3 for 3 from the plate with a triple, 2 HRs, 3 runs scored and 4 RBI and was more than deserving of the All-Star MVP Award. The UL has now won 2 All-Star games in a row, following the 3 year sweep by the CL. |
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