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[Romdawg88]

Originally Posted by SAL

I guess I'll find out how mad you really are when the Mitt Slingers make their way to Florida in a couple of days.
I hope all that money I paid Tiger to lay down pays off.

Ah yes, Mr. Tiger told me all about your little deal with him. Luckly for me some extra cash, a few of those aforementioned hookers, and a group of scary man with tazers and nightsticks convinced him to that he needs to fight at his best.

Plus, the team has realized that for as bad as we been fighting lately we're only 16 points out of first so we're still alive and with the addition of Frissina and Tiger as well as the removal of a few underperformers we feel good about our chances of making it to the playoffs and getting blowned out in the first round.

[mh2365]

Originally Posted by SAL

Do I detect a little hostility.
I hope that's not the name I sent you.....I must have mis-spelled it.

Maybe I should call Mike for the car, bombs & hookers.

Warming up the car and the hookers .. sorry no bomb, being Mexican though I do have a wide variety of knives if that helps any!

[SAL]

The Trading Wire is Closed.....................

All rosters and the draft pool should be updated. As soon as I double check them, I'll go ahead and start Week 8.

[bigMatt]

Originally Posted by Romdawg88

Ha, true true he and a couple of others almost drove me to them. Of course, now that we worked out this little misunderstanding on he who shall be named later and you won't be receiving Mr. Cooper, I think we need to send the blow and the girls to Matt to help him deal with Jhonny.

Ever hopeful, the Beavers are hoping for "Resurrection Sunday" as far as Jhonny is concerned.

He couldn't possibly be any worse than the 2 abyssmal Flys we swatted to make room for him.

[Romdawg88]

Originally Posted by bigMatt

Ever hopeful, the Beavers are hoping for "Resurrection Sunday" as far as Jhonny is concerned.

He couldn't possibly be any worse than the 2 abyssmal Flys we swatted to make room for him.

You would think he'd be better but their suppose to suck Jhonny's a 8 he should be good. Over the course of this season Melchor Cob Castro and Isidro Perez both equaled Jhonny's win total of 3 wins with one by way of KO. In their loses both Cob Castro and Perez have been stopped four times this year compared to only twice by Jhonny but Mercurio Ciaramitaro will probably make up the difference. So while he might not be worse I don't like the chances of him being better.

However, you going up against the Dublin Guard this week so Jhonny should do go hopefully. Maybe all he needed was another change of scenery

[SAL]

December 30, 2006: American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL

The Mitt Slingers claimed their first Individual Champion and also tied an UTBA Record for the fewest KOs in a team match.

The Muckboys cleaned house in this one. What a butt whipping!

Scoreboard:
McCune Mitt Slingers 9-23-0 (2) = 20
Muckboys 23-9-0 (14) (DQ-1) = 59

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Championship Bout Results:
(McCune Mitt Slingers listed first)

WW- Randy Shields W UD15 (CH)Donald Curry

WW- (CH)Randy Shields W UD15 Giovanni Parisi


FW- Ike Chestnut L KO15 (CH)Danny Lopez

FW- Eddie Santry L KO4 (CH)Danny Lopez


BW- Rolando Bohol L KO8 (CH)Jose Medel

BW- Jose Lopez W DQ8 (CH)Jose Medel

BW- (CH)Jose Lopez L KO11 Pete Frissina

BW- Rolando Bohol L SD15 (CH)Pete Frissina


* NEW UTBA CHAMPIONS *

WW- Randy Shields 35-12-7 (7)

BW- Pete Frissina 29-18-7 (15)
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Bout Results:
(McCune Mitt Slingers listed first)

HW- Tim Witherspoon L TKO5 John Holman

HW- Tim Witherspoon L TKO7 Jerry Quarry

HW- Zora Folley L UD12 Jerry Quarry (Folley advances to pre-prime)

HW- Zora Folley L KO9 John Holman

LHW- Lonnie Bennett L TKO11 Battling Siki (Bennett advances to pre-prime)

LHW- Lonnie Bennett L UD12 Yawe Davis

LHW- Alvaro Lopez L KO4 Battling Siki

LHW- Alvaro Lopez L TKO11 Yawe Davis

MW- Randy Turpin L SD12 Dick Tiger

MW- Randy Turpin W TKO6 Ike White (Turpin advances to pre-prime)

MW- Gerald McClellan L TechUD9 Dick Tiger

MW- Gerald McClellan W TKO11 Ike White

WW- Willie Lewis L UD12 Donald Curry (Lewis advances to pre-prime)

WW- Willie Lewis W UD12 Giovanni Parisi

LW- Beau Jack W MD12 Edwin Rosario

LW- Beau Jack W UD12 Larry Boardman

LW- Jimmy Soo L KO9 Larry Boardman

LW- Jimmy Soo L KO1 Edwin Rosario

FW- Ike Chestnut W UD12 Victor Polo

FW- Eddie Santry L TKO9 Victor Polo (Santry advances to pre-prime)

Fly- Johnny Buff L UD12 Candido Tellez

Fly- Johnny Buff L TKO7 Hugo Soto

Fly- Dennis Adams L MD12 Candido Tellez

Fly- Dennis Adams L UD12 Hugo Soto

Romy, I sent you the bout logs for this one to your email addy. Enjoy.

[lethal liberal]

Congrats on your first title Sal,even if it did happen during a butt-whippin...LOL. Well,we have taken our lumps this season even though I know in the back of your mind..like myself...that you had hopes of at least being competitive..I know that I did. Oh well..lol. Still,I have had a couple of reasonably close matches and my HW and WW have kept me in the mix. I think once we both get rid of a couple lumps of dead weight(Troy Weaver and Rico Hoye for sure)next season we may be able to start to get a little get-back on some of these guys for these whippings..lol. Congrats on your first individual title. Peace.

[SAL]

December 30, 2006: State Fairgrounds Arena, Louisville, KY

Scoreboard:
The Nobodies 14-16-2 (6) = 36
MexiVilles 16-14-2 (7) = 41

LW Champion Oritiz is holding the strap for the third time in his career.
He lost it the first two times to Arguello by SD15 & a UD15. War III coming up.
Ortiz does hold one win over Arguello (TKO10) which was during the regular season with no title on the line.

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Championship Bout Results:
(The Nobodies listed first)

LW- (CH)Carlos Ortiz Draw-TD5 Alexis Arguello
(Fighters banged heads in the 2nd and opened a nasty cut over Arguello's eye)

LW- (CH)Carlos Ortiz W TKO15 Paddy DeMarco

Current record as LW Champ: Carlos Ortiz 13-0-3 (2)
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Bout Results:
(The Nobodies listed first)

HW- Lennox Lewis W KO4 Lamon Brewster

HW- Lennox Lewis Draw 12 Wladimir Klitschko

HW- Chris Byrd W UD12 Lamon Brewster

HW- Chris Byrd W UD12 Wladimir Klitschko

LHW- Eddie Mustafa Muhammad L TKO11 Matthew Saad Muhammad

LHW- Eddie Mustafa Muhammad L KO10 Marvin Johnson

LHW- Leo Lomski L TKO7 Marvin Johnson

LHW- Leo Lomski L UD12 Matthew Saad Muhammad

MW- Alex Hilton L UD12 Jermain Taylor

MW- Alex Hilton W TKO3 Kenny Shea

MW- Maselino Masoe W KO3 Kenny Shea

MW- Maselino Masoe L TKO6 Jermain Taylor

WW- Jose Antonio Rivera L MD12 Honey Mellody

WW- Jose Antonio Rivera W UD12 Oscar De La Hoya (De La Hoya advances to pre-prime)

WW- King Tut L SD12 Honey Mellody (Tut advances to PRIME)

WW- King Tut L TKO9 Oscar De La Hoya

LW- Yoni Vargas L TKO11 Paddy DeMarco

LW- Yoni Vargas L UD12 Alexis Arguello

FW- Cesar Soto L KO1 Barry McGuigan

FW- Cesar Soto L MD12 Joe Tetteh

FW- In-Jin Chi W TKO7 Barry McGuigan

FW- In-Jin Chi W KO9 Joe Tetteh

BW- Rey Bautista L SD12 Eloy Sanchez

BW- Rey Bautista L TechUD8 Vic Toweel

BW- Memphis Pal Moore W UD12 Eloy Sanchez (Pal Moore advances to PRIME)

BW- Memphis Pal Moore W UD12 Vic Toweel

Fly- Erbito Salvarria W MD12 Jiro Takada

Fly- Erbito Salvarria L UD12 Jorge Arce

Fly- Little Dado W UD12 Jiro Takada

Fly- Little Dado W SD12 Jorge Arce

[SAL]

After running almost 3 seasons of the UTBA, I have noticed something interesting. In the UTBA, 90% of the time when a fighter advances to the next aging stage, he loses the bout.
Has anyone else noticed this.......that is using the aging in the game?

Originally Posted by lethal liberal

Congrats on your first title Sal,even if it did happen during a butt-whippin...LOL. Well,we have taken our lumps this season even though I know in the back of your mind..like myself...that you had hopes of at least being competitive..I know that I did. Oh well..lol. Still,I have had a couple of reasonably close matches and my HW and WW have kept me in the mix. I think once we both get rid of a couple lumps of dead weight(Troy Weaver and Rico Hoye for sure)next season we may be able to start to get a little get-back on some of these guys for these whippings..lol. Congrats on your first individual title. Peace.

Thanks on Shields. I'm happy to have a title holder in my stable.
I had it in the front of my mind (not back) to be competitive this season. Now I'm not even thinking about it. The only matches I've been in this year have been with my fellow expansion teams. Against the veteran teams......forget it.......I've been bashed by them. Looks like I'll have to wait another season or two and get some age before I even think playoffs.

[SAL]

December 30, 2006: Ricoh Arena, Coventry, England

Scoreboard:
Left Jab Inc 11-21-0 (6) = 28
Tile Hill Top Team 21-11-0 (9)(DQ-1) = 50

Bout Results:
(Left Jab Inc listed first)

HW- Earnie Shavers W TKO7 Donovan Ruddock (Shavers advances to pre-prime)

HW- Earnie Shavers L TKO4 Alex Stewart

HW- Tony Tucker L UD12 Donovan Ruddock

HW- Tony Tucker W KO11 Alex Stewart

LHW- Troy Weaver W KO12 Chic Calderwood

LHW- Troy Weaver L KO9 Dwight Qawi

LHW- Rico Hoye W UD12 Chic Calderwood

LHW- Rico Hoye L KO10 Dwight Qawi

MW- Marcel Thil L TKO6 Jock McAvoy (Thil advances to pre-prime)

MW- Marcel Thil L SD12 Terry Downes

MW- Ellsworth Webb L KO9 Terry Downes (Webb advances to pre-prime)

MW- Ellsworth Webb W UD12 Jock McAvoy (McAvoy advances to PRIME)

WW- Milton McCrory W TKO10 Colin Jones

WW- Milton McCrory L UD12 Lloyd Honeyghan

WW- John H Stracey L KO1 Colin Jones

WW- John H Stracey L KO9 Lloyd Honeyghan

LW- Danny Alicea L TKO5 Dave Charnley (Alicea advances to pre-prime)

LW- Danny Alicea L UD12 Freddie Welsh

LW- Gabriel Ruelas L UD12 Freddie Welsh

LW- Gabriel Ruelas L UD12 Dave Charnley

FW- Antonio Rivera W TKO9 Johnny Tapia

FW- Antonio Rivera W UD12 Terry Spinks

FW- Michael Brodie L UD12 Terry Spinks

FW- Michael Brodie L MD12 Johnny Tapia (Tapia advances to PRIME)

BW- Ramon Bravo L UD12 Lionel Rose

BW- Ramon Bravo L SD12 Digger Stanley

BW- Little Pancho L MD12 Lionel Rose

BW- Little Pancho W SD12 Digger Stanley

Fly- Lorenzo Parra L UD12 Young Perez

Fly- Lorenzo Parra L TKO11 Dave McAuley

Fly- Arthur Johnson W DQ10 Young Perez (Johnson advances to pre-prime)

Fly- Arthur Johnson W TKO7 Dave McAuley

[SAL]

December 30, 2006: Fenway Park, Boston, MA

The Bears applied a pop-knot on the heads of Juggernaut.

Scoreboard:
Bears Unstable 19-11-2 (12) = 52
Juggernaut 11-19-2 (9) = 33

The Heavyweight Title changed hands two times.

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Championship Bout Results:
(Bears Unstable listed first)

HW- Ron Lyle L TKO10 (CH)Gerry Cooney

HW- Elmer Ray W TKO11 (CH)Gerry Cooney

HW- (CH)Elmer Ray L TKO3 Ken Norton

HW- Ron Lyle L KO10 (CH)Ken Norton

Ken Norton becomes the first two-time Heavyweight Champion in the UTBA
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Bout Results:
(Bears Unstable listed first)

LHW- Archie Moore W KO10 Paul Berlenbach (Moore advances to pre-prime)

LHW- Archie Moore W TKO11 Peter Venancio

LHW- Jimmy Adamick W UD12 Peter Venancio

LHW- Jimmy Adamick Draw 12 Paul Berlenbach

MW- John LoCicero L TKO11 Rito Ruvalcaba (Ruvalcaba advances to pre-prime)

MW- John LoCicero L TKO4 Tony Zale

MW- Eduardo Lausse L KO9 Tony Zale

MW- Eduardo Lausse W TKO3 Rito Ruvalcaba

WW- Ernie Lopez W TKO6 Floyd Mayweather Sr

WW- Ernie Lopez W KO4 Sylvester Mittee

WW- Pipino Cuevas W TKO8 Sylvester Mittee

WW- Pipino Cuevas W TKO11 Floyd Mayweather Sr

LW- Andy Ganigan L TKO9 Howard Davis Jr (Ganigan advances to pre-prime)

LW- Andy Ganigan Draw 12 Greg Haugen

LW- Fabian Tejeda W TKO6 Greg Haugen (Tejeda advances to PRIME)

LW- Fabian Tejeda L TKO10 Howard Davis Jr

FW- Juan Manuel Marquez L UD12 Diego Morales

FW- Juan Manuel Marquez L SD12 Wilfredo Gomez

FW- Enrique Sanchez W SD12 Diego Morales

FW- Enrique Sanchez W UD12 Wilfredo Gomez

BW- Jose Becerra W TKO7 Tommy Kelly

BW- Jose Becerra W KO7 Richie Sandoval (Sandoval advances to PRIME)

BW- Chartchai Sasakul W TechUD6 Tommy Kelly

BW- Chartchai Sasakul L TKO8 Richie Sandoval

Fly- Chartchai Chionoi W UD12 Roberto Vasquez (Vasquez advances to pre-prime)

Fly- Chartchai Chionoi W UD12 Irene Pacheco (Pacheco advances to pre-prime)

Fly- Sot Chitalada W TKO11 Irene Pacheco

Fly- Sot Chitalada W UD12 Roberto Vasquez

[Romdawg88]

Originally Posted by SAL

December 30, 2006: American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL

The Mitt Slingers claimed their first Individual Champion and also tied an UTBA Record for the fewest KOs in a team match.

The Muckboys cleaned house in this one. What a butt whipping!

Scoreboard:
McCune Mitt Slingers 9-23-0 (2) = 20
Muckboys 23-9-0 (14) (DQ-1) = 59

Romy, I sent you the bout logs for this one to your email addy. Enjoy.

We needed that that was a huge win now as long as Tomato City and the others score less then 43 points we'll be in first and in control of our own futures. I expected to win this match maybe not by this much but still knew I was going to win we need to do is beat the original teams. Now we have to get ready for the Kangroos and Barbarians as from now on every match is a must win.

As for the this match, damn Curry and Medel didn't last long as champs but heck of a homecoming gift for Frissina as he kept the BW title in the family. Heck of a debut from John Holmes, he's the fighter of the match for us, Those will probably be the only two wins I get from him but hey he's already matched the combined win total of his predecessors. Speaking of them, I must say Mr. Witherspoon's career isn't off to the greatest of starts and I don't much like his chances of future success at the moment.

Jeez, it's been a high scoring round so far with three teams breaking the 50 point mark.

[bear]

A title for Elmer Ray, however briefly. Chitalada shows signs of life during his torpid sophomore season. Enrique Sanchez continues to amaze me. A lot of bang for the buck with him. He and Lausse are both going great guns considering their competiton. Lopez got a couple of big wins. Moore and Ganigan go to pre-prime. Hoping I can pick up a few points on the dreaded Beavers so I have a puncher's shot at them in the last week.

Bear

[lethal liberal]

Originally Posted by SAL

December 30, 2006: Ricoh Arena, Coventry, England

Scoreboard:
Left Jab Inc 11-21-0 (6) = 28
Tile Hill Top Team 21-11-0 (9)(DQ-1) = 50

Bout Results:
(Left Jab Inc listed first)

HW- Earnie Shavers W TKO7 Donovan Ruddock (Shavers advances to pre-prime)

HW- Earnie Shavers L TKO4 Alex Stewart

HW- Tony Tucker L UD12 Donovan Ruddock

HW- Tony Tucker W KO11 Alex Stewart

LHW- Troy Weaver W KO12 Chic Calderwood

LHW- Troy Weaver L KO9 Dwight Qawi

LHW- Rico Hoye W UD12 Chic Calderwood

LHW- Rico Hoye L KO10 Dwight Qawi

MW- Marcel Thil L TKO6 Jock McAvoy (Thil advances to pre-prime)

MW- Marcel Thil L SD12 Terry Downes

MW- Ellsworth Webb L KO9 Terry Downes (Webb advances to pre-prime)

MW- Ellsworth Webb W UD12 Jock McAvoy (McAvoy advances to PRIME)

WW- Milton McCrory W TKO10 Colin Jones

WW- Milton McCrory L UD12 Lloyd Honeyghan

WW- John H Stracey L KO1 Colin Jones

WW- John H Stracey L KO9 Lloyd Honeyghan

LW- Danny Alicea L TKO5 Dave Charnley (Alicea advances to pre-prime)

LW- Danny Alicea L UD12 Freddie Welsh

LW- Gabriel Ruelas L UD12 Freddie Welsh

LW- Gabriel Ruelas L UD12 Dave Charnley

FW- Antonio Rivera W TKO9 Johnny Tapia

FW- Antonio Rivera W UD12 Terry Spinks

FW- Michael Brodie L UD12 Terry Spinks

FW- Michael Brodie L MD12 Johnny Tapia (Tapia advances to PRIME)

BW- Ramon Bravo L UD12 Lionel Rose

BW- Ramon Bravo L SD12 Digger Stanley

BW- Little Pancho L MD12 Lionel Rose

BW- Little Pancho W SD12 Digger Stanley

Fly- Lorenzo Parra L UD12 Young Perez

Fly- Lorenzo Parra L TKO11 Dave McAuley

Fly- Arthur Johnson W DQ10 Young Perez (Johnson advances to pre-prime)

Fly- Arthur Johnson W TKO7 Dave McAuley

OUCH! I believe that may be the worst of my numerous a** beatings this season. However,the great Troy Weaver won a match folks...look out Foster and P.Williams...Troy is on his way..lol. Congats to Hill Top.

[Ian Lord]

Originally Posted by lethal liberal

OUCH! I believe that may be the worst of my numerous a** beatings this season. However,the great Troy Weaver won a match folks...look out Foster and P.Williams...Troy is on his way..lol. Congats to Hill Top.

Cheers LL. It was a much needed win for my boys.

[Romdawg88]

Originally Posted by bear

A title for Elmer Ray, however briefly. Chitalada shows signs of life during his torpid sophomore season. Enrique Sanchez continues to amaze me. A lot of bang for the buck with him. He and Lausse are both going great guns considering their competiton. Lopez got a couple of big wins. Moore and Ganigan go to pre-prime. Hoping I can pick up a few points on the dreaded Beavers so I have a puncher's shot at them in the last week.

Bear

Any other week and I would say you would have a great shot at making up some ground on the Breavers with that 52 you guys posted but he's got the Dublin Guard and what the Breavers usually do to expansion teams isn't pretty. What a great ending year schedule for the Breavers as they get Left Jab. Inc. next week to further pad their lead before facing the Bears in the finale. The Bears might be knocked out of a playoff spot though no fault of their own.

[Claybor]

I am glad Norton got the title back, but that could be the nail in the coffin for Juggernaut.

[SAL]

December 30, 2006: 3rd & Main St., Scammon, KS

Scoreboard:
The Dublin Guards 8-22-2 (3) = 21
Bonner Springs Bald Beavers 22-8-2 (11) = 57

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Championship Bout Results:
(The Dublin Guards listed first)

MW- Bennie Briscoe L KO9 (CH)Mickey Walker

MW- Eddie Risko L KO1 (CH)Mickey Walker

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Bout Results:
(The Dublin Guards listed first)

HW- Kevin McBride L TKO8 Ike Ibeabuchi

HW- Kevin McBride L TKO8 Matt Skelton

HW- Denver Ed Smith L TKO12 Matt Skelton

HW- Denver Ed Smith L UD12 Ike Ibeabuchi

LHW- Roy Jones Jr L UD12 Fabrice Tiozzo (Jones Jr advances to pre-prime)

LHW- Roy Jones Jr L TKO7 Eddie Cotton

LHW- Graciano Rocchigiani L TKO10 Fabrice Tiozzo

LHW- Graciano Rocchigiani L UD12 Eddie Cotton

MW- Bennie Briscoe L SD12 Charles McCoy

MW- Eddie Risko L KO10 Charles McCoy

WW- Carlos Baldomir L UD12 Zab Judah

WW- Carlos Baldomir W UD12 Carlos Quintana

WW- Hasan Al L UD12 Carlos Quintana

WW- Hasan Al Draw 12 Zab Judah

LW- Borge Krogh L UD12 Jim Watt

LW- Borge Krogh L TKO12 Mando Ramos

LW- Sergei Artemiev L SD12 Mando Ramos

LW- Sergei Artemiev W KO1 Jim Watt

FW- Leo Rodak L KO8 Torpedo Billy Murphy

FW- Leo Rodak L UD12 Bernard Taylor

FW- Battling Battalino Draw 12 Torpedo Billy Murphy

FW- Battling Battalino L TKO12 Bernard Taylor

BW- Chan-Yong Park L UD12 Jhonny Gonzalez

BW- Chan-Yong Park L UD12 Jimmy Carruthers

BW- Bushy Graham W SD12 Jimmy Carruthers

BW- Bushy Graham W SD12 Jhonny Gonzalez

Fly- Guty Espadas W KO9 Yukito Tamakuma

Fly- Guty Espadas W TKO9 Mercurio Ciaramitaro

Fly- Izzy Schwartz W SD12 Yukito Tamakuma (Schwartz advances to pre-prime)

Fly- Izzy Schwartz W UD12 Mercurio Ciaramitaro

[bear]

[quote=SAL;1991600]December 30, 2006: 3rd & Main St., Scammon, KS

Scoreboard:
The Dublin Guards 8-22-2 (3) = 21
Bonner Springs Bald Beavers 22-8-2 (11) = 57

Ouch, lost more ground to the Beavers.

Bear

[Bronx Bomber 15]

What the?...Izzy and Bushy win both their bouts, and RJJ and Brisco get spanked...damn that hurts.