Utba

[Romdawg88]

Originally Posted by Romultiltus

Feel free to dump him before our upcoming match. Despite his recent string of losses, my guys do not want to see him again.

Admit it you just want me to dump him so that you can sign him and have him pull a Pender and win like 15 matches in a row.

[Tommysixfingers]

Originally Posted by Romdawg88

Admit it you just want me to dump him so that you can sign him and have him pull a Pender and win like 15 matches in a row.

According to the "tommysixfingers ladder of pain", that sensation would place itself right between a kick in the groin and getting stuck with your thumb in the car door.

[Romultiltus]

Originally Posted by Romdawg88

Admit it you just want me to dump him so that you can sign him and have him pull a Pender and win like 15 matches in a row.

The thought of picking up another scrap-heap reclaimation project might actually be something I will consider if Darius Michalczewski, Jean-Marc Mormeck & Rocky Kansas keep losing.

Got any other guys you want to see rehabilitated on the Tomato City roster?

[Romdawg88]

Originally Posted by Romultiltus

The thought of picking up another scrap-heap reclaimation project might actually be something I will consider if Darius Michalczewski, Jean-Marc Mormeck & Rocky Kansas keep losing.

Got any other guys you want to see rehabilitated on the Tomato City roster?

No, there isn't anyone I want to see rehabilitated truthfully I have no desire to deal with that kicked in the groin feeling I get everytime Pender wins another match.

[Romultiltus]

Originally Posted by Romdawg88

No, there isn't anyone I want to see rehabilitated truthfully I have no desire to deal with that kicked in the groin feeling I get everytime Pender wins another match.

Just for the record:

Paul Pender compiled a 17-18-2 (1) record as a member of the Muckboys

Since becoming a member of Tomato City, he has put together a 34-7-1 (5) record.

[mh2365]

Originally Posted by Romultiltus

Just for the record:

Paul Pender compiled a 17-18-2 (1) record as a member of the Muckboys

Since becoming a member of Tomato City, he has put together a 34-7-1 (5) record.

Hey Romy just for the record here is a nice kick to the groin. I've got the hookers and blow ready if you want to fire up the madden cruiser and the pipe bombs and go after Romultiltus.

[Romdawg88]

Originally Posted by Romultiltus

Just for the record:

Paul Pender compiled a 17-18-2 (1) record as a member of the Muckboys

Since becoming a member of Tomato City, he has put together a 34-7-1 (5) record.

Ouch, I've just had a severe pain in my groin. Looking at that is the one reason I'm considering keeping Lopez around cause I don't think I could take it if he did the same thing as Pender.

Originally Posted by mh2365

Hey Romy just for the record here is a nice kick to the groin. I've got the hookers and blow ready if you want to fire up the madden cruiser and the pipe bombs and go after Romultiltus.

I'm considering it right now, lets see what happens during my matchup with him.

Originally Posted by bear

Despite the Unstable's success the last couple of seasons I think that the last two matches have finally put us over .500 for all of our bouts. Takes a while to overcome being an expansion club.

Bear

Yep, you're now one win over .500 in terms of individual fights. You're also the first expansion team with more then a full season under their belt to move past .500 on both match and individual records congrats on a hell of a job Bear.

I've finally gotten around to updating the Individual, Match, and Streaks with all of week 1's action. Sorry, it took so long but I got sucked into playing Fallout and reading Stephen King's The Stand so I've been slacking. As always you can follow the links in my sig to find them.

[SAL]

June 29, 2007 - 420th Street Gym, Los Angeles, CA

Cawkney Crusaders @ 420th Street Gym

Bout Results:
(Cawkney Crusaders listed first)

Fly- Fritz Chervet L UD 12 Jaime Rios
(Scorecards: 113-115, 114-115, 113-115)

Fly- Koji Kobayashi L UD 12 Dado Marino
(Scorecards: 111-117, 113-118, 112-116)

BW- Israel Contreras L UD 12 Benny Goldberg
(Scorecards: 111-117, 112-116, 111-117)

BW- Jeff Chandler L TKO 7 Johnny Carter
(Scorecards: 60-55, 58-57, 58-56)

FW- Leo Rodak W SD 12 Jose Rojas
(Scorecards: 115-114, 115-116, 115-114)

FW- Howard Winstone W MD 12 Joey Archibald
(Scorecards: 114-114, 118-113, 115-113)

LW- Al Davis W KO 9 Lew Jenkins
(Scorecards: 76-76, 77-76, 77-76)

LW- Tony Pep L TKO 5 Roberto Duran
(Scorecards: 36-40, 38-39, 36-40)

WW- Tony DeMarco L MD 12 George Costner
(Scorecards: 114-114, 114-116, 112-116)

WW- Hedgemon Lewis W UD 12 Conny Rudhof
(Scorecards: 116-114, 116-113, 115-113)

MW- Marcel Thil L SD 12 Joey Giardello
(Scorecards: 116-111, 112-117, 112-115)

MW- Juan Roldan W MD 12 Charley Fusari
(Scorecards: 117-112, 115-113, 114-114)

LHW- Georges Carpentier W KO 4 James Kinchen
(Scorecards: 28-29, 29-29, 29-28)

LHW- Lotte Mwale L TechUD 9 Mike Rossman (Mike Rossman advances to PRIME)
(Scorecards: 74-79, 75-78, 74-79)

HW- John L Sullivan W TKO 7 Sinan Samil Sam
(Scorecards: 60-53, 59-55, 60-53)

HW- Bruce Woodcock W TKO 9 Fred Fulton
(Scorecards: 78-72, 77-73, 77-73)

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Halftime Score:
Cawkney Crusaders 8-8-0 (4) = 20
420th Street Gym 8-8-0 (2) = 18
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Fly- Fritz Chervet W UD 12 Dado Marino
(Scorecards: 117-110, 116-113, 117-110)

Fly- Koji Kobayashi L SD 12 Jaime Rios
(Scorecards: 113-116, 114-116, 115-114)

BW- Israel Contreras L TKO 11 Johnny Carter (Israel Contreras advances to PRIME)
(Scorecards: 90-99, 91-98, 90-99)

BW- Jeff Chandler L SD 12 Benny Goldberg
(Scorecards: 114-116, 117-112, 114-115)

FW- Leo Rodak W MD 12 Joey Archibald
(Scorecards: 114-112, 114-114, 115-111)

FW- Howard Winstone W UD 12 Jose Rojas
(Scorecards: 115-114, 116-113, 116-112)

LW- Tony Pep L UD 12 Lew Jenkins
(Scorecards: 108-118, 112-115, 109-117)

LW- Al Davis L TKO 6 Roberto Duran
(Scorecards: 45-49, 46-48, 45-49)

WW- Hedgemon Lewis L UD 12 George Costner
(Scorecards: 111-115, 111-116, 110-116)

WW- Tony DeMarco L SD 12 Conny Rudhof
(Scorecards: 114-115, 113-115, 116-112)

MW- Juan Roldan L UD 12 Joey Giardello
(Scorecards: 113-116, 114-115, 111-118)

MW- Marcel Thil L KO 8 Charley Fusari
(Scorecards: 66-66, 67-67, 66-66)

LHW- Georges Carpentier W TKO 6 Mike Rossman
(Scorecards: 48-48, 50-47, 50-46)

LHW- Lotte Mwale W KO 3 James Kinchen
(Scorecards: 20-18, 19-20, 20-18)

HW- John L Sullivan L UD 12 Fred Fulton
(Scorecards: 113-115, 115-116, 113-115)

HW- Bruce Woodcock W TKO 6 Sinan Samil Sam
(Scorecards: 49-44, 50-43, 50-43)

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Final Score:
Cawkney Crusaders 14-18-0 (7) = 35
420th Street Gym 18-14-0 (5) = 41
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[Kalinik]

After the Bears i get the Muckboys! So it wasn't difficult to predict the outcome of these two matchups. I'm happy about my HW's (Cinderalla Man Braddock and Tommy Farr) : 3-1. But my MVP of Week 1: MW Lazslo Papp lost both of his bouts. MVP of this week will be fan (me) favourite Oscar 'Golden Boy' De La Hoya!!! He went 2-0 (KO4 and KO8). Also, the expansion team still holds a WC Crown in the person of Young Griffo, he's doing exactly what he is supposed to do... getting me points and being the captain of my team!

[jbergey22]

Welcome back Scot, I am glad things are starting to get back to normal somewhat for you and I am exciting to see the UTBA get rolling again. I must say I was a little surprised by the drubbing Tomato City gave to you.

[SAL]

July 15, 2007 - Governor's Foot Guard Hall, Hartford, CT

Hoosier Playboys @ Hebron Haymakers

Bout Results:
(Hoosier Playboys listed first)

Fly- Johnny Buff W SD 12 Pitchit Siriwat
(Scorecards: 115-114, 115-118, 115-114)

Fly- Willy Salazar L TKO 5 Johnny McCluskey
(Scorecards: 36-40, 37-39, 36-40)

BW- Jhonny Gonzalez L TKO 9 Alfonso Zamora
CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT(Scorecards: 70-79, 72-78, 71-78)

BW- Luis Alberto Perez W KO 6 Rodolfo Martinez
(Scorecards: 48-45 all three cards)

FW- Jaime Garza W KO 7 Eddie Santry
(Scorecards: 58-56, 60-57, 59-55)

FW- Danny Romero L TKO 9 Antonio Esparragoza
(Scorecards: 76-74, 76-74, 75-74)

LW- Billy Schwer W UD 12 Claude Noel
(Scorecards: 114-112, 115-113, 115-112)

LW- Jorge Paez W KO 8 Rodolfo Gonzalez
(Scorecards: 67-68, 67-67, 66-68)

WW- Kostya Tszyu L SD 12 Marlon Starling
(Scorecards: 113-116, 116-115, 113-116)

WW- Jimmy Gardner W TKO 6 Andrew Lewis
(Scorecards: 46-49, 46-50, 46-49)

MW- Anthony Bryant L KO 3 John Mugabi
(Scorecards: 16-20 all three cards)

MW- Randy Turpin W KO 6 Ilyas Ahmed
(Scorecards: 49-46, 50-46, 49-46)

LHW- Victor Galindez Draw 12 John Conteh
(Scorecards: 115-114, 114-115, 114-114)

LHW- Oscar Bravo L TKO 12 David Telesco
(Scorecards: 96-107, 96-108, 96-107)

HW- Lennox Lewis L SD 12 Paolino Uzcudun
(Scorecards: 111-117, 115-113, 113-115)

HW- Lamon Brewster L UD 12 Max Schmeling
(Scorecards: 113-116, 113-116, 110-118)

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Halftime Score:
Hoosier Playboys 7-8-1 (5) = 20
Hebron Haymakers 8-7-1 (5) = 22
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Fly- Willy Salazar L KO 10 Pitchit Siriwat
(Scorecards: 81-89 all three cards)

Fly- Johnny Buff W KO 11 Johnny McCluskey
(Scorecards: 96-96, 95-96, 95-96)

BW- Luis Alberto Perez L KO 2 Alfonso Zamora
CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT(Scorecards: 10-10 all three cards)

BW- Jhonny Gonzalez W TKO 12 Rodolfo Martinez
(Scorecards: 107-102, 108-100, 108-100)

FW- Jaime Garza W TKO 12 Antonio Esparragoza
(Scorecards: 110-98, 109-100, 109-99)

FW- Danny Romero W KO 8 Eddie Santry
(Scorecards: 70-60, 70-60, 69-60)

LW- Billy Schwer L TKO 7 Rodolfo Gonzalez
(Scorecards: 54-55 all three cards)

LW- Jorge Paez W UD 12 Claude Noel
(Scorecards: 119-107, 118-109, 117-108)

WW- Jimmy Gardner L UD 12 Marlon Starling
(Scorecards: 113-114, 113-115, 113-114)

WW- Kostya Tszyu L TKO 7 Andrew Lewis
(Scorecards: 57-57, 57-59, 56-58)

MW- Randy Turpin L TKO 5 John Mugabi
(Scorecards: 38-38, 38-38, 37-39)

MW- Anthony Bryant W SD 12 Ilyas Ahmed
(Scorecards: 115-113, 116-113, 113-115)

LHW- Victor Galindez W UD 12 David Telesco
(Scorecards: 116-110, 116-111, 117-109)

LHW- Oscar Bravo L TKO 1 John Conteh
(bout stopped at 2:44)

HW- Lamon Brewster L UD 12 Paolino Uzcudun
(Scorecards: 113-114, 111-117, 110-117)

HW- Lennox Lewis L TKO 9 Max Schmeling
(Scorecards: 75-74, 76-74, 74-75)

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Final Score:
Hoosier Playboys 14-17-1 (9) = 38
Hebron Haymakers 17-14-1 (12) = 47
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[CONN CHRIS]

MW- Anthony Bryant W SD 12 Ilyas Ahmed
(Scorecards: 115-113, 116-113, 113-115)

There goes what was Ilyas' only hope for a win this year!

You scared me John, your team is getting better all the time.

[SAL]

I've got all but 2 of week 2 matches run. I just need to find time to write them up.

I've been in St. Louis MO the last few days helping coach my daughters softball team at the Regionals to a third place finish. The two games we lost were by scores of 2-1 and 1-0 but we still qualified for Nationals (a 5 day event) which will be held either back in St. Louis or Indiana in two weeks. I'll finish posting week 2 this week and open the waiver wire and get everybody's roster up to date including the minor leaguers. Then maybe in between the next couple of weekends, I can can complete week 3. After two more weeks, I should have all the time I need to dedicate to the UTBA as the softball season will be over. I feel like I have let all the owners down in this league and I apologize. I never thought my summer would happen the way it has so far.

[CONN CHRIS]

Best of luck to your daughter's team Scot. Here's to a relatively un-eventful balance of the summer!

[Claybor]

No let downs, just more anticipation.

[Romdawg88]

Originally Posted by SAL

I've got all but 2 of week 2 matches run. I just need to find time to write them up.

I've been in St. Louis MO the last few days helping coach my daughters softball team at the Regionals to a third place finish. The two games we lost were by scores of 2-1 and 1-0 but we still qualified for Nationals (a 5 day event) which will be held either back in St. Louis or Indiana in two weeks. I'll finish posting week 2 this week and open the waiver wire and get everybody's roster up to date including the minor leaguers. Then maybe in between the next couple of weekends, I can can complete week 3. After two more weeks, I should have all the time I need to dedicate to the UTBA as the softball season will be over. I feel like I have let all the owners down in this league and I apologize. I never thought my summer would happen the way it has so far.

Well since you had a nature drop a lake around your house, spent time playing superhero for another town, and was coaching your kids softball team I think we are all willing to let slide on the UTBA postings. No need to apologize for anything. Good luck at Nationals.

[mh2365]

This is total Vaporware Should of just called this league Maximum Football League LOL.


Come on Sal .. a real man wouldn't have let a little water interfere with a computer game!!! ... To heck with coaching your daughter, no matter what you do she'll have daddy issues anyways!




*** Please note ... all in jest!

[Tommysixfingers]

I feel like I have let all the owners down in this league and I apologize

This must be the most unnecessary apology (sp?) ever in history Scot. You dedicate so much of your time to UTBA, making all the fun happen for the rest of us.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that we appreciate the great effort you are making so the rest of us can enjoy the league.

[Ian Lord]

Originally Posted by Tommysixfingers

This must be the most unnecessary apology (sp?) ever in history Scot. You dedicate so much of your time to UTBA, making all the fun happen for the rest of us.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that we appreciate the great effort you are making so the rest of us can enjoy the league.

You definately speak for me Tommy.

[mh2365]

Originally Posted by Ian Lord

You definately speak for me Tommy.

Me too but next time you speak for me .. do it in a tone that pisses people off and makes them call you names. Evidently I do that all the time